[I had to reupload this due to a website bug]. This is an original song, though the main melody is used in multiple other works. I hope you like it. The main melody and baseline are a call-and-responose   more...blues progression first introduced to me in the music of Carl Franzen ( myspace.com/carlfranzen ). -Tay

"Dying For The Deadline"

Got a tax, got a fax
Got the bank book on your back
The clock's 'hittin three
Before you get to 'hittin the sack

Catch a train, catch a plane
Roll your windows up in the rain
Sell your stock in a bear
Before it goes down again

Little lie, gets you by
Cause you're late 'n gotta say why
The boss has a temper
Power 'trippin over the time

(Chorus)
Dying for the deadline
Yeah you dying for the deadline
Yeah you dying for the deadline
Yeah you better get your life on time
Yeah you better get your life on time

Gotta shop, gotta Pack
Got a birthday 'comin up fast
Better send off a present
Or you'll be 'gettin sawdust back

Pop a pill, it's a trap
cause you gone 'n ain't comin back
When the upper is supper
You're 'bout to have a heart attack

Young and hot, then you're not
Oh your body it's gonna rot
Better make something happen
Cause soon they 'diggin you a new plot

(Chorus)

Click a link, then you bail
Cause its 'loadin slow as a snail
When you're 'punchin a clock
The internet will always fail

Office lights, always on
Do the project 'til it gets done
Ain't been home since last week
Ain't been 'havin any fun

Set a date, seal your fate
Watch the days go by as you wait
Just another appointment
Just another 'guessin game

(Chorus)

Gotta get your life on
Get your life on
Get get your life on time  less

This is an original song. I hope you like it. -Tay

"Lifetime Limbo"

I sing a song I don't care whether
All the pieces fit together
Lollipops and traffic stops
Dancing on an old roof top

TV dinners   more...like the picture
Reading junk mail like it's scripture
Bach and Tupac on random repeat
Bumped to first class airline seats

Spitting llamas at the zoo
Bosses who just laugh at you
Getting soaked by ancient rain
Seeing your baby's face again

(Chorus)
I sing a song I don't care whether
all the pieces fit together
Sing it high and sing it low
Sing the lifetime limbo
Sing it high and sing it low
Sing the lifetime limbo

Paper plates and interstates
Silver dollar fishing weights
Breezy starlight in July
Stomp your feet and glorify

Interviews in smelly shoes
Looking for a drop of booze
Empty stores on busy streets
Ain't no other place to eat

Peanut butter long expired
Never gonna be retired
Learn to swim at ninety-five
Teach your goldfish how to jive

(Chorus)

Make a mess when you're depressed
Wake without a drop of rest
Ace a test and wipe your brow
Pay your credit card somehow

Say goodbye to those you love
Cry in jobs you're tired of
Find a "you" you didn't know yeah
Living life in limbo  less

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Is this guy for real

This is a song I wrote.

This is my first-released internet collaboration video. Kooby sent me this track and invited me to write and perform lyrics for it. This is the result! Let us know what you think!

Kooby on Youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/koobydotnet
  more...
Pookieftw did a great video remix of this song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD2TE4xbdag

Lyrics:

Got another 'mornin runnin to ya
Got another 'mornin 'lovin to ya baby yeah

My baby
Through me
Right to me
Got another 'mornin 'nother chance to be

With you
'Runin 'barefoot on the edge of the ocean
'Dancin in the moonlight of devotion

Never wanna do another thing no
Never wanna another surprise
Never want to have another place to sing your Lullabies

My eyes are always gonna see you
The world is always gonna be you
'Til another big bang sets the sky anew

Give me kisses give me style
Take my heart 'n run the mile
Never knew another you
Never knew another truth

Heaven's 'callin don't you hear
We got laid over under here
Stick it out and never doubt
Cause we can turn the world around

I love you
Baby

'Til my bones are stones
And the world atones
For the moments
We're apart

*This MP3 is subject to a Creative Commons License. Creative Commons License Details:

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/us/  less

OMG!
Chocolate Rain NIGGER.
I take that as a compliment.
Chocolate Rain.
A referance to Chocolate Rain.
Come on now.
Chocolate Rain.
It's Tay Zonday.
Chocolate Rain.
Nothing beats that.
Chocolate Rain.
I sure   more...LOVE black people.
And Chocolate Rain Nigger.  less

Uncut extended version of the Chocolate Nerd segment from "Rejected Vlog Ideas." I dedicate this to Tay Zonday. Keep on singing! <a href="http://www.blacknerdcomedy.com">www.blacknerdcomedy.com</a>
  more...
Watch the original video, <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/video/BlackNerd/5A1DF503A0BB49F2A8FADDF1FDA8B9AB/black-nerd-rejected-vlog-ideas.aspx"><b>Rejected Vlog Ideas</b></a>.  less

Rainbow Connection performed by Tay Zonday with Tibbs & Charlie

This guy orders his fast food to the tune of Tay Zonday's internet sensation "Chocolate Rain" The lady completely follows his order and even has a laugh about it.

Man why didn't he perform @ The MTV VMA's. I bet who could have prevented the Tommy Lee and Kid Rock fight.

This is my cover of Paul Williams's and Kenneth Ascher's "The Rainbow Connection." I hope you enjoy it! -Tay

"Demons On The Dance Floor" is an original song of mine done acoustically in an earlier video. This remix is a collaboration between me and Elijah Lucian. Elijah re-arranged and produced the   more...song, I sang vocals. Pookieftw did most of the graphical remix for the video.

Elijah Lucian:
http://www.myspace.com/elijahlucian

Pookieftw:
http://www.youtube.com/pookieftw

Lyrics:

"Demons On The Dance Floor"

See that woman walking through the doorway
Swinging her whole body like it's her day
'Grinin at your smile if she sees you
Like she been-there-done-that and it ain't true

Cause she's 'spendin dollars at the dime store
Ain't nobody fool enough to stop her
Yeah she spendin dollars at the dime store
'Runnin 'outta credit 'til she get more

People 'lookin at her funny but she don't care
Got some blue extensions for her red hair
Gallon of mascara for a buck five
'Savin as she's 'spendin on the good life

'Mornin is at midnight when she 'round town
Cock-a-doodle-doo and find a new clown
Wants to take her home but she be too smart
Cause she on a mission when the beat starts

(Chorus)
Yeah she got her demons on the dance floor
'Doin the devil's duty to defeat her
'Stompin out her demons on the dance floor
'Kickin all her sorrows out the back door
[Repeat]

Dreams of French vanilla when she's in bed
Always superstitious when she wears red
Has a secret fetish for cartoon porn
Keeps a naked Martian in her top drawer

Yaking through the sunrise on her cell phone
Says she was a baby when she left home
Cussing like a sailor over e-mail
'Bout the man who hit her now he's in jail

Put stuff in her body that she regrets
Always 'puffin on another cigarette
'Tryin to straighten out and get her life on
Studies for a license at the salon

On the broke-and-narrow for the long haul
Only 'eatin ramen from the strip mall
Can't afford a cover but she's got friends
Every night the bouncer lets her sneak in

(Chorus)

Sorrows out the back door
Demons on the dance floor
Sorrows out the back door
Demons on the dance floor  less

Every online video musician seems to do Canon at least once. This is my version. Sheet music can be downloaded at Www.TAYZONDAY.COM. I made mistakes throughout this take that were corrected in post-production.   more...(I mainly messed up by bumping into extra notes in the fast parts). I would love to hear this arrangement interpreted by other people.

SHEET MUSIC:

www.tayzonday.com/Canon_In_Z_0.001.pdf

Enjoy!  less

the magic kid sings chocolate rain

Sokka singing Chocolate Rain Song : Tay Zonday Clips: Avatar

Seriously, when did YouTube start this descent into complete random nonsense?

I don't know. Maybe I'm just old fashioned.

The internet is not a series of tubes. It is this video.

Pharris Media Adds Audio To Its Outdoor Signage; SLI Systems Says Retail Sites Must Hook Consumers Quickly; Hiro Media Creates Unskippable Ads For BT Vision Movie Downloads; Dr. Pepper Hires Chocolate   more...Rain Viral Creator To Pitch New Flavor.  less

The new chocolate rain!

Tay Zonday cashes in on his Internet fame by cutting a promo for Comedy Central’s Last Laugh 2007 with Lewis Black. Catch it on 12/2 at 10/9c.

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The video for Tay Zonday's hit song Semen Rain, as featured in the gay porn video Boys With Dicks In Their Assholes IV: The Revenge Of The Jizz. Fuck fuck fuck shit ass whore DAMN IT! MOTHERFUCKING PRESIDENT   more...BUSH! INSIDE JOB! JEWS KIKES LOLOLOL  less

Tay Zonday's biggest fan wants you to leave Tay alone.