fuck u dirty bitck ( not calling you this )
this is something that someone sent me before they blocked me

now if your going to send me hate mall please do the following

number 1....... that is not how you spell bitck it's bitch, if your going to call me a bitch please spell it right

number 2...... i do not know how many times i've said this, if you write hate mail please more than 4 words, if you write why they are a dirty bitch, then they just might feel like one. ( example ) you are a dirty bitch   more...because, of the sick joke you said......you said " Check your Dirty IQ!..........I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?......................give up............... it is chewing gum "

number 3....... think of something better then fuck you dirty bitch, you should say something like ( 18+++++........+ ) " your a dirty crusty cunt hole, your pussy smells so bad you make my eyes water. and............ way too dirty to go on. ( that's me being nice )

number 4....... make sure i know who you are, i have no idea who they are, so make sure your my friend for a few days before you send me the hate mail.

number 5....... can't think of anything

number 6....... still can not think of anything

number 7...... oh thought of something. i'm a very VERY happy guy and i injoy life so you can't piss me off, even if you think you can.....you can't.

well i really hope to hear from all of those people that hate me. and i hope that they use some of these tips i just said.
have a great day to all the people that hate me :0)
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hi everyone, how are you?
livevideo is not letting me put up anymore videos :0(

my birthday is coming up ( feb 25 ) :0)

so.........can't think of anything else to say :0(

i know i'll tell some jokes

joke number 1 ( i think i've said this one before )

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man in her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your   more...first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?"

"I'm 27", she replies

"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"


and my 2nd joke

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.

Doctor: What was the problem?

Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.

Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!

Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

hahahahahaha wasn't that a great joke :0)

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hey everyone i think livevideo got rid of some of my videos :0(
i put them back up i hope they do not take them off again

how about a joke (for people that don't know me i only know dirty jokes, well not too dirty)

ok

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a   more...headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, "From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!"
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READ ME, READ ME

sorry i have not been around any more, my computer got really fucked with this virus, i had to buy a new on :0(
plus when i got my new computer i lost the net :0( ( that really pissed me off )
well it may have taken me a few months to come back, but i am back :0)

what has happen to me when i was gone,
well i did get a girlfriend, and this one lasted a hole 2 weeks, all she wanted to do was smoke crack. i do not do that anymore, so it was no fun for me. :0( i sent about   more... $800 on her, so i thought i should break it up be for i went bankrupted.
so now i'm single for all you "women" out there, no guys please.
i should say if some one does try to pick me up, it is not going to last long, cause a long time ago someone broke my heart really bad, and i have not healed yet :0) but that is another story that i'll only tell my friends

well what else
well i losted my job, ( got in a really big fight with my boss )
i quite smoking for a hole day
i got into 7 fights
got 3 new friends
got a new computer
saw a few movies
and had sex ???? ( i do not want to say the number because i want it to be higher, it is to low for a single guy )  less

hi everyone, how have you been?
on monday the 18 to friday the 22, i'll be sending out gifts to who ever puts a comment on my page. it can be any thing you want, a picture, a huge, smile, anything :0)

things that have happen to me,
well, i got pick up at a bar a few days ago by a woman in her late 50's. now, when i go to the bar after work, i know a few women are going to pick me up, because i'm so fucking unbelievably sexy, and i can under why they put there hands all over me. they can't help themselves
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i always get pick up by cougar every time i'm by myself, at a bar. so any women that go to bars and are older then my mom, please leave me alone, so i can drink in peace.  less