My thoughts on immigration in America and the demonstrations a few days ago

Since I became politically correct I found I had to stop singing about 90% of the traditional songs I enjoy singing!

Note: The incident in the sixth verse is based on my own experience. One of my Form   more...3 students in an Australian school was killed by her own father because she shamed her family by having a boyfriend. The case is also referred to in Phil Cleary's book, "Just Another Little Murder."

Lyrics:

You know that dirty story
That's currently doing the rounds.
If you dare to pass it on you'll be on
Very shaky grounds.
These days any kind of humour
Seems to be out of bounds.
All jokes you must reject.
You can't draw a caricature
In case it offends.
You must beware and never dare
Upset our Muslim friends.
You'd better get on the bandwagon
And follow the latest trends.
You have to be politically correct.

You can't make fun of Irishmen,
You can't make fun of Jews.
And don't attack the feminists --
You've got too much to lose.
They'll always let you speak your mind
So long as you share their views.
And don't say you've been hen-pecked!
An anatomically compact bloke
Should never be called a dwarf.
You can say he's vertically challenged,
But never say he's short.
Call a differently-weighted person fat
And you might end up in court.
You have to be politically correct.

If a guy comes up to you
And invites you to play,
You can't call him a homo
And send him on his way.
"You poofter!" is a no-no,
But it's okay to say he's gay!
You have to show respect.
You can't call a spade
A spade any more.
You can't call a sex-worker
A prostitute or whore.
And you can't make jokes
About your mother-in-law.
You have to be politically correct.

They've censored all the fairy tales,
They're banning Mother Goose.
You mustn't laugh at Benny Hill
Or even Lenny Bruce.
And you mustn't smack your naughty child.
You'll get done for child abuse,
And then your family's wrecked.
You can't assume that others
Share the beliefs that you hold dear.
You can't say "Merry Christmas",
But only "Happy New Year",
And if you make a Nativity scene
You'll be thrown out on your ear.
You have to be politically correct.

Sometimes Mother Nature
Is very hard to please.
Environmental issues
Can bring a business to its knees.
Stop your global warming
And go out and hug some trees.
This pollution must be checked.
Endangered whales and sharks
Are disappearing from the seas,
But if we try to save the whales
We'll offend the Japanese,
And sharks fin soup at a banquet
Is important for Chinese.
You have to be politically correct.

Sixteen-year-old Zerrin
Had a boyfriend, to her shame.
Her father stabbed the girl to death
To save the family's name.
The judge said, "He's a Muslim,
So that mitigates the blame.
What else would you expect?"
"Allow for cultural differences"
Is a song you'll learn to sing,
Though equality for women
Is a very worthy thing,
We must allow for cultures where
The man is like a king.
You have to be politically correct.

Don't call a nigger a nigger
Unless you're a nigger too.
Borat can tell anti-Jewish jokes
Because he's actually a Jew,
And Kazakhstan is wondering
Who the hell to sue,
Their reputation to protect.
The safest thing to do
Is to sit firmly on the fence.
Don't be so bloody sensitive,
So quick to take offence.
Have a sense of humour
And have some common sense.
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At least he's making his voice heard

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A fairy tale about a primary and a convention.

Amuck Correctness this time of year

it origanlly started to be a haruhi/tamaki tribute but it sort of got out of hand ^^;;

Can PC go too far?

aj production correct

Very first BLoSC video ever x3

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Don't mess with the volume for the first 22 seconds. This song has become my new anthem.

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Political Persacution - The Marc Emery Extradition

I'm sick of PC!

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I want to know what you guys think of the political debates. Do you feel like you're truly learning about the candidates?