Reuters, Games, Game, China, Internet, Suicide
A Chinese man dropped dead after playing Internet games for three consecutive days, state media said on Monday, as China seeks to wean Internet addicts offline.
The man from the southern boomtown of Guangzhou, aged about 30, died on Saturday after being rushed to the hospital from the Internet cafe, local authorities were quoted by the Beijing News as saying.
"Police have ruled out the possibility of suicide," the newspaper said, adding that exhaustion   more...was the most likely cause of death. It did not say what game he was playing.
China, worried about the spread of pornography and politically incorrect content, has banned the opening of new cybercafes this year and issued orders limiting the time Internet users can spend playing online.
In April, President Hu Jintao launched a campaign to rid the Internet of "unhealthy" content and make it a platform for Communist Party doctrine.
I don't know of any cases resulting in death, but I have heard and personally experience exhaustion to the the point of hallucination, and other strange behavioral changes. So be warned again. I laughed it off to weak, feeble mindedness, but it is real, your holding the devils hand into cyberspace if your not careful and disciplined. It can become an obsessive-compulsive behavior. So if your vulnerable to that trait, get help, before it consumes you. Fortunately most people have jobs that help prevent them from engaging to the extent that is harmful. But there are also persons whose job performance is effected cause of staying up too late. Also communication in the home with children and spouse effected to the degree that it becomes a dysfunctional family. I could go on and fill volumes, but id be interested in hearing your experiences, please message me if you'd like. I'm interested.  less

Some moe 18+ Jokes added to Sept 07 Jokes so if you like, check 'em out.

30 Things Never To Say To A Naked Man.

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it,   more...it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.  less

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A man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Excuse me. Would you be so kind as to dance with me."
Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry. Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony and I'd rather sit than dance."
The man humbly returns to his friend. "So what did she say?" he asks. "She said she's constipated on macaroni and would rather shit her pants.
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom
loved to   more...play together. One day, the two were playing
when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared
for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go
get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the
farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3
series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped
off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to
save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to
see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and
soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to
save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over,
and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
Bad Bad Luck - There is this little guy sitting at the bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big troublemaking sits down next to him, takes the drink from the little guy, and chugs it all down. The poor little man starts crying. The truck driver says, Come on man, I was joking. Here, I will buy you another drink. I just cannot see a man crying. No it is not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I got a taxi to return home, and after I paid the taxi drove away and I realized I had left my wallet in the back seat. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the shamba boy. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you showed up and drank my poison. Submitted by, Patrick Mulinde

Blonde Robbery - A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet." The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun. "The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back. The blonde said, "You're an idiot -- there's no bullets in the gun. "The man replied, "No, you're the idiot -- there's no money in the wallet."_____________
Paper to Grow On - A wife was complaining about her breasts being small and was thinking about getting the done surgically. Her husband told her the way to make her breast grow would be to rub toilet paper between everyday. The wife was skeptical but went and got some toilet paper and started rubbing between her breast. The wife asked the husband how long do I have to do this. The husband said a few years. The husband said a few years. The wife exclaimed a few years? Are you sure this is going to work? The husband replied it worked on your butt, didn't it?  less

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