Episode 9: "Ode to Tuscan Milk"-- Loki recites a sonnet about Tuscan Milk. By Loki.

Loki talks about his vet visit. Update: Loki's lump picked this week after two months of growth to turn from hard to squishy after the initial diagnosis by the vet, so after disinfecting his fur and shaving   more...part of his leg and performing some kidney and liver tests and sticking a needle in the lumpy part and<i>scaring us half to death</i> they called and offered the option to postpone the surgery for a week to try antibiotics first. We chose to give him the antibiotics because there's no reason to put someone under and cut them open if it might turn out there's no reason to put someone under and cut them open.

So he has some more blood tests to go through and more fasting and a humiliating round of medications, but we're keeping our hopes up that the initial diagnosis was off.

Also, they drew on him in magic marker which he was not too pleased about.  less

Loki is fine, the computer on the other hand....

This cat actually says hello. Creepy.

He talks on command!

Episode 5: "One World"-- Loki responds to a request for people to write one word on their hand-- erm-- paw.

Hey, you look like me.
Wanna go outside?
Want me to help you cough up a hairball?
OK.

She says hello...and it's very creepy.

Some Old Loki cartoons. May not be good for preschoolers, so you might want to watch before your kids do or wait for me to do a kids-only edit. Includes the Loki the Cat from Hell song, feline booty dancing,   more...the naked cat channel, and catnip. See? Prolly not for the kittens.  less

Missy asks Loki for advice on how to choose a cat for her 9th birthday.

Loki announces his vacation and the impending arrival of... WHAT?

Plus, belated response to Violet Kitty, upcoming Critter News.

<a href="http://www.lennoxnews.com">Lennox Independent</a>

Loki had a bad Valentine's Day, and it's all the fault of Mofo the feral tom cat. Turns out Mayday "just wants to be friends."

Episode 15: "Ask Loki: How to make a cat shirt"-- Loki discusses feline fashion and demonstrates how to make a cat shirt out of a recycled human tee.

"Loki's Critter College: Biology of Internet Trolls"-- Loki explains the biology and behavior of the primate parasite known as the Internet Troll for a Chihuahua named Marmaduke, featuring an   more...experiment on a live internet troll. Starring Loki, Jack and Mayday.  less

TALKING CAT ..

A trip to town to get pizza for my mom's birthday. Random bits of me driving and talking. You get to see an Arkansas Walmart...LOL.

Lovable Frenchie Cat has some funny Valentine's Day advice for lame and unromantic guys. Send this cute Valentine video to your boyfriend today! http://www.cutepicturesofcats.com. Video by Bonnie Rogers,   more...Brandon James and Daniel Wolfert. CPOC  less

The first time I talk during the video. I talk about quite a few things in this one. Only way to find out what is to watch :)

Part Two

The first time I talk during the video. I talk about quite a few things in this one. Only way to find out what is to watch :)

And here's what it sounds like if you have your babel fish in your ear translating for you.

Is it just me, or did that cat say "hello"?

Fat cat gets some lovin.

This cat speaks moth. Amazing.

Cat makes wacky noises in its sleep. Wonder what kitty dreams are like?