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| My Two Cents on Immigration 08:48My thoughts on immigration in America and the demonstrations a few days ago Tags: immigration california demonstrations illegal political correct Category: People Views: 31 Comments: 3 Added: May 2, 07 By: TigerBlues | |
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| Politically Correct Original) 04:47Since I became politically correct I found I had to stop singing about 90% of the traditional songs I enjoy singing! Note: The incident in the sixth verse is based on my own experience. One of my Form more...3 students in an Australian school was killed by her own father because she shamed her family by having a boyfriend. The case is also referred to in Phil Cleary's book, "Just Another Little Murder."
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You know that dirty story That's currently doing the rounds. If you dare to pass it on you'll be on Very shaky grounds. These days any kind of humour Seems to be out of bounds. All jokes you must reject. You can't draw a caricature In case it offends. You must beware and never dare Upset our Muslim friends. You'd better get on the bandwagon And follow the latest trends. You have to be politically correct.
You can't make fun of Irishmen, You can't make fun of Jews. And don't attack the feminists -- You've got too much to lose. They'll always let you speak your mind So long as you share their views. And don't say you've been hen-pecked! An anatomically compact bloke Should never be called a dwarf. You can say he's vertically challenged, But never say he's short. Call a differently-weighted person fat And you might end up in court. You have to be politically correct.
If a guy comes up to you And invites you to play, You can't call him a homo And send him on his way. "You poofter!" is a no-no, But it's okay to say he's gay! You have to show respect. You can't call a spade A spade any more. You can't call a sex-worker A prostitute or whore. And you can't make jokes About your mother-in-law. You have to be politically correct.
They've censored all the fairy tales, They're banning Mother Goose. You mustn't laugh at Benny Hill Or even Lenny Bruce. And you mustn't smack your naughty child. You'll get done for child abuse, And then your family's wrecked. You can't assume that others Share the beliefs that you hold dear. You can't say "Merry Christmas", But only "Happy New Year", And if you make a Nativity scene You'll be thrown out on your ear. You have to be politically correct.
Sometimes Mother Nature Is very hard to please. Environmental issues Can bring a business to its knees. Stop your global warming And go out and hug some trees. This pollution must be checked. Endangered whales and sharks Are disappearing from the seas, But if we try to save the whales We'll offend the Japanese, And sharks fin soup at a banquet Is important for Chinese. You have to be politically correct.
Sixteen-year-old Zerrin Had a boyfriend, to her shame. Her father stabbed the girl to death To save the family's name. The judge said, "He's a Muslim, So that mitigates the blame. What else would you expect?" "Allow for cultural differences" Is a song you'll learn to sing, Though equality for women Is a very worthy thing, We must allow for cultures where The man is like a king. You have to be politically correct.
Don't call a nigger a nigger Unless you're a nigger too. Borat can tell anti-Jewish jokes Because he's actually a Jew, And Kazakhstan is wondering Who the hell to sue, Their reputation to protect. The safest thing to do Is to sit firmly on the fence. Don't be so bloody sensitive, So quick to take offence. Have a sense of humour And have some common sense. Do you have to be politically correct? less Tags: folk song humour political correctness cultural differences multiculturalism zerrin dincer honour killing honor killing borat benny hill satire Category: Music Views: 30 Comments: 0 Added: May 7, 07 By: raymondcrooke | |
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| Political Heckler 03:16At least he's making his voice heard Tags: political heckler Category: News Views: 622 Comments: 3 Added: Aug 10, 09 By: bwrk21 | |
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| Correct Golf Swing 03:41Learn the correct golf swing http://correct-golf-swing.at-golf-central.com Tags: correct golf swing play better Category: Sports Views: 45 Comments: 0 Added: May 3, 08 By: chriswalsh | |
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| Political 00:30Political spot Tags: political Category: News Views: 26 Comments: 0 Added: Mar 23, 07 By: jeffreylbaker | |
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| Political Cricles 02:54Ever get dizzy trying to process it all? Tags: political cricles Category: Arts & Animation Views: 19 Comments: 0 Added: Jan 21, 07 By: usradiox | |
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| The CorrectRedirect Dog Training Method 00:17http://www.dogbehavioronline.com/public/365.cfm for free dog training videos like how to correct-redirect your dog! You'll find it easy training dogs with the correct redirect techniques... with these more...methods!! less Tags: correct redirect dog training method redirect correctredirect your dog Category: Pets & Animals Views: 3 Comments: 0 Added: Aug 29, 09 By: dogbehav123 | |
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| Get Correct Diaper Fit for Your Baby Pampers and Mommycast 01:35http://www.Pampers.com Whats the correct diaper fit? Your babys body needs proper diapers that keep him comfortable and dry while he discovers the world! Learn about the form of disposable diapers since more...their inception by PG in 1956. In this video, Mommycast hostesses Paige and Gretchen learn about correct diaper fit with Baby Care Historian and Archivist Dianne Brown at Pampers headquarters! less Tags: video diaper tests correct fit overnight Category: Business & Commercial Views: 43 Comments: 0 Added: Jul 24, 09 By: sunni069b3 | |
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| political statement 02:34shots grabbed from the internet Tags: maudie rpcarr Category: News Views: 18 Comments: 2 Added: Apr 25, 08 By: maudierpcarr  | |
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| PoLItiCal FaiRy tALe 01:54A fairy tale about a primary and a convention. Tags: urnkneekovaks political fairy rale Category: Entertainment Views: 23 Comments: 0 Added: Feb 27, 08 By: urnkneekovaks  | |
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| The Politically Correct Christmas Story 02:09Amuck Correctness this time of year Tags: christmasstory Category: Video Comments Views: 250 Comments: 5 Added: Dec 20, 07 By: Jacksons2cents | |
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| Politically Correct 01:40Can PC go too far? Tags: pc politically correct funny diva comics humor television cute shows Category: Arts & Animation Views: 106 Comments: 1 Added: May 6, 07 By: HealthyandHappy  | |
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| XR quotPolitically Correctquot Rasys 2007 Birthday Present] 03:30Very first BLoSC video ever x3 Tags: invaderrasy346 blosc buzz lightyear of star command xr sr71 politically correct Category: Music Views: 137 Comments: 0 Added: Nov 29, 08 By: levy120 | |
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| How to correct autoimmune disorders naturally Dr Ray Wisniewski 15:39How to correct Autoimmune Disorders Naturally. Is this a Natural Cure for Lupus, Rheumatoid, and Crohn’s? Miraculous support? http://www.NutritionAnswerman.com phone# 800-597-7325 Dr. Ray Wisniewski Tags: correct autoimmune cure autoimmune disorders naturally correct autoimmune diseases dr ray wisniewski pittsburgh chiropractor Category: Video Blogs Views: 24 Comments: 0 Added: Oct 19, 08 By: nutrimost | |
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| How to correct autoimmune disorders naturally Dr Ray Wisniewski 09:57How to correct Autoimmune Disorders Naturally. Is this a Natural Cure for Lupus, Rheumatoid, and Crohn’s? Miraculous support? http://www.NutritionAnswerman.com phone# 800-597-7325 Dr. Ray Wisniewski Tags: correct autoimmune cure autoimmune disorders naturally correct autoimmune diseases dr ray wisniewski pittsburgh chiropractor Category: Video Blogs Views: 18 Comments: 0 Added: Oct 19, 08 By: nutrimost | |
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| political vlog 03:45your opinion is wanted.... Tags: obama mccain nadder Category: Video Blogs Views: 40 Comments: 5 Added: Sep 11, 08 By: HarveyLocust  | |
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| MtRt Pt 8 Politically Correct 03:19Don't mess with the volume for the first 22 seconds. This song has become my new anthem. Tags: trinith honda vfr motorcycle sr71 Category: Music Views: 214 Comments: 9 Added: Aug 15, 08 By: Trinith  | |
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| Political correctnessmaybe! 02:18I'm sick of PC! Tags: pc political correctness personal censorship prepoterous crap Category: Video Blogs Views: 43 Comments: 1 Added: Feb 25, 08 By: gleegirloz | |
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| Correct Startup Latency On Your Computer 00:17Click Start-Run-msconfig then in the startup menu, you can uncheck the boxes safely on startup and problem solved Tags: latency startup msconfig Category: Science & Technology Views: 29 Comments: 0 Added: Feb 17, 08 By: kandyman | |
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| Political Debate 05:02I want to know what you guys think of the political debates. Do you feel like you're truly learning about the candidates? Tags: political debate obama clinton mitt mccain ron paul Category: Video Blogs Views: 80 Comments: 1 Added: Jan 28, 08 By: semiauto25 | |
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