Thrilling AND informative: this short features the MUST-READ-pamphlet of the decade!

dancing with sausages

chris cranton eating raw sausage drunk as fuck

grill The best Poland sausage

Thana and Shinobu eating Sausage Thanobu

Um, dude, guys aren't supposed to make videos of themselves swallowing whole sausages... not that there's anything wrong with that...

awww cute little puppy

drunk paul

I called it!

ok.. so since i just figured out how to work my movie maker on my laptop, me and my cousin put together some video clips of our family [[mostly our grandma because she does the darndest things]] that   more...we thought would be funny. we edited them and put music to them and this is the finished project..
it's kind of rough but thats because it was kind of thrown together in a short time... but it's still hilarious!
check it out and see for yourself!




Music:
Sausage by: Tom Green

In Order of Appearance:
Grandma
Grandpa
Dad
Brandon
Alex
Andrew
Brittni  less

This is my very first food video! This recipe is in response to samsarajade's own sausage rolls! Mine are a little different and have a southwestern twist. Recipe follows (of course, I quadruple it for   more...a bunch o' hungries):

1 pkg refrigerated crescent rolls (8 oz)
1/2 pound bulk sausage (I like Jimmy Dean)
2 stalks green onion, chopped thinly
SW spice to taste (or use chili powder)
handful shredded cheddar cheese
egg wash

Unroll dough on lightly floured surface pressing seams and perforations together (or as best possible - a few holes looks kinda cool). Add ingredients and roll up from long side; cut into 1/2 to 1 " slices; Place cut side up in ungreased baking pan, brush on eggwash and bake at 375 degrees for 12 to 16 mins or until golden brown.
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This guy has got to hold the world's fastest sausage eating record!

It's nice to take a simple thing like some chicken apple sausage, and make them special by serving them on top of some delicious apple cider braised cabbage.

http://www.suprememastertv.com -A Gift of Love: Simple & Nutritious Cooking with Supreme Master Ching Hai Rich Morning Meal P2/2 * Vegan Sausage Rolls , * Vegan Omelette ,* Fried Tomatoes & Mushrooms,*   more...Homemade Citrus & Pear Marmalade . Episode: 899, Air date: 1 - Mar - 2009.  less

http://www.suprememastertv.com - A GIFT OF LOVE:Simple & Nutritious Cooking with Supreme Master Ching Hai Rich Morning Meal P1/2 * Vegan Sausage Rolls * Vegan Omelette * Fried Tomatoes & Mushrooms   more...* Homemade Citrus & Pear Marmalade. Episode: 892, Air date: 22 - Feb - 2009.  less

http://www.classy-cooking.com, a video demonstration of my recipe for chorizo and habanero cornbread.

Documentry on the Luetgert Murder of 1897 in Chicago. This was a huge trail that happened in 1897 but all that we remember about it today is a simple more... ghost story.
I did story design, cinematography,   more...editing and motion graphics.  less

You don't mess with a Southern man's Jimmy Dean sausage.

Sorry that the sound quality is low.
NOTE: I missed 3 nouns.

So I got this song from another video I watched, I don't exactly remember which one because I was just surfing, but I thought the song was super hilarious and I was super bored, so I made this.

There's something about a chorus singing "sausage rolls!" that makes me incredibly hungry...

Greg makes a weird treat for Mark and Brent

I talk about food.

how many Sausage the dog