fuck u dirty bitck ( not calling you this )
this is something that someone sent me before they blocked me

now if your going to send me hate mall please do the following

number 1....... that is not how you spell bitck it's bitch, if your going to call me a bitch please spell it right

number 2...... i do not know how many times i've said this, if you write hate mail please more than 4 words, if you write why they are a dirty bitch, then they just might feel like one. ( example ) you are a dirty bitch   more...because, of the sick joke you said......you said " Check your Dirty IQ!..........I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?......................give up............... it is chewing gum "

number 3....... think of something better then fuck you dirty bitch, you should say something like ( 18+++++........+ ) " your a dirty crusty cunt hole, your pussy smells so bad you make my eyes water. and............ way too dirty to go on. ( that's me being nice )

number 4....... make sure i know who you are, i have no idea who they are, so make sure your my friend for a few days before you send me the hate mail.

number 5....... can't think of anything

number 6....... still can not think of anything

number 7...... oh thought of something. i'm a very VERY happy guy and i injoy life so you can't piss me off, even if you think you can.....you can't.

well i really hope to hear from all of those people that hate me. and i hope that they use some of these tips i just said.
have a great day to all the people that hate me :0)
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hi everyone, how are you?
livevideo is not letting me put up anymore videos :0(

my birthday is coming up ( feb 25 ) :0)

so.........can't think of anything else to say :0(

i know i'll tell some jokes

joke number 1 ( i think i've said this one before )

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man in her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your   more...first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?"

"I'm 27", she replies

"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"


and my 2nd joke

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.

Doctor: What was the problem?

Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.

Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!

Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

hahahahahaha wasn't that a great joke :0)

well i got nothing to do :0(  less