You are viewing "13689465"
 | 
   
 I have written every single piece of text on my page. Please do not copy any of it. I can not stress how rude and disrespectful that is. I will find out. If you don't like the way I am/look/think, then feel free to delete me. I would also like to make perfectly clear, that yes, I am in a wonderful and committed relationship with a man named Arran Berger. I no longer care for random people. You can either take me as I am, or fuck off. You don't need to know why or how things are in my life. Just be aware before you try to hit on me, I'm not the perfect girl that most of you think I am. I will not read or respond to hate mail. Thank you.
Boys: If you're under 18 and intend to flirt with me (not that your smart enough to read this :P), please don't even bother trying to talk to me. I'm done with little boys, and I don't like to waste my time. I have a real man, so fuck off.
I am everything you least expected. If you didn't know me then, you will never know me now. If you are courageous and even amazing enough, I dare you to attempt getting close to me. It is beyond a bit of a challenge. And you should feel completely proud if you do get the chance to get close. Don't fuck up that chance, and what ever you do, do not fuck me over. You will live to regret it. If you even continue to live. I will be the person who cares about you the most, but I will also be the most outragous person you will ever meet. Most people displease me. Please do not try to hit on me. It will not work. Anything you can say will not faze me in any way. And you will never have the slightest chance.
I hate about 70% of people. I know the underlying reason why. If you know enough about human behavior, you probably know why as well. If not, you’re probably in that 70% of people. I believe in honesty. Some say I’m blunt, a bitch, and rude. I think I’m just being honest. Majority of people can’t handle the truth. I don’t want your opinion, unless I ask for it. Please spare me on what you think about my personality, appearance, ideas, etc. If you leave me a nasty comment or picture comment, I will simply reply with a very rude comment back. And then block you. You’re wasting both my time, and your own. Do you not think I talk to much? Stop stating the obvious, you just make yourself look like an idiot. If you don’t understand why I say the things I do, you’re probably not very smart. Go take a psychology class or two, and get back to me. I don’t have the time or patience for ignorance regarding that subject.
I am not easily impressed. Therefore, I find most people to be very boring. Thus, I don’t usually reply to very many people’s messages and/or comments. If you’d seriously like to have a conversation with me, say something interesting. Otherwise, your messages/comments will go unread or straight up be ignored. I often have a bad attitude. Reason being, I’m jaded. I’m very pessimistic and cynical. I’m trying to work on it, but it’s far from easy. It’s comfortable. It’s what I know. But, just know, I’m trying to change it. Change isn’t easy, or fast.
 
I dont respond to most people unless im bored out of my mind, which dosent happen ever. I am shallow sometimes and will use my ability to argue torward almost everthing. Feel free to comment me but dont expect a reply right away. Unlike most people on this website, I DO have a life and i'm living it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Video Album: |
| | Across the universe: Strawberry Fields forever
04:57
Added: Feb 13, 08
Views: 148 | Across the universe: I've just seen a face
00:60
Added: Feb 11, 08
Views: 96 | The Happiest Monster
01:22
Added: Nov 17, 07
Views: 93 | Mindless Self Indulgence - Shut Me up
03:43
Added: Oct 21, 07
Views: 226 | Gloomy Bear - Japanorama
03:18
Added: Oct 6, 07
Views: 280 | | Silent Hill: Lying Figure Attacks
02:50
Added: Sep 30, 07
Views: 158 | Silent Hill: Bubble Head Nurse Scene
02:50
Added: Sep 30, 07
Views: 138 | FLCL survive
04:45
Added: Mar 6, 07
Views: 603 | Hellsing's drone
03:37
Added: Feb 28, 07
Views: 456 | samurai champloo When i was a little girl
02:38
Added: Feb 26, 07
Views: 1,748 | |
| |
|
| | Monday, August 6, 2007 at 12:07 AM | | STUFF (part 1) NAME: China. (pronounced chi-na) like the damn country :P AGE: 17. LOVE: Was found in a man named Arran. FAME: Is a stupid motive in mind. CONFUSION: is part of my life lol HATE: Will grow strong with me VERY quick. FRIENDS: Are a fraction of my life. THOUGHTS: I'm not the bad girl you think I am. IMAGINATION: Mine can bring you places. SCHOOL: If you have to know I go to SDSH I HAVE BOYFRIEND NAMED ARRAN BERGER HE'S MY SEX CAKE :) This is a girl who enjoys her music. Who think She is not a more...product of societies requirements.
Who talks to much and listens to little.
Who gets lost in romantic story's .
Who likes depressing love poems.
Who doesn't believe in very much of anything.
Who's mom tucked her into bed as a child.
Who counts on herself and trys hard to learn from her mistakes.
Who looks up to the stars and can almost see the Galexys.
Who wants to lean in the wind and fly.
Who looks up in the clouds and makes pictures in the sky.
Who wants to be loved
Who can be strong in almost anything.
Who can write when shes feeling something.
And this one girl lives a life like no one else.
- The world of first dates, and mix tapes, family dramas, and new friends. The world of sex, drugs and unpredictable love, when all you really need is that one amazing person, to feel infinite... Arran baby you make me feel so infinite.
- One day you will be looking through a stack of pictures of all the fun time you guys had together, and you will look at everyone of those pictures and remember something bad about that time nothings perfect.
- I think about what i know and sing to the lyrics i have heard. I listen to you like a soft heart beat. Its lovely and tender, but only a few seconds away from goodbye. I think about that day and two seconds later think about how lovely your soft voice means to me.
You can call me: IFFY™ but I hate it ;\ I'm 17 years old, but Im immature for any age. Apparently i dont know how to treat people. My brutal honesty, tends to hurt people and make me mad or worse makes them hate me. I suppose the reason you love me or hate me is because i dont fit into your so called "Ideal society" I'm nothing glamorous so save your breath. I dont think i am better than you or anyone else out there. You shouldnt think you are any better either. People are afraid of me, afraid of anything that may not be easy, so afraid of being different, so afraid of what others think, so afraid of being themselves. My home is in San Diego, and theres more drama here, than an episode of jerry springer. I live in California. [i want to live with my hubby!... in england yup] You dont have to like me, but do NOT expect me to care about it. I confess: I'm messed up, I'm weird, I have problems, I can be naive, I'm always late. I'm scared, I'm a nervous reck when it come to what a certain person thinks of me, I want to be good enough for him. My life has been hard I guess a single person has made it wonderful. There are people who have it alot worse off and my never be happy. So i'm never going to sit here and complain to anyone ever. Im not a emo kid, I'm not a scene kid, I'm not a preppy kid, I'm just china. as lame as I am to say this but: don't label me, i ain't soup! it is true, dont lable others! Just because your not my friend or dont like me, doesn't mean everyone else does. I drink (I sorta need to?), and i've smoked. Brutal honesty is how I am sometimes. I will consider your feelings always but I'm not going to lie and make you think you look or did something good when you didn't. if you dont like it, then dont ask my true opinion. less | |
| Monday, August 6, 2007 at 12:07 AM | | (part 2) People who sit there, and tell the world that their anorexic or bulimic or cut or do drugs no one fucking cares! Your only doing it for attention. and i bet half of you lie about it YOUR LOSERS! I've never tried to hurt anyone, but i know i have, and I'm sorry. Yes I realize I'm short, 5 [foot]' 4-6[inch] I dunno mkay! We don't need to point it out. Cuz i'll still get a ladder and get up in your face and give a piece of my mind. Random quotes: Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's more...the moments that take your breath away
Love doesn't mean holding onto feelings and being devoted to someone you can't have anyway. It's wanting what's best for the other person, even if that means you don't get what you want. That's not to say that the pain shouldn't exist or that it'll fade just like that, but true love desires the happiness of the one you love less | |
| Monday, August 6, 2007 at 12:06 AM | | 102 Things to Do in Wal-Mart (#1 - 46) 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on more...bras in the
sewing/fabric department.
7. Try on bras over top of
your clothes.
8. Make a trail of orange juice
on the ground, leading to the
restrooms
9. While walking around the store,
sing in your loudest voice possible
"sex and candy"
10. Walk up to an employee and tell
him in an official tone, "I think we've
got a Code 3 in Housewares,"
and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka
station; then turn them all
off and turn the volumes to "10".
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and
say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so
long!..." etc. See if they play along to
avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing
department, ask yourself loud enough
for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Try putting different pairs of women's
panties on your head and walk
around the store casually.
17. Leave small sacrifices or
gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends,
using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases
over the scanner, look mesmerized and say,
"Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor"
signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping
department; tell others you'll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from
Bed and Bath.
23. Contaminate the entire auto department
by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and
combs in Cosmetics.
25. Drape a blanket around your
shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm
Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into
neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all
spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need
help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't
you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are
walking ahead of you, run between
them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Look right into the security
camera, and use it as a mirror
while you pick your nose.
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by
setting up a full scale battlefield with
G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Set up another battlefield with
G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick
might give an interesting effect!!!)
35. While handling guns in the hunting
department, suddenly ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Act as spastic as possible.
36. While no one's watching quickly switch
the men's and women's signs on the doors
of the rest room.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming
the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms,
and watch everyone's jaws drop when you
attempt to buy them.
42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in
front of the store.
43. Two words: "Marco Polo."
44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden,
pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.
45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in
Electronics.
46. In the auto department, practice your
"Madonna" look with various funnels. less | |
| Monday, August 6, 2007 at 12:06 AM | | 102 Things to Do in Wal-Mart (#47 - 81) 47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." more...Then act as though you are being beaten
and fall onto the ground screaming and having
convulsions.
49. When an announcement comes over the
loudspeaker, assume the fetal position
and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
50. Go to an empty checkout stand
and try to check people out.
51. Drag a lounge chair on display over
to the magazines and relax. If the store has a
food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you
don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little
umbrella in it.
52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the
front of the store and begin stroking
it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."
53. Go over to the shoe department
and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing
one pair back. Take the paper from the
boxes and throw it in various aisles.
54. When someone steps away from
their cart to look at something,
quickly make off with it without saying
a word.
55. Follow people through the aisles,
always staying about five feet away.
Continue to do this until they leave the
department.
56. Ask other customers if they have any
Grey Poupon.
57. Test the fishing rods and see what you
can "catch" from the other aisles.
58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with
every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy
who is with another girl and start flirting with him
in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's
your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no
interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way.
"hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."
59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
60. Re-dress the mannequins as you
see fit.
61. When there are people behind you,
walk REALLY SLOW, especially
thin narrow aisles.
62. Relax in the patio furniture until you
get kicked out.
63. Challenge other customers to duels
with tubes of gift wrap.
64. Pay off layaways fifty cents
at a time.
65. Say things like, "Would you be so
kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
66. Make up nonsense products and ask
newly hired employees if there are any in
stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
67. Ride a display bicycle through
the store; claim you're taking it for a
"test drive."
68. Leave cryptic messages on
the typewriters.
69. Get boxes of Condoms and
randomly put them in peoples carts
when they don't realize it.
70. Get an empty book, and say it's
a guest book. Get people to sign.
71. Play a game of indoor freeze
tag
72. Drive around the entrances
screaming out the window "the British
are coming"
73. Have a team race with your friends-
one person sits in the cart,
the other pushes
74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of
candy. Repeat, going to the same cash
register, until the clerk notices
75. Fill your cart up as much as possible,
and then try to use the express lane
76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say
that there is free candy in aisle X
(aisle X being the condom aisle)
77. Run into a pyramid of cans,
heroically saying "I'm gonna save
us from that bomb!"
78. Use a conveyer belt as a
treadmill and lose some weight
79. Grab heavy but not too heavy
objects, and see who can throw them
the most aisles over.
80. When people aren't looking, put
tampons in their carts if they are a
guy, and a jock strap if their a girl.
81. Randomly direct people
to the deodorant section less | |
| Monday, August 6, 2007 at 12:05 AM | | 102 Things to Do in Wal-Mart (#83 - 102)81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section 82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls. 83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner. 84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls, run, but leave the cart. See what happens. 85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it. 86. Go to the gun section, more...saying
"Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that
stupid smily face!"
87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use
wite-out and a pen to change the price
to something much lower, and the total
much higher, then return and demand a
refund.
88. See how much stuff you can
break before you get caught
89. Take a leak in the dressing
rooms.
90. Repeadeately say
"The clowns are not eating me."
91. Use fake checks, but sign them
using your neighbors name.
92. Rearrange items as you see fit.
93. Take a full set of guy's clothes
and a full set of gal's clothes, then
leave them lying somewhere.
94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that
is full of stuff like KoRn and
Limp Bizkit CDs
95. Grab condoms and stick them
in everyone's face (only the
opposite sex)
96. Do #95 but with the same sex
(not recomended)
97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive"
and put them randomly on food items.
98. Follow someone until
they notice
99. switch price tags
100. Loiter. When asked to leave,
tell them you live here.
101. Put condoms in the freezer.
102. Talk in really fake accents and give
each other fake foreign names. less | |
| |
|
|
| Photo Album: | |
|
me
Added: Jun 13, 08
Views: 84 | 
Kiss
Added: Feb 14, 08
Views: 100 | 
my first scrat..
Added: Feb 14, 08
Views: 89 | 
Vogue: untitled
Added: Feb 14, 08
Views: 101 | 
broken shoe
Added: Feb 14, 08
Views: 123 | 
Kiera Knightley
Added: Feb 14, 08
Views: 99 | 
Sharp Kiss
Added: Feb 14, 08
Views: 107 | 
untitled
Added: Feb 14, 08
Views: 110 | 
Untitled
Added: Feb 14, 08
Views: 91 | 
self portrait
Added: Feb 14, 08
Views: 100 |
|
| | | | | |  | About me: All my life I wanted to meet someone who would significantly impact my life. someone who can understand me, appreciates me and my faults... someone more...who can teach me to love. dreams with me. someone i can believe in. someone to believe in me. I've met that person and i love you Arran Berger.
Some things to know about me: i tell a lot of totally random stories that most people seem to relate too, Candy makes me happy. i am really just a little girl with a odd perception. i believe that the ocean and cliffs are some of the best places on earth. I live for the people I love unconditionally, the natural highs of life, the good memories of the past, and the uncertainty of the future. I am a bit eccentric. quote i live by: "the only thing constant in life is hurt." i am raging A.D.D. i do not take people's shit. i am pretty much indecisive about every decision i make. Arran Berger is my baaaabbyyy. I am quite imperfect. i am reckless in pretty much everything i do. i make stupid decisions & plenty of mistakes that are simply incapable of ever being fixed, BUT i would not have it any other way.
 They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
you are not invincibility...and still who is there to save you from yourself?
I'm sick of seeing examples of this every day. I'm sick of constantly worrying for my friends, and fearing for their safety more than they fear it for themselves. The point I'm trying to make is this: many people do not understand that youth is not invincibility & it does not make you immortal.
Youth, in and of itself, does not mean that you can beat the inevitable demise that all mortals must eventually meet. Put simply just because you are young, does not mean that you can't die or cause serious physical/mental/emotional damage to yourself & it doesn't mean that you do not have to face the consequences of your erratic actions. Everything from popping pills to driving drunk. So next time you think about putting yourself, your own life at risk, take a second, stop being selfish, & think about the other people that you're putting at risk: The people that you love & the people that love you. The ones that have to go through the emotional torture of watching you kill yourself.
So here is my challenge for you, for everyone that this speaks to:
1. Take in everyday as it comes and try to enjoy it to the fullest, make every minute, every smile, every tear count
2. Take this into consideration: who is there to save you from yourself?
sometimes i wonder if this life is in vain, if there is a reason for living..a life after death?
I'd like to hear others opinions, but the best answer i can think of is this: everything that people go through ever day, bad & good. [life in general] is too vast for there not to be a reason for it to all happen in the first place. this leads me to believe that human beings must have some sort of life after death... all one can do is think that there is in fact some sort of spirit world beyond planet Earth, if not for the sake of religion, for the sake of comfort. i am currently convinced and or at a realization that there is no god. Belief or "hope" is for the hopeless. I think that faith is fine and people need to believe in something in this difficult time of passing we call life, but this being said, no one can tell me that we [people in general] survive this crazy ass world to find nothing on the other end... for it to all be in vain. this can just not be true. From a scientific stand point: 'souls' are energies & by the law of nature & Newton, 'energy can neither be created nor destroyed'..so basically the question is: what happens to that powerful energy that resides within a living human being after they are deceased? no one that is living really knows, so; therefore, the thing that seems the best to do is to live for the moment. the important thing is to be a genuine person, respect human life, & live every day to the fullest, like it were to be our last. never hold back. that's what i do to stay content anyway.. know myself, be myself, & speak up about my opinion or my feelings. The best advice is to remain laid back & take in each day as it comes.. don't waste time 'waiting' for something to happen.. the time will come when we shall all know the meaning of life, it just hasn't come yet & maybe this is truly for the best... maybe, at this point in our life, we are not equipped or strong enough to even handle the full truth..
Rants and or quotes:
The beauty of life, is that you don't have to be modernly beautiful to live it.
The best and most beautiful thing in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart.
I hadn't read Charlotte's Web in years. I was overdue. Overdue for so many such things that didn't involve guns, blood or killing people.
I feel like a defective person, like I came off the assembly line flat out fucked and my parents should have taken me back for repairs before the warranty ran out.
Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination.
I consist of body, mind and imagination. my body is faulty, my mind untrustworthy, but my imagination has made me disturbingly remarkable.
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.
...why I'm so sympathetic to the monsters. The answer is simple. Because I am one.
I am all you will ever have for certain love is something I am certain to give. less | Last reply May 13, 07
by 13689465-forums |
| | |
| | | | | | About me: All my life I wanted to meet someone who would significantly impact my life. someone who can understand me, appreciates me and my faults... someone more...who can teach me to love. dreams with me. someone i can believe in. someone to believe in me. I've met that person and i love you Arran Berger.
Some things to know about me:
Now heres a laugh for a change one time I was checking out youtube accounts for vids to watch then i stumbled across a funny little comment that made me laugh then scold myself for being so heartless to the situation here it is: You... you can't dump me! I'm using your name for all my user-names! What exactly am I supposed to do about that!?____________________________________________________________
They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
you are not invincibility...and still who is there to save you from yourself?
I'm sick of seeing examples of this every day. I'm sick of constantly worrying for my friends, and fearing for their safety more than they fear it for themselves. The point I'm trying to make is this: many people do not understand that youth is not invincibility & it does not make you immortal.
Youth, in and of itself, does not mean that you can beat the inevitable demise that all mortals must eventually meet. Put simply just because you are young, does not mean that you can't die or cause serious physical/mental/emotional damage to yourself & it doesn't mean that you do not have to face the consequences of your erratic actions. Everything from popping pills to driving drunk. So next time you think about putting yourself, your own life at risk, take a second, stop being selfish, & think about the other people that you're putting at risk: The people that you love & the people that love you. The ones that have to go through the emotional torture of watching you kill yourself.
So here is my challenge for you, for everyone that this speaks to:
1. Take in everyday as it comes and try to enjoy it to the fullest, make every minute, every smile, every tear count
2. Take this into consideration: who is there to save you from yourself?
sometimes i wonder if this life is in vain, if there is a reason for living..a life after death?
I'd like to hear others opinions, but the best answer i can think of is this: everything that people go through ever day, bad & good. [life in general] is too vast for there not to be a reason for it to all happen in the first place. this leads me to believe that human beings must have some sort of life after death... all one can do is think that there is in fact some sort of spirit world beyond planet Earth, if not for the sake of religion, for the sake of comfort. i am currently convinced and or at a realization that there is no god. Belief or "hope" is for the hopeless. I think that faith is fine and people need to believe in something in this difficult time of passing we call life, but this being said, no one can tell me that we [people in general] survive this crazy ass world to find nothing on the other end... for it to all be in vain. this can just not be true. From a scientific stand point: 'souls' are energies & by the law of nature & Newton, 'energy can neither be created nor destroyed'..so basically the question is: what happens to that powerful energy that resides within a living human being after they are deceased? no one that is living really knows, so; therefore, the thing that seems the best to do is to live for the moment. the important thing is to be a genuine person, respect human life, & live every day to the fullest, like it were to be our last. never hold back. that's what i do to stay content anyway.. know myself, be myself, & speak up about my opinion or my feelings. The best advice is to remain laid back & take in each day as it comes.. don't waste time 'waiting' for something to happen.. the time will come when we shall all know the meaning of life, it just hasn't come yet & maybe this is truly for the best... maybe, at this point in our life, we are not equipped or strong enough to even handle the full truth..
i tell a lot of totally random stories that most people seem to relate too, Candy makes me happy. i am really just a little girl with a odd perception.
i believe that the ocean and cliffs are some of the best places on earth. I live for the people I love unconditionally, the natural highs of life, the good memories of the past, and the uncertainty of the future. I am a bit eccentric. quote i live by: "the only thing constant in life is hurt." i am raging A.D.D. i do not take people's shit. i am pretty much indecisive about every decision i make. Arran Berger is my baaaabbyyy. I am quite imperfect. i am reckless in pretty much everything i do. i make stupid decisions & plenty of mistakes that are simply incapable of ever being fixed, BUT i would not have it any other way.
Rants and or quotes
(My definition of a rant: When I bitch about things i don't like or find disgusting, disturbing, and irresistably irritable about myself and the living lives around me *joyness*
My definition of a quote: A more gentle heartfelt rant)
The beauty of life, is that you don't have to be modernly beautiful to live it.
The best and most beautiful thing in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart.
I hadn't read Charlotte's Web in years. I was overdue. Overdue for so many such things that didn't involve guns, blood or killing people.
I feel like a defective person, like I came off the assembly line flat out fucked and my parents should have taken me back for repairs before the warranty ran out.
Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination.
I consist of body, mind and imagination. my less | Last reply May 13, 07
by 13689465-forums |
| | |
| | | | | | humor quotes i'd like to think i can be funny with these rants to let's give them a try? You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white more...guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
 disturbing images
sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It's funny because I think it's better inside.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before
How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become a bore.
you know what happens to popular people...They get fat
Only two things in life are certain, death and that twinkies will out last you.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
If you have weird vegetarian friends it is best not to invite them to a barbecue
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell
A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" i said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it... i got arrested 5 minutes later... what?
If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends?
um i like bought some powdered water, but i don't know what to add?
When I die, i would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.
To me, fighting is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
I can picture in my mind a world more... without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it
Too bad you can't get a voodoo globe and make the world spin around really fast and freak everyone out.
is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo flying across in front of a beautiful sunset. And he has a beautiful rose in his beak. And also he is carrying a very beautiful painting in his feet. And also, you're drunk
Have you ever seen a child, on his way to school, have a car drive past and splash him, and then he just stands there and thinks if he should just go to school or go home and change and be late... And then I drove past and splashed him again!
Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected.
OTHER QUOTES
We're all lonely for something we don't know we're lonely for. How else to explain the curious feeling that goes around feeling like missing somebody we've never even met?
Loneliness the clearest of crystal insight into your own soul, its the fear of one's own self that haunts the lonely.
Sometimes to realize you were well, someone must come along and hurt you.
No one would choose a loveless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world.
Not a monster, not a bogeyman. Nothing but another reason to feel better about yourself. Understand that it's just a person - not worth devoting any nightmares to.
To be great is to be misunderstood
I'd like to tell you I'm sorry you don't know how lovely you are
the wonderful sound of my last breathe
In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.
I want you to hate me as much as i loved you, save yourself
i hate what i used to be
no one said it would be easy, yet no one said it would be this hard
We all hate our lives some more than others we are just too spineless to end it.
I'll put a little sour in your sweet.
Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely less | Last reply Apr 14, 07
by 13689465-forums |
| | |
 | hey
(1 reply, 117 views) | Posted Apr 4, 07
by akito |
| | | | | |
| | | | |  | If I die and go to hell real soon, it will appear to me as this room. And for eternity I'd lay in bed in my boxers, half stoned, with the pillow under my more...head.
I'd be chatting on the interweb;
maggots pray upon the living dead.
I had no interest in the things she said.
On the phone every day,
I'll permanently hit the hay.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
At this rate,
I'll be heading for electric chairs.
I'm only human with my cross to bear.
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my teacher taught me in the old school.
You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that you'll be my downfall.
But I call and I call and I call.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (yeah i did)
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (yeah i did)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
(Woah!)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep. less | Last reply Apr 4, 07
by 13689465 |
| | |
| |
|
|
| |
