Cool game

Wow, WWF Style! No Mercy!

Sometimes, you get a woman with your stolen purse. How sweet is that?

Crime is on the rise.

Don't try to keep french fries from a fat kid.

Yeah, he would steal other people's fries.

China's never going to sell this guy tea and egg rolls again.

http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Ernie_and_Bert_Sketches:_Apartment

The Mysterious Nose-Snatcher
Episode 0005

Bert says that he and Ernie are looking at the "Mysterious Nose-Snatcher." Ernie, disagreeing,   more...walks closer and closer to the camera to see. His face begins to black out the screen...but when he moves back into view, his nose is missing!

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It's Texas, he should be glad he's not getting executed.

Well if you don't have the assets that generally get a the ladies attention this may (or may not) work.