No one expects the random woman tripping your thieving ass as you try to run out of the store.

Not all mall security guards are fat porkers who can't waddle any further than the donut stand.

They better check under one of those fat rolls, Im sure theres some more.

How'd you like to get beat up by a shoplifter, punk?

Being a tranny probably didn't help him out much here.

Psychotic teenager gets arrested by a burly security guard.

I'm amazed by the number of people willing to stop and help him out.

Idiot. You need to back up over them again to make them drop money.

watch as people are victims of a shoplifter.

Run Coleman! Santa putting this guy an his naughty list

Shoplifter

Shoplifter

Man, that's no fun...

Hope she remembers she put that there when she gets home

A shoplifter gets owned by some vigilant employees.

Run Shoplifter Run

Santa doesn't like naughty boys. If you're planning in doing some Xmas shoplifting he will grab you and kick you in the face.

Dude, you work at Wal-Mart. Why would you ever throw your body in front of a car to stop shoplifters? Oh wait, that's right, they pay you that well!

How'd you like to do time for trying to steal from Target?