Bernard Chapin here, here’s Volume 13 of Chapin's Inferno—a focused cauldron of conservative commentary—and it’s called “Man and Marriage” If you need to get a hold of me I’m at veritaseducation@gmail.com.   more...Thanks for watching.  less

A look inside the brains of men and women...

Save Your Marriage in ten days or less - marriage advice from America's Top Marriage Counselor. Inspiring relationship advice for love, sex and marriage which will stop your divorce, marriage problems   more...and relationship problems now  less

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Bernard Chapin here with Volume 18 of Chapin's Inferno called “The Woman Racket.” If you need to get a hold of me I’m at veritaseducation@gmail.com. Thanks for watching.

comments are being made in the election from this morning. its interesting.

The Differences Between Wicca & Traditional Witchcraft

SUPER FUNNY

http://www.FromDatingToMarriage.com invites you to discover the magic of differences that becomes appreciated when you truly open up to not only accepting your partner but embracing differences.

Two a-holes who deserve each other. One week into editing and I'm trying split screen. I tried to say a sentence the first day in french class..The teacher never called on me again.

Fast Changing Images And Moods

Just a video to point out that we don't all have to agree to have valid points and different ways of looking at things. (Syd)

two cents

Comedian Chris Coccia, explains why he’s glad men do not have tails like dogs at the Purina Pet Comedy Challenge finals.

discusses the varied reasons behind relationship dissatisfaction and breakdown, and focuses in on how men are portrayed and described as relationships buffoons who couldn’t get it right to save their   more...lives.  less

sex

I take a look at the movement in the mega shot spiral effect in MegaMan ZX, and compare it with the mega shot spiral I re-coded in Mugen. First part is when the actual projectile velocity is used. The   more...second part is when I freeze the projectiles velocities.  less

From Test Show #1: Two lessons--geometry and tolerance--combine in this story about a jazz-loving triangle and a more conventional square. (Pun not intended on my part, but probably intended by the   more...animator!)  less

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Greeks Were Proven wrong when they did a DNA test in France and proved Greeks had no Connection with Alexander The Great Macedonian Or the Ancient Macedonians.

Truth Hurts Doesn't it Greeks (Ethiopians)   more...Your nothing but Ethiopians who are full of lies and Propaganda.

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What I think....
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Since I became politically correct I found I had to stop singing about 90% of the traditional songs I enjoy singing!

Note: The incident in the sixth verse is based on my own experience. One of my Form   more...3 students in an Australian school was killed by her own father because she shamed her family by having a boyfriend. The case is also referred to in Phil Cleary's book, "Just Another Little Murder."

Lyrics:

You know that dirty story
That's currently doing the rounds.
If you dare to pass it on you'll be on
Very shaky grounds.
These days any kind of humour
Seems to be out of bounds.
All jokes you must reject.
You can't draw a caricature
In case it offends.
You must beware and never dare
Upset our Muslim friends.
You'd better get on the bandwagon
And follow the latest trends.
You have to be politically correct.

You can't make fun of Irishmen,
You can't make fun of Jews.
And don't attack the feminists --
You've got too much to lose.
They'll always let you speak your mind
So long as you share their views.
And don't say you've been hen-pecked!
An anatomically compact bloke
Should never be called a dwarf.
You can say he's vertically challenged,
But never say he's short.
Call a differently-weighted person fat
And you might end up in court.
You have to be politically correct.

If a guy comes up to you
And invites you to play,
You can't call him a homo
And send him on his way.
"You poofter!" is a no-no,
But it's okay to say he's gay!
You have to show respect.
You can't call a spade
A spade any more.
You can't call a sex-worker
A prostitute or whore.
And you can't make jokes
About your mother-in-law.
You have to be politically correct.

They've censored all the fairy tales,
They're banning Mother Goose.
You mustn't laugh at Benny Hill
Or even Lenny Bruce.
And you mustn't smack your naughty child.
You'll get done for child abuse,
And then your family's wrecked.
You can't assume that others
Share the beliefs that you hold dear.
You can't say "Merry Christmas",
But only "Happy New Year",
And if you make a Nativity scene
You'll be thrown out on your ear.
You have to be politically correct.

Sometimes Mother Nature
Is very hard to please.
Environmental issues
Can bring a business to its knees.
Stop your global warming
And go out and hug some trees.
This pollution must be checked.
Endangered whales and sharks
Are disappearing from the seas,
But if we try to save the whales
We'll offend the Japanese,
And sharks fin soup at a banquet
Is important for Chinese.
You have to be politically correct.

Sixteen-year-old Zerrin
Had a boyfriend, to her shame.
Her father stabbed the girl to death
To save the family's name.
The judge said, "He's a Muslim,
So that mitigates the blame.
What else would you expect?"
"Allow for cultural differences"
Is a song you'll learn to sing,
Though equality for women
Is a very worthy thing,
We must allow for cultures where
The man is like a king.
You have to be politically correct.

Don't call a nigger a nigger
Unless you're a nigger too.
Borat can tell anti-Jewish jokes
Because he's actually a Jew,
And Kazakhstan is wondering
Who the hell to sue,
Their reputation to protect.
The safest thing to do
Is to sit firmly on the fence.
Don't be so bloody sensitive,
So quick to take offence.
Have a sense of humour
And have some common sense.
Do you have to be politically correct?  less

Recently two men were jailed in Hong Kong for eating dog meat. We were in mainland China at the time, where dog meat is freely available. Obviously a case of One country; Two menus. I just had to write   more...a song about it.

To hear this track from my CD, "Pigs Might Fly", go to:

http://us.share.geocities.com/raymondsongs/CanineStew.mp3

Lyrics:

My friend and I had something
That we wished to celebrate.
The dogs that we'd been fattening up
Finally met their fate.
We made a delicious canine stew
And served it on a plate
And enjoyed each other's company
As we sat and drank and ate.

...Now I'm in the jailhouse doing time.
...Since when did eating meat become a crime?

Where I come from there's lots of dogs
That people raise to sell.
You can buy them in a pet shop
Or a butcher's shop as well.
A tasty meal or man's best friend,
It's very hard to tell.
You eat your Christmas turkey,
While I suffer in my cell.

You see their carcasses hanging up
In shops along the street.
My elders always taught me
This is such a healthy meat,
Especially in the winter time.
It gives our body heat,
So why should you deny me
What I really need to eat?

You've got laws that don't allow me
To light up a cigarette.
Now you say I can't eat anything
That others call a pet.
I keep pet fish, but fish-eaters
Will not be jailed, I bet,
And I don't believe that dogs
Are an endangered species yet!

I'm not consuming bear bile,
Or munching on their paws.
You told me "Don't eat shark fin."
I converted to the cause.
I can't afford it anyway.
And I can't afford your laws.
Please keep out of my diet --
And I'll keep out of yours.  less