You guys made me very happy today.....I have to come clean about something...

Today on Bikini News, Hick Jen Jackson reviews 'Grindhouse'. Plus, we have a new contest for ya'll!

What's yours?

Yummy cupcakes!

Jen quits Bikini News. What does she have lined up next? Stay tuned tomorrow to find out...

We take a SEXY look BACK to Jen's first screen test. It's been a YEAR!!!! Has she changed?

Mistaken identity = good times :)

YEEEE HAW!!!!

My video comment to the lovely Jen Jackson involving my own ghost story.

My dream date. Get out of my dreams, into my car, etc...you know how it goes :)

Mortimer is still heartbroken over the breakup with Jen Jackson, so we decided to offer him some advice.

i love my momma

This is Karmine video to Jen Jackson as story of triumph. My sound no work. Web cam suck.

oh no. our love has been discovered!

bring jen and mary back

Jen and Mary finally admit their true feelings.

Mary and I improv our openings sometimes. Here's one of those times.

The coolest video game...EVER. Do you play?

Can't you see what it's doing to the LV community?!?!?!?!!?

We ain't got no future or family tree.

Bikini News Style

Bikini News and I definitely don't condone being a robot on set.

i was blind as a bat.

Fair thee warned.