...so come up with better insult.

Thank you all who help me watch my videos.

I show you how to make a drink and then how to drink right, then I do actual vloging :O I was scared too, but I love my couch.

it's 100 videos from when I started   more...on youtube for people who count things.

Music:
The Ramones - I wanna be sedated
White Zombie - Thunderkiss 65  less

Life is without meaning?

Due to popular demand... the continuation of that drunken night of St patty's day. In this I talk about diet and the little fat kid from Alabama.

...then I give some drinking advice...

What I thought when I was a kid.

Just in case there was a doubt that I was an asshole with multiple personality disorder... I give you this video. =) This is an actual conversation I had with myself. Actually it's a reenactment.

Alyssa   more...is AnatomicallyInc22 on YouTube

Links to Sources:
http://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=149109
http://www.dwmmanagement.com/Resumes/AlyssaPallett.pdf

Music: Frank Zappa - Willie the Pimp  less

I know what you're thinking. Could I write something better?...
Yes I could, but not for less than 500 Gs a year. :)

I haven't been making a lot of videos because a lot of my ideas and stuff have been going into my stand up routine. Your laughs have gone to drunks at bars, sorry. :)

...not really.
Sorry but I've seen one to many teenage girls complain about there hair. I had to say something. No offense to Lisandra. Well none intended anyway.

in response to: http://www.livevideo.com/video/thatssolisa/CA64B389B43A4C888CC59B53DB39BEBD/howdy-.aspx
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music: the who - my generation  less

In my nightmares! Just the latest scoop about me and my revelations or "new stuff." I mean it has been a month. I'll get some real videos out as soon as my spike hits. :)

Background Music:
Frank   more...Zappa - My guitar wants to kill your mama.
Frank Zappa - Valley girl  less

A video to commemorate my favorite soft drink, Coca-Cola.

By the way, I have nothing against Pepsi drinkers... just Pepsi in general.

Music:
Rockapella - Coca-Cola Commercial
Herman's Hermits - I'm   more...into something good.  less

Without looks you have to rely on talent... uh oh.

So it's not doom's day, but the world is not getting better.

A comedian's perspective... or is it a drunk's perspective?
I guess the point is that everyone has a different idea of how to prove they're a man, but in the end it's technically a fact and really just   more...an opinion.


Music: theme from branded  less

This is from when my computer broke and I was waiting for another one. I was watching television and going crazy from the crappy commercials. e.g. bodyspray, tobacco, drugs, & pregnancy.

Music:
Frank   more...Zappa - my guitar wants to kill your mama
Creedance Clearwater Revival - Lookin' out my back door.  less

So I had a sugar high and filmed it...
...oh yeah! and I talk about England or something.

In response to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMz1UobzF1M

I talk about the latest in peace for Colorado. You have a peace march, you end up with a death walk.

English teachers suck? English majors are retarded? Don Quixote in Spanish? The bible in Hebrew? I actually act out part of a scene for you?

Yes it's true.

...Then I try to get into my chair. I chopped this from 10 minutes believe it or not.

... I apparently don't like North Carolina, but love the real south. Oh and I watch Bowie chick for some reason.

It's a technique I use... if somebody changes enough into a person you don't know, then you can consider the person you did know to be dead. Afterwards you can move on in peace.

So to prove I'm not racist, I talk racist to my friends. Haha, well it made sense when I did it.

The first guy is a Navaho that I worked with.
The second guy is a Mexican that I lived with (past roommate).
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I apologize to the girl (whoever she was).  less

Sorry, but I had to do it.

The continuation... I start to tell stories around food poisoning.