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 | | Irony ive got your irony! The double standard rears it's ugly head once more! Tags: puppies kittens irony Category: Video Blogs Views: 185 Comments: 20 Added: Nov 12, 08 By: Its.Wes | |  |  | | Haiku Irony 00:43Irony Tags: 30andout haiku Category: Arts & Animation Views: 84 Comments: 20 Added: May 15, 08 By: 30andout  | |  |  | | Irony 09:51Nana Melon does Fox's ironing. Special guest star Betsy "Scene-stealer" Newbold Tags: nanamelon ironing spring cleaning housework Category: Comedy Views: 53 Comments: 2 Added: Apr 18, 08 By: GUMP  | |  |  | | IronyATXQVieSongJinhye 04:03Irony sung by ATXQ-VieSongJinhye Tags: atxq viesongjinhye sophie vickie jinnie irony 1st album rival Category: Music Views: 7 Comments: 0 Added: Mar 15, 08 By: sophiehan | |  |  | | The Doomsday Orb 04:54Mayu is abused by a government church/orphanage, and her gift from Albator, an ocarina, is stolen. Crucifixion of Innocence and Irony. Tags: albator irony crucifixion harlock Category: Entertainment Views: 43 Comments: 0 Added: Jul 14, 07 By: Lectorsmith | |  |  | | Wonder GirlsIrony 04:55wonder girls music video! PLEASE vote/rate or post a comment, THANK YOU^^ Tags: wonder girls irony sun ye ye eun sun mi so hee yoo bin undercover bar club school uniform korea kpop Category: Music Views: 124 Comments: 0 Added: May 31, 08 By: chiaki100  | |  |  | | cop shoots himself while lecturing on gun safety 02:35irony of ironies Tags: cop shoot irony Category: Comedy Views: 366 Comments: 0 Added: May 22, 07 By: blackadderextras  | |  |  | | Never Look Out of Your Window Original) 02:50Revelations 3:20: Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. This song, which I wrote many years more...ago, was inspired by the songs of Sydney Carter.
Lyrics:
Stand in the corner, pull down the blinds To keep out all the light. Do your best to stand with your head in the sand And keep your eyes closed tight.
Never look out of your window Never look out of your window You might hear somebody calling You might see somebody waiting. Never look out of your window. Stand with your face to the wall.
Stand in the corner, lock all the windows Make sure you can't hear. Don’t listen to the news. It might give you the blues. Stand there with a finger in each ear.
Don't get too close to your front door Don’t get too close to your front door. You might see a form through the door-glass. You might hear somebody knocking. Don’t get too close to your front door. Stand with your face to the wall.
Stand in the corner, pull down the blinds To keep out all the light. Do your best to stand with your head in the sand And keep your eyes closed tight.
I once had a friend who was foolish. One day he looked out of his window He listened to the voice that was calling, Heard the voice warn him he was falling. I once had a friend who was foolish. He opened the door to the knocking. He let in the one who was waiting, Then followed him into the sunshine.
While we are safe here, safe in our houses, This man is out in the light, In the open air, with all the dangers there While we are protected by the night.
Never look out of your window Never look out of your window You might hear somebody calling You might see somebody waiting. Never look out of your window. Stand with your face to the wall. less Tags: folk song gospel spiritual jesus revelations sydney carter irony Category: Music Views: 29 Comments: 0 Added: May 12, 07 By: raymondcrooke | |  |  | | Unimpeachable A Bush Tribute 02:22A remake of the old Nat King Cole classic "Unforgettable" updated with lyrics and visuals appropriate to our times. Tags: bush cheney impeach democracy irony music unforgettable Category: Comedy Views: 38 Comments: 0 Added: Apr 26, 07 By: jimprues  | |  |  | | The Disbanding of Sht Shovellers Local 232 07:40Baxter Faraday is holding on to a world that is already gone...proudly! Tags: comedy irony funny miniredsatan Category: Comedy Views: 37 Comments: 0 Added: Apr 7, 07 By: meatpopsicle | |  |  | | Ed Bryne on Alanis Morissettes quotIronicquot; 05:03The ironic thing about that song is that it's called Ironic and it's written by a woman who doesn't know what irony is. Tags: humor funny ed byrne alanis morissette ironic irony comedy Category: Comedy Views: 216 Comments: 0 Added: Mar 20, 07 By: ClaudiaGold | |  |  | | Irony of Underage Sex Icons 03:36My thoughts on the irony in the awesome movie, "Little Miss Sunshine" Tags: avelina little miss sunshine sexy cute hot girls underage icon Category: Video Blogs Views: 32,394 Comments: 1 Added: Feb 25, 07 By: avelina  | |  |  | | RE What Do You Fear? 01:30Video response to LVbianSynic "What Do You Fear?" My fear is pretty common, but it doesn't change the fact that it's my biggest fear/phobia. I realize it's irrational, but I haven't gotten over more...it as of yet. Anyway, here is what I came up with as my video response. BEST VIEWED WITH SOUND ON.
Sorry for the typo in the cartoon drawing section. It should have said "height" instead of "high". lol less Tags: fear phobia spiders arachnophobia weird extreme irony screaming screams irrational Category: Entertainment Views: 274 Comments: 13 Added: Feb 13, 07 By: irony | |  |  | | Onion News 00:24Amusing news. Tags: onion news sarcasm satire parody irony humor get it get angry dummy media lying in bed with corporations politicians money check truth facts make your own opinions suck poll Category: News Views: 39 Comments: 1 Added: Aug 5, 08 By: mercofspeech  | |  |  | | Funny Videos Site See Saw To The Nuts 00:28Funny home video prank with a backfire twist. The giver of the ball slam falls on his own nuts. Sweet irony. Check out more at: http://www.funnyvideossite.com Tags: funny videos sweet irony saw balls nuts home owned teeter totter prank Category: Comedy Views: 1,205 Comments: 0 Added: Jun 8, 08 By: funnyvideossite  | |  |  | | Forex Trading Tips 32 Irony In the Market 03:38http://www.forexcoachingpros.com Stephen Story (Trader, Coach, Author) cautions against the dangers of carry trading, and how to mitigate them for big wins. Market irony produces a Black Sabbath! Tags: forex forecast forex traders forex course online forex trading system foriegn exchange trading forex trading platform Category: Video Comments Views: 6 Comments: 0 Added: May 21, 08 By: boomerutah | |  |  | | Fck The Earth Day 01:56Kevin Nolan and Jack English introducing the day after April 22nd, or "Earth Day". Tags: environment sale corporate power good global warming just like evolution theory no need for panic compassion awareness action artificial world merely rock to eat fundamentalists no humor irony sarcasm satire Category: Comedy Views: 54 Comments: 0 Added: May 2, 08 By: mercofspeech  | |  |  | | Pinball Count 12 Russian version) 01:05Almost every Gen-X'er with a TV in the house grew up seeing the Pinball Number Count clips--and judging by some other video sites on the Net, those cartoons have turned up in foreign versions of Sesame more...Street as well. Still, I wonder how many Russian parents are old enough to sense the irony of dubbing *this* Pinball Number Count for the local kids? ;-) less Tags: sesame street ulitsa sezam foreign tv childrens tv russian vintage classic retro cartoon pinball numbers counting twelve 12 song irony Category: Arts & Animation Views: 392 Comments: 1 Added: Apr 7, 08 By: i-heart-ctw  | |  |  | | Cookie Monster and Genelle Count to 20 00:37The title pretty much says it all, except.--did you notice that Cookie Monster never even MENTIONS food or being hungry in this clip, let alone eats anything? Talk about casting against type! :-) more...(According to Muppet Wiki, this clip first aired in Episode 573 of Sesame Street.) less Tags: sesame street classic vintage retro childrens tv 70s 1970s muppets kids cookie monster numbers counting twenty 120 ctw irony Category: Entertainment Views: 277 Comments: 0 Added: Apr 7, 08 By: i-heart-ctw  | |  |  | | Sailor Moon AMVquotGood Dayquot Dresden Dolls) 05:28This is an older AMV I made, back when I hadn't learned how to hide subs yet unfortunately but it's pretty apreciated so I thought I'd post it here too. I used the amazing song "Good Day" from more...the Dresden Dolls, a very angsty, ironic and also touching song. I wanted to show Usagi's angst and hardships both in the battlefield and in her relationship. Hope you'll enjoy it! Editor: Ulead 11, Anime: Sailor Moon, Song: Good Day, Artist: Dresden Dolls. This is purely fan-made and in no way associated with the anime company or the musical artist. No profit is made from this, it's just done for fun. Enjoy! less Tags: sailor moon dresden dolls good day amv usagi mamoru seiya starlight senshi romance sad melancholy irony mercury mars jupiter venus punk cabaret Category: Arts & Animation Views: 130 Comments: 0 Added: Mar 7, 08 By: missanntrophe | |  |  | | Who Needs Reality Original) 02:41This comment on modern life and technology was inspired by the songs of Malvina Reynolds. I have put up an incomplete version before, which has now been removed. There were two verses missing. One I had more...forgotten about and another I wrote later. So here is the finished product.
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I used to send a postcard Or a letter I would type, But now the world's much smaller With Messenger and Skype. Now you can talk to me And I can talk to you, Though you're in New York City And I'm in Timbuctoo. ...Who needs reality? ...Real life is a bore. ...No reason for reality ...In this world any more.
To experience different cultures The means is in your hand. There's no need to travel to Some distant foreign land. One click of a button Can take you anywhere. There's no need to move at all From your comfy chair.
Who needs encyclopedias Or libraries indeed. A little bit of googling Will give you what you need. Who needs a neighbourhood? Now everyone depends On YouTube and Facebook To make a group of friends.
I'm becoming quite a sportsman, Because it's good for me. My favourite game is tennis -- I play it on my Wii. I don't think I'll get married; You can't beat the effects Of stimulating simulated Super cyber-sex.
Outside it could be raining Or perhaps the weather's fine. In my air-conditioned office It's pleasant all the time. Though Western civilization May well be in decline, The real world doesn't matter When you live your life online.
A little bit of PhotoShop Will make the grass more green. You can live a second life On your computer screen. A click of the mouse is all you need Until the day you die, When you're finally uploaded To that MySpace in the sky. less Tags: folk song internet youtube myspace facebook skype messenger computer cybersex wii modern protest irony malvina reynolds Category: Music Views: 9 Comments: 0 Added: Feb 24, 08 By: raymondcrooke | |  |  | | The irony in contrasts of poverty and abundance. 02:13Noting some irony in the context of a very serious situation brought to light, by Tay, who really outdoes many others in her sincerity and innocence.
Music by Boroto Burkina - Faso Tags: active motivated driven serious unusual admirable honorable efforts poverty starvation abundance bulimia who smiles who cries just uganda darfur africa south america middle east asia russia Category: Video Blogs Views: 36 Comments: 0 Added: Jul 3, 07 By: mercofspeech  | |  |  | | I Love Kuala Belait Original) 03:44I lived in Brunei Darussalam for two years and some months. We were stationed in the exciting city of Kuala Belait (KB), near the border of Malaysia, where we would make regular trips to stock up on beer more...and wine, which can not be sold (legally) in Brunei. I joined up with three other expats - a Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman, [no, I'm not telling a joke!] to form a folk group called The Belaiters (pronounced "Blighters"). Fortunately two of the others were good guitarists so I could get away with a bit of background strumming. Realising that most of the great cities of the world had songs written about them, I thought it was time to celebrate KB in song. So I wrote this to sing at some of our performances. It will not make a lot of sense to people unfamiliar with the delights of this great cosmopolitan city, but I'll be happy to answer any questions about the lyrics.
In Brunei, I mainly sang this song to expat audiences, but, since I put it up on YouTube, it has become a big hit with the locals. Quite unexpected as my songs about other places, e.g. Hong Kong, have had very little impact.
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Driving down the road from Jerudong Don't just stop when you reach Tutong. With a little bit of luck you might Make it all the way to Kuala Belait.
...I'm going back to KB, baby. ...That's where I want to be, ...Where the teapot sits on the roundabout ...And the donkey nods at me.
In the middle of the city we've got Jalan Pretty. That's where all the action is at night. You can have a lot of fun in Bandar Sri Begawan But you can't beat Kuala Belait.
...I'm going back to KB, baby. ...That's where I want to be, ...Where the teapot sits on the roundabout ...And the donkey nods at me. ...Bandar Seri Begawan ...Is not the place for everyone. ...'Cause I love - that's right - ...I love Kuala Belait.
This city is expanding at a furious pace. New buildings going up all over the place The High Court will open - one of these days. (Spoken: Well ... it might.) I love Kuala Belait. We've got plenty of rice and the noodles are nice. This town is a gourmet's delight. You can't go wrong with roti kosong At New Akbar in Kuala Belait.
In KB town you can watch the sun go down Sitting on the sand at night. See the oil rigs burning bright, while the sand flies bite. On the beach at Kuala Belait. Let me make this clear -- I really like Seria The billionth barrel is a wonderful site, But nothing can compare with the excitement in the air In downtown Kuala Belait.
For more about The Belaiters see: http://www.geocities.com/rayyoong/brunei8.html less Tags: folk song brunei borneo bandar kb bsb seria shell lumut tutong jerudong jalan pretty bahasa melayu irony Category: Music Views: 356 Comments: 1 Added: May 2, 07 By: raymondcrooke | |  |  | | Coalition of the Willing Original) 03:23I wrote this song just before the invasion of Iraq, as a kind of companion piece to Axis of Evil. It is more of a protest song than the latter, which is really a fantasy and only indirectly a criticism more...of the war. This song is a reaction to the Australian government's decision to support Bush's war, just as, in an earlier era, it had been "all the way with LBJ". It also comments on the irony of its refusal to grant asylum to refugees from Saddam's Iraq.
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Oh, come let us take the king's shilling. Let us join the Coalition of the Willing. Very soon Australian blood will be spilling Just like it did in Vietnam. Let us send our young men out to Iraq. Ship them to the desert for a lark, Marching onwards into the dark. Send them out to fight for Uncle Sam.
Send them out from Melbourne and from Perth. Who can measure what an Aussie life is worth? Let's help the USA to save the earth. Let's be a part of Little Johnnie's plan. Some bleeding hearts are even asking why Iraqi women and children have to die. But don't think you can make Johnnie cry. You people all voted for Saddam.
So don't try to seek asylum in Australia. We'll make sure your efforts end in failure. If you come to our country we will jail ya And we'll send you back across the seas again. We don't want you people over here. You'd better get the message strong and clear. We're sending you back home to live in fear; Then we'll come and save you from Saddam Hussein.
Regime-change seems to be the latest trend; We will bring this evil kingdom to an end. Little Johnny wants to be Big George's friend, So if we're in trouble he will lend a hand. Oh, come let us take the king's shilling. Let us join the Coalition of the Willing. Come along and join in all the killing. Let us fight and die for Uncle Sam. less Tags: folk song war iraq america usa australia bush saddam hussein howard refugees asylum protest irony Category: Music Views: 35 Comments: 0 Added: Apr 30, 07 By: raymondcrooke | |  |
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