½ million volt switch fails = zaaps

Ambient noise my ass.

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This guy deserves to crash for having that stupid underglow.

Idiot Attempts a Stunt But Fails Miserably

It starts to gain momentum but crashes into the woods.

Wakeboarding is definitely a man's sport.

With those hideously-ugly buildings in the background, how could he do anything but fail?

Poor Little Puppy tries everything to get attention but fails

Miracle Mike: after deploying his main parachute, his reserve deployed accidentally. (He was jumping a Dolphin container). He made several jumps on this container that day, but did not notice the RSL   more...lanyard routing problem that developed from mishandling the container. His man risers pulled the RSL lanyard out and dumped his reserve into his main. He then compounded issues by cutting away his main. He spun around without control of either parachute from 4000 feet or so while a couple of hundred people watched. He disappeared behind the tree line. I was one of the first persons on the scene. Expecting to see a badly broken and mangled body, Mike was laying flat on his back in thick mud. He was unscathed. He returned from the hospital a few hours later with nothing but a single scratch on his neck. whew! after careful inspection of the video you can see that the main has at least 4 cells inflated. The reserve is creating drag as well to slow him down to a survivable speed. In addition, landing in soft thick mud and bushes broke his fall. Had his main actually managed to clear after cutting away, and or if he landed on concrete, Miracle Mike might be called 'Mop-up Mike' instead.  less

Gotta give him props for trying, right? Right?

Women calls 911 to have the police come out and control her daughter, the operator decides
it's time to crack a joke. The women doesn't find it at all funny, I disagree :)

Not making the jump was bad, falling off was worse, getting smacked in the face was horrible.

Adam fails at the Drink trick

Britains got talent! lol

I suppose slamming into a boat is better than slamming into a shark's mouth, so he has that going for him.

You don't have these sorts of problems when you busy yourself making sandwiches all day.

That's what you get for trying to flip off such a shitty bench.

This sometimes happens when men in speedos jump around on flimsy ropes.

Looks like a great way to rupture your spleen.

Go back to playing Tony Hawk while you get fat on your couch, kid.

Lord Omega has waaay too much time on his hands

Yeah, that looked painful.

My GPX750R (Ninja 750R to all you non-europeans). Someone called me and the video stopped before I could try the starter, but when I did it didn't work anyway. Never mind it's only a matter of time!