Irony

5haiku

5 seconds, 7 seconds, 5 seconds

Give me your haikus.

Furuike ya - An ancient pond
Kawazu tobikomu - A frog jumps in
Mizu no oto - The sound of water

- Matsuo Basho

A poem originally seen on YouTube,
edited following the suggestion of a friend.

Silence As Haiku
Copyright 2006
Ken Gierke

Haiku

http://davidknell.com - Warren Keith, playing Bob "Bob" Shelby in this clip from Haiku Tunnel (starring Josh Kornbluth) had roles in Fargo and The Big Lebowsky, but for this scene alone, he   more...is my hero  less

This is a response to the contest started by Atomikgurl.
Thanks for inspiring me! A haiku is Japanese poetry, 3 lines consisting of 5, then 7, and finally 5 syllables.

FOOD by GREGORY LIONS c.2007

My stomach   more...rumbles
I dream of deliciousness
I wake unsated.  less

A response to atomikgurl's Food Haiku Contest
with an appearance by Thanksgiving's Guest of Honor

For atomikgurl

Mike Nobody composes a poem from Brett Keane's mispronunciations and bad grammar. After Brett made a big deal about someone copying his videos and claiming that he was going to sue Google and YouTube,   more...he got busted by Judelicious1971 plagarizing
Judy Burnette´s Poem "Dad" published in 1999:

http://www.netpoets.com/poems/death/0319006.htm

Dad...so many images come to mind
whenever I speak your name;
It seems without you in my life
things have never been the same.
What happened to those lazy days
when I was just a child;
When my life was consumed in you
in your love, and in your smile.
What happened to all those times
when I always looked to you;
No matter what happened in my life
you could make my gray skies blue.
Dad, some days I hear your voice
and turn to see your face;
Yet in my turning...it seems
the sound has been erased.
Dad, who will I turn to for answers
when life does not make sense;
Who will be there to hold me close
when the pieces just don't fit.
Oh, Dad, if I could turn back time
and once more hear your voice;
I'd tell you that out of all the dads
you would still be my choice.
Please always know I love you
and no one can take your place;
Years may come and go
but your memory will never be erased.
(Today, Jesus, as You are listening
in your home above;
Would you go and find my dad
and give him all my love.)

Brett Keane´s "Poem" - "Erase My Innocence":

So many images race through my mind
Whenever I speak your name
It seems without you in my life
Things will never be the same
What happened to those days
When I was just a child
The Innocence
When my life was consumed in you
In your love and in your smile
What happened to all those times
When I always looked to you
No matter what happened in my life
You always got me through
I turn to see your face
Yet in my turning it seems
The sound has been erased
When life does not make sense
Who will be there to hold me close
When the pieces just don´t fit
If I could turn back time
and once more hear your voice
I would tell you always know
I love you and no one can take your place
Years may come and go
But your memory will never be erased

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Coincidence? lulz. Taking advantage of someone else´s dead parent is all good when it suits you BK...

He took down his videos declaring he was going to sue people for copying his work But luckily thefriendlypaki (that´s his username) cunningly downloaded the "BRETT KEANE IS SUEING YOUTUBE" videos for our delectation and delight here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbX0U6Mjgn4

Judelicious1971 - Plagiarism IS a Crime - BK Exposed by the Fat Talking Cow:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1FuIGlXMMvg  less

A poem that debuted on YouTube.

Any surprise it's about The River?

Silent Haiku
Copyright 2006
Ken Gierke

It's haiku, ok?
Plus I'm not wearing pants.

Loki talks about recession pets, Laz update, noo Haiku.

Loki iz leaving LV, please see the announcement on the orangecatblues page. Thnx.

A live recording of our song "Amber", recorded at Ryan's Bar, by Andy Warren.

More info about The Haiku at www.thehaiku.co.uk

Music video for our anthemic song, "The News Is: The World Sucks"

More info about The Haiku at www.thehaiku.co.uk

Haiku Valley, Kaneohe to Halawa Valley, Honolulu. South bound

Loki gives an update on Lazarus the Zombie Kitten and sum moar shoutouts and a noo hai koo.

Loki vlogs about "caffeenated cheezburgerz" and shares his mad hai koo skilz. Features "Oranj cat" "I can has sushi?" and "I has bugz". Also a few shoutouts, by   more...no means complete.  less

What is constipation?http://www.CaptainColon.com Constipation means different things to different people. For many people, it simply means infrequent stools. For others, however, constipation means hard   more...stools, difficulty passing stools (straining), or a sense of incomplete emptying after a bowel movement. The cause of each of these "types" of constipation probably is different, and the approach to each should be tailored to the specific type of constipation. Constipation can also alternate with diarrhea. This pattern is more commonly considered as part of the irritable bowel syndrome (IBS). At the extreme end of the constipation spectrum is fecal impaction, a condition in which stool hardens in the rectum and prevents the passage of any stool.The number of bowel movements generally decreases with age. Ninety-five percent of adults have bowel movements between three and 21 times per week, and this would be considered normal. The most common pattern is one bowel movement a day, but this pattern is seen in less than 50% of people. Moreover, most people are irregular and do not have bowel movements every day or the same number of bowel movements each day. Medically speaking, constipation usually is defined as fewer than three bowel movements per week (this is crazy). Severe constipation is defined as less than one bowel movement per week ( a road to disease). There is no medical reason to have a bowel movement every day ( that is why medicine is very flawed). Going without a bowel movement for two or three days does not cause physical discomfort, only mental distress for some people. Contrary to popular belief, there is no evidence that "toxins" accumulate when bowel movements are infrequent or that constipation leads to cancer ( give me a break, if you do not eliminate waste where else can the toxins go?).It is important to distinguish acute (recent onset) constipation from chronic (long duration) constipation. Acute constipation requires urgent assessment because a serious medical illness may be the underlying cause (e.g., tumors of the colon). Constipation also requires an immediate assessment if it is accompanied by worrisome symptoms such as rectal bleeding, abdominal pain and cramps, nausea and vomiting, and involuntary weight loss. Please do yourself a favor if you have constipation go on a colon cleanse or see a colon hydrotherapist. http://www.CaptainColon.com  less

a haiku; a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables

My wife and I set out at 5:15 am to avoid the guards and had the best hike! To see more of my videos visit
www.patrickcliffordarts.com
Music: Widespread Panic, Aint Life Grand

Fire is an important element in my life. In many cultures fire represents life, death and transmutation. These pictures are taken from a fire ritual for a friend's birthday. I'm playing the pentatonic   more...Shakuhachi (flute).  less