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| | | | | "My Stache" | When Mr. H decides to shave his beard into a mustache, the fellas ridicule him. But Mr. H retaliates more...by familiarizing his friends with the history and power of "the stache" by harnessing the power of hip-hop.
"MY STACHE" LYRICS
My Stache!
Don't you disrespect
My indefatigable upper lip accent
The ladies love
And The girls, they scream
Cause my four inch domestic da stache of all they dreams
Whether William Howard Taft
Or Edgar Allan Poe
When they see my stache, b#tches want some mo'
Mustache, Mustache
(What, What! What, What!)
My Stache, My Stache
(What, What! What, What!)
Burt Reynolds
He was at his best when
Grew out his stache on the run from Smokey
Pimp Shoutin'
"Ye-Haw", as Bo Darville
Sally Field was victim, stache did the lady kill
And as for Selleck
Magnum PI!
His stache - like a shuriken - through your motherf@ckin eye
Mustache, Mustache
(What, What! What, What!)
My Stache, My Stache
(What, What! What, What!)
For all you haters
And childish instigators
Who say the stache is a piece of trash and only for French Waiters
Fools I say
Mr. H will make you pay
As you run and hide, all flee inside, when you see the stache come your way
On the dance floor make some room
For my mini push broom
As it steals your girl, brings her to my world and puts you in a tomb
Mustache, Mustache
(What, What! What, What!)
My Stache, My Stache
(What, What! What, What!)
DICTIONARY
Indefatigable - (adj) Incapable of being tired out; not yielding to fatigue; untiring.
Four Inch Domestic aka Push Broom - (n) The most standard mustache that does not migrate horizontally nor vertically beyond the width of the lips; a typical "cop mustache".
William Howard Taft - (n) 27th President of the United States. First president to own an automobile. Mustache aficionado.
Edgar Allan Poe - (n) Poet, short story writer, playwright and essayist, best known for his tales of the macabre and mystery and for his commitment to mustaches.
Bo Darville - (n) Burt Reynold's character in SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT. More often used his ham radio handle, "Bandit".
Shuriken - (n) Ninja Throwing Star. less
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| |  | "My Stache"
03:51
When Mr. H decides to shave his beard into a mustache, the fellas ridicule him. But Mr. H retaliates by familiarizing his friends with the history and more...power of "the stache" by harnessing the power of hip-hop.
"MY STACHE" LYRICS
My Stache!
Don't you disrespect
My indefatigable upper lip accent
The ladies love
And The girls, they scream
Cause my four inch domestic da stache of all they dreams
Whether William Howard Taft
Or Edgar Allan Poe
When they see my stache, b#tches want some mo'
Mustache, Mustache
(What, What! What, What!)
My Stache, My Stache
(What, What! What, What!)
Burt Reynolds
He was at his best when
Grew out his stache on the run from Smokey
Pimp Shoutin'
"Ye-Haw", as Bo Darville
Sally Field was victim, stache did the lady kill
And as for Selleck
Magnum PI!
His stache - like a shuriken - through your motherf@ckin eye
Mustache, Mustache
(What, What! What, What!)
My Stache, My Stache
(What, What! What, What!)
For all you haters
And childish instigators
Who say the stache is a piece of trash and only for French Waiters
Fools I say
Mr. H will make you pay
As you run and hide, all flee inside, when you see the stache come your way
On the dance floor make some room
For my mini push broom
As it steals your girl, brings her to my world and puts you in a tomb
Mustache, Mustache
(What, What! What, What!)
My Stache, My Stache
(What, What! What, What!)
DICTIONARY
Indefatigable - (adj) Incapable of being tired out; not yielding to fatigue; untiring.
Four Inch Domestic aka Push Broom - (n) The most standard mustache that does not migrate horizontally nor vertically beyond the width of the lips; a typical "cop mustache".
William Howard Taft - (n) 27th President of the United States. First president to own an automobile. Mustache aficionado.
Edgar Allan Poe - (n) Poet, short story writer, playwright and essayist, best known for his tales of the macabre and mystery and for his commitment to mustaches.
Bo Darville - (n) Burt Reynold's character in SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT. More often used his ham radio handle, "Bandit".
Shuriken - (n) Ninja Throwing Star. less
Added: Mar 21, 07
Views: 474
Category: Comedy |
|  | GOOD TIMES
03:34
Mr.H's old high school buddy, Aaron, came to visit and taped themselves talking about the good ol' days. Though we were struck by how different their more...stories were. less
Added: Mar 3, 07
Views: 98
Category: Comedy |
| | |  | Sick Day
03:37
Jake Anders calls in sick after a heavy night of partying, but soon finds himself in a showdown with a smartass little robot.
Check out our other digital more...shorts at:
www.cinemamavericks.com
or SUBSCRIBE to our Video Podcasts at:
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Added: Dec 15, 06
Views: 1,404
Category: Comedy |
| |  | The Bracelet
04:09
Can donating a dollar save you from certain doom? You bet your sweet ass it can.
***A lot of people have commented and/or emailed about getting their more...own bracelet in support of "the robot movement".
Unfortunately - due to high demand - we are now completely out!!
We've been blown away by how many people are out there, supporting the robot movement for global domination. Thanks to you all!
Please continue to visit our website and join the mailing list: http://www.cinemamavericks.com/List.php
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or get the podcast and have the shorts before youtube:
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Added: Dec 15, 06
Views: 457
Category: Comedy |
|  | "Run Like Crazy" Nike Commercial
01:02
Another tasty morsel from the CINEMA MAVERICKS...a spec commercial we did for a viral Nike campaign. Tunes from the very rawkin Eagles of Death Metal.
more...
For more stuff go to: www.cinemamavericks.com less
Added: Dec 15, 06
Views: 946
Category: Entertainment |
| |  | EPISODE 1: CENTURION CITY
05:00
MORE EPISODES ON OUR CHANNEL. A slightly deluded man in traditional Roman Centurion attire believes himself the sole protector of an already well protected more...city.
This is the original mockumentary that lauched our web series.
For more Centurion action and to nibble on our buffet of other shorts, go to www.cinemamavericks.com less
Added: Dec 15, 06
Views: 2,023
Category: Comedy |
|  | EPISODE 3: CENTURION CITY, "Assignment All Hallow's Eve"
03:57
Just in time for Christmas...a Halloween edition of CENTURION CITY. This time the Centurion has been lured by the West Hollywood police to help patrol more...their annual Halloween Carnaval with promises that he will meet (and possibly freestyle rap with) Kevin Federline.
For more Centurion action and to nibble on our buffet of other shorts, go to www.cinemamavericks.com less
Added: Dec 15, 06
Views: 241
Category: Comedy |
| |  | EPISODE 2: CENTURION CITY, "The Ladies"
02:42
The Centurion is back!! More mustache, more man-skirt, more crime fighting and this time...he's got a theme song.
This week the Centurion gives the more...fellas a little insight to dealing with"the ladies". That's right, "the ladies". So grab and notepad and prepare to be enlightened.
For more Centurion City action and other shorts from the Cinema Mavericks, visit: www.cinemamavericks.com less
Added: Dec 14, 06
Views: 404
Category: Comedy |
|  | EPISODE 1: FITNESS BLOG OF VIDEO WITH MR. FITNESS
03:20
Legendary Miami-based uncertified fitness instructor, MR. FITNESS, has given the Cinema Mavericks an exclusive on his new "Fitness Blog of Video".
more...Please enjoy and stay tuned for new blogs. In Mr. Fitness' own words, "I will teach yous guys so many fitness techniques that you will be many more fitness, like me, Mr. Fitness. After a couple blogs, you will can't believe the fitness you are having. Yes!"
For more Fitness Blogs of Video and Cinema Mavericks Shorts, please visit our superweb: www.cinemamavericks.com less
Added: Dec 14, 06
Views: 1,276
Category: Comedy |
| |  | The Imaginary Friend
03:19
Think you're having roommate problems? These dudes have them by the boatload.
To nibble on our buffet of other shorts, go to www.cinemamavericks.com
Added: Dec 14, 06
Views: 2,746
Category: Comedy |
|  | EPISODE 2: FITNESS BLOG OF VIDEO WITH MR. FITNESS
02:33
Legendary Miami-based uncertified fitness instructor, MR. FITNESS, has given the Cinema Mavericks an exclusive on his new "Fitness Blog of Video".
more...Please enjoy and stay tuned for new blogs. In Mr. Fitness' own words, "I will teach yous guys so many fitness techniques that you will be many more fitness, like me, Mr. Fitness. After a couple blogs, you will can't believe the fitness you are having. Yes!"
For more Fitness Blogs of Video and Cinema Mavericks Shorts, please visit our superweb: www.cinemamavericks.com less
Added: Dec 14, 06
Views: 452
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