Fiber Optics in the Digital Age! Simulated fun or actual comic relief? You decide!

This is so cute! It's only four pages, but it's good quality.

NOTE: READ FROM RIGHT TO LEFT!
Livejournal link:
http://kurosaki-akane.livejournal.com/156573.html#cutid1

Homepage link: (with more fan drawings   more...& manga)
http://www.cursedmoons.com  less

Death Note to ....uhh... lets see. Family Guy, Young Frankenstein, Shrek and Austin Powers...and more

zebra near safaribus

A clip from our boat ride off the coast of Granada, Nicaragua, where we go through a narrow way -- only to run into another boat!

WARNING: OFFENSIVE LYRICS

Even geniuses have days like these...


******Production Notes****** (a.k.a. "How to View 13")

I had to drastically change the plan of the AMV once I (a) found lyrics which   more...were more likely to be correct, and (b) found an interpretation of those lyrics.
(e.g. ~ one version said "Somebody wants my necktie" instead of what I think is more likely to be right ~ "Sucker be what, be magnetized")
So, to make this work, just imagine that "I'm gonna bite your rhymes" also means "I'm gonna get you".

The initial reason I picked this song for Near was the line "I'm the shit" (yes, that's right... I wanted a sassy song for Near, and this was perfect! XD)

This song actually is about stealing other people's lyrics. The lines in this song with "magnetized" and "kick my juice" are actually sending up Vanilla Ice's hit "Ice Ice Baby", with the line "Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice".

Vanilla Ice randomly pops up in my life again! Woohoo! (regarding the "U Can't Touch L" video)

Special thanks to Silentreaper for "Always Second" for inspiration on the Near/Mello joke.
http://silentreaper.deviantart.com/art/Death-Note-Always-Second-46884311


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Bite Your Rhymes lyrics (Mindless Self Indulgence) ~ compiled by me from many different sources.

**Er, one time for your mind...
Uh, lemm-lemme tell you now...
I'm gonna break it on down...
That all you creative motherf****** ((all you creative motherf******))
Making all them original masterpieces of shit
Y'all be slipping big... and that's good! ((y'all be slipping down))
If your lazy ass is gonna make a living pimpin' off all your shit
((pimpin' off! F*** you all!)) yeah yeah yeah**

Don't forget... don't forget, I'm the shit
Just don't forget... don't forget, I'm the shit
Because all my life, under the knife
Kiss my ass, kissing my wife
I said, all my life, under the knife
Making me so... ((OH))

I'm gonna bite your rhymes! ((Oh, bad idea))
I'm gonna bite your rhymes!
Cuz I reign supreme in my own damn mind
I've got the final solution, final solution, final solution
Final su-sucker-sucker-sucker-sucker-
Sucker be what, sucker be what, sucker be what, be magnetized
Sucker be what, sucker be what, sucker be what, be magnetized
Sucker be what, sucker be what, sucker be what, be
Magnetized by your rhymes
Magnetized by your rhymes

Uh, ow, um, hey - I'm gonna bite your rhymes! ((say, oh no babe))
I'm gonna bite your rhymes!
Cuz all my life, under the knife
Kiss my ass, kissing my wife
I said, all my life, under the knife
Making me so... metal

Don't forget, I'm the shit
I said, don't forget... don't forget, I'm the shit
Because I reign supreme in my own backyard
I've got the final solution, final solution, final solution
Final su-sucker-sucker-sucker-sucker-
Sucker be what, sucker be what, sucker be what, be magnetized
Sucker be what, sucker be what, sucker be what, be MAG-NE-TIZED

I've got the final solution, final solution, final solution
Final su-sucker-sucker-sucker-sucker-
Sucker be what, sucker be what, sucker be what, be magnetized
Sucker be what, sucker be what, sucker be what, be magnetized
Sucker be what, sucker be what, sucker be what, be
Magnetized by my rhymes
Magnetized by my rhymes
Wanna kick my juice, I kick my juice (etc.)  less

It was fantastic.

From 1985

** NOTE: All clips and videos remain the sole property of the respective copyright holders. No videos are for sale, nor do they imply challenge to ownerships. They are intended strictly for   more...entertainment, educational, and historical purposes, and fall under the "Fair Use" guideline.  less

by Lamb & Lynx Gaede

A tornado Jet almost lands on the back of another.

Skaters almost get taken out by a speeding car. Their board gets completely wrecked.

These soldiers almost get hit by debris when a nearby explosion occurs.

Flight cam of a military jet records a near-collision with a smaller commuter plane.

Just Random,
song By John Rueben

I made this out of boredom. My sister and I are creating videos based off of our story, which you can find on deviantart. the song is bad girlfriend by theory of a deadman, and most pictures are created   more...by either myself or my sister. almost all of the near pictures belong to thier rightful owners. Near belongs to Death note. the redhead boy is doug, the black haired girl is kota, and the girl with white and blue hair is jesyka.  less

Fire very close to my house

enjoy

TREE FELL NEAR MY HOUSE 7-16-08
TREE FELL NEAR MY HOUSE 7-16-08 PICS AND VIDS

Death note Kicks @$$!!!!!!
Plz coment Plz!!

humor

Go Go Dancers, violence, a horrible script and abysmal acting combine for a thrill-a-minute blockbuster

the big one

This is a real short vid but LOOK HOW CLOSE this man came to being crushed to death....AMAZING!!!!...

Never leave a wok upside down in the presence of your pet turtle! LoL