ONE UGLY BIG RIG

Kid face plants on his minibike

The big ening of a great day

What the hell is wrong with rednecks!?

Have you ever eaten so much that you clogged up the toilet? Here's the answer!

This is a video response to KristaBee's 'Happiness' video. You know, I was so proud of Krista for coming up with a video of her own. She usually rips off my ideas. And then I was thinking, didn't I   more...do something sort of like this in my 'johnnysmooth for President' video? YES, I did. So, once I again, Krista rips off my ideas. (I like giving her shit.) Just kidding, K (no, I'm not).
After I did this, I thought of all the things I've missed. A lot of the things I did add I don't really love (babies eating puppies, women bodybuilders, etc...) I like these slideshow videos. I think I'll do one where I have my favorite artists and paintings, maybe another one showing buildings I like.
I used this song in one of my first videos. It was a terrible video. I love this song. The Red House Painters/Sun kil Moon/Mark Kozalek = some of my favorite music. This is off Sun Kil Moon's 'Tiny Cities' which is comprised of Modest Mouse Covers. Mark Kozalek's songs tend to be sad, yet beautiful. I can't say it's for everybody. I'd recommend his Red House Painters stuff, 'Old Ramon' would be a good one. It's mellow music, I'll say that. and that's my review.  less

A covey of birds went to town on my rental car when I was in San Antonio, TX for my 30-year high school reunion. I shot both the video and the stills for this with a Nikon Coolpix L20, so the sound kinda   more...sucks a bit.  less

I'm pretty sure you've all heard of "Breaking and Entering" right? Well have you ever heard of "Breaking and Shitting"?

Well 3 guys (Mike Matthews, Billy Carter, and Ryan Wilson) are   more...about to found out!  less

I wouldn't be surprised to find a turd in the back seat of my car, given the number of bums who sleep in the parking lot.

I drive around in central Denpasar, Bali and suddenly....

Keith discusses the reasons which were given about why Karl Rove is leaving now. Newsweek's Howard Fineman weighs in on why he's really leaving now, what Karl Rove might be doing next and how he might   more...be involved in the next presidential race.  less

from the "brain-washed" to the BRAIN-DEAD!

Catholics believe the virgin Mary appears in anything from a Frito to the Mona Lisa. Can you say delusional?

The disappearance of traditional fruit orchards from England's landscape threatens wildlife species, conservationists warn it is an absolute turd of a situation....

I SEE THE LIBERAL MEDIA DID NOT REPORT ON THIS. OBAMA'S TRIP TO VISIT WOUNDED TROOPS WAS CANCELED BECAUSE THEY WOULD NOT ALLOW HIS AIDE AND VIDEO CAMERAS INSIDE THE HOSPITAL. STANDARD PROCEDURE FOR ALL   more...GOVERNMENT AND MILITARY INSTALLATIONS.  less

The story is Michael and Danny watching tv shows and talks about them and l think the comentary kinda sucks to me. The list of shows their watching are the Simpsons, King of the Hill, Futurama, Family   more...guy and Invader Zim and it was an idea to support tv shows l like to stay on the air.i don't know if its working so this webisode might be boring to some viewers or alot of viewers i don't know  less

random stuff i put together using windows movie maker, so please respond.

a high speed adventure in triple fast forward

finally some software is agreeing with me. here's a tiny unrelative clip about nothing (partial cut from the PEE story from bj's bed time stories show OR is it bj's happy korner, we ain't sure yet)   more... this is a transfered removal edit from the story (story ended up being nearly a half hour period, we can't make our ADD fans suffer through that much) and here's just a sample of dubbed crap music along with this cuttling edit. it's just bj going on about herms.  less

Off the Hook Tv Sacramento Rep Eric, aka TRD, takes a nasty fall off the same cliff swing that injured Flex. Make sure to look carefully, you can see him holding his beer all the way down!

yes it's bj depressing us with more of his daily dissapointments in life.

this is the video of HBK and how he turd hes back on DX enjoy

what happens when an escaped mental person runs amuck? He probes. Thats what.

Ryan Fleharty plays mulitple roles in this entirely adlibbed short. Dave plays Jeffrey the mental dude.

Smola get a question from Megan asking why her butt itches.