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Toilet stuck to French man's arm. Dog testifies in court. Motorist drives drunk to a police station to complain. Weird motorbike stories.

Uh I would like to thank the people in this Helen and Jackson and my dog Allie and my sister's stuffed cats my speech is still slured from braces *btw no animals were hurnt in the making of   more...this film*  less

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Unless maybe the story was about pig sex, in which case, everything went according to plan.

How does this woman still have a job?

Matt Mask interviews a reseacher with the Vancouver B.C aquarium, and lets just say this interview goe's a little off topic.

A Kentucky woman sued her a doctor for branding her uterus with the initials of his alma mater during an operation to remove the organ. Stephanie Means alleged that while Dr. James Guiler performed the   more...hysterectomy at Central Baptist Hospital in Lexington, he used a cauterizing instrument to intentionally brand the letters 'UK,' approximately 4-5 cm in height, on Plaintiff Stephanie Means's uterus. Means's lawsuit noted that since she and her husband were apprehensive about the surgery, Guiler filmed the procedure and gave the couple a copy of the videotape.  less

I seriously love the amateur drawing. That might be the funniest thing I've ever seen on the news.

Got a lot of expressions growing up down South. You guys have any weird ones?

The New New Belgium Tap Handles are finished and ready to be delivered to their happy new homes! Watch the amazing race to deliver the Tap Handles unfold. Who will be the Winner? Keep up on the latest   more...New Belgium news at http://news.newbelgium.com/.  less

A series of strange employee behaviour hits companies worldwide.

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l'oreal puts wrong hair dye in box switches brunette for blonde kills self-confidence - result in lawsuit, $34k per night four seasons hotel in NYC most expensive hotel room in new york city,

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craigs list involved in caper, man posts ad telling of good paying job with description of what to wear then robs bank in same getup, man that is lost is now found, new york man crashes into map store,   more...tuck your shirt in or else.  less

<b>Holy crap sound the alarms
well apparently two hunters found what appers to be bigfoot ?

Why was this guy in the chimney, and why was that crazy woman beating on him with a garbage can?

Chris Crocker and his brother admit they are lovers !

Matt Mask stops by a local foot clinic and gets his feet checked out...and no not in a foot fetish way you foot weirdo's!