ok someone asked a question on yahoo questions the other day and I answered it,so I thought I would post it,just to see what you all think of my theory. so here it is : do you think the world is ending?
the poles are shifting, world war, mayan prophecy, more...edgar cayce, global warming, jesus is coming ect, ect, ect... do you think its all going to end in our lifetime? And heres what I told her:
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no the world is not ending.there is no such thing as water shortage.there   more...is still the same amount of water as there was 10,000 years ago we pee it out everyday and it avaporates goes back up and comes back down its a never ending cycle. global warming may be happening but it has happened thousands of times before ,think about it ,the more the ice melts the more water there is , the more water there is the more it avaporates, the more it evaporates the more clouds there are, the more clouds there are means there is less sunshine wich means that will cool the earth and cause more rain or snow to fall wich will rebuild the ice caps. we may have a human population reduction in the future but that has happens many times before also. the less humans means more plants and repopulating of are declining species. yes we are poisioning are inviroment ,but that inviroment has been poisioned before by valconos and many many other factors like astroids,forest fires that have burned all the way aroound the earth. mother earth is a very rezeliant planet,if we poision it we are just speeding up the process of the next decline in human population. so to make along story alittle shorter i believe we will be fine for awhile then mother earth will put it all into balance again,as for war even the worst war wouldnt kill us all humans will survive just not as comfortably,as for jesus,who knows ,humans have had prophecies of the end many times before and we are still here. if we blow it this time maybe next time they will get it right the only thing i can see that could kill mother earth is the sun burning out wich wont happen for a very very long time ,solar flares from the sun, wich is possible but not likely soon. or the earths core cooling,although i believe it is kept hot by the friction caused by the earths rotation but im not sure about that one . so my suggestion is to try your best to take care of earth the best we can and relax ,cause we will be ok ty :] what do you think?
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MY CAT IS A FREELOADER!!!!!! Seriously, my cat is taking advantage of me. I had to pay a special visit to Petco earlier today for more cat food. Petco's honest slogan should be "It's where your money goes." I'm more than a little ticked off that my cat expects me to provide her with cat food that costs $10.49 (before taxes) per 3.5 lb bag. She turns her nose to any cheap stuff I've ever brought home and she sees right through my lies. "Oh the store was out of your regular brand, but the   more...clerk there told me that Brand X is actually the SAME food as your regular brand." Yes, I lied to my cat, and she saw right through the BS. That coupled with the vet's recommendation that the expensive stuff is better for the cat has convinced my wife that we (I) should only buy the special food. I tried to convince both my wife and my cat that the cat doesn't have very refined taste buds. I mean, she eats flies. She licks her ass in lieu of toilet paper. That and she contributes nothing financially to the house (the cat, not my wife). And, she's a friggin' cat; she shouldn't get a household vote.

The cat's now reading over my shoulder... one second please. I think she suspects something.

Okay, so the cat also doesn't seem to care about anything I'm doing. I'll be reading the paper, and she'll plop her cat's ass dead center of the page and look at me as if I've gotten in her way. Or maybe I'm stealing a few moments of silence in the bathroom when all of a sudden there's a furry arm being jammed under the door. Are you kidding me? Give me a minute. You don't even shit in here anyway. Next time you do that I'm going to duct tape your little arm to the linoleum. Maybe you'd let me crap in peace then.

Damnit, she's back. Shhh. She just had to remind me that she's shedding and that I should brush her.

Okay where was I... flies, ass licking, duct taping, brushing, bathroom door banging... Oh yeah, so this cat eats better than I do. I'm too lazy to do the math, but I'd guess that the food I just put in her dish cost more than my lunch today. My lunch didn't even come with gravy, but it was chicken flavored. Discussing my eating habits are for another time though.

Oh jeez... she's staring at me now. Not really at me, but past me at the window behind me. I just know she wants me to think there's something or someone outside the window, but I'm not going to play that game. I will win this grudge match. I'm going to stare back at her 'til she blinks. Apparently that's supposed to be a sign of my dominance. She doesn't play fairly though, because her eyes just got wide and she did a little crouch thing. Maybe there IS someone outside the window behind me. NO, don't think that. She's bluffing. Blink, you damn cat. Ha, she looked away. I win, I win, I win. Play it cool, no need to gloat.

Okay, now that I think about it, I believe my cat is a bully as well. She just fucks with me every chance she gets. This cat must get off knowing that I'm her personal servant and she can throw up on the carpeting or piss over the side of her litter box and I'll have to clean it up. Perhaps it's retribution for cutting her claws off or having her ovaries removed. Whatever it is, I'm no longer a cat owner. I'm the one who's owned.

People used to believe that cats caused insanity. I think they may have been on to something.

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