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Ernie & Bert - Fishing

Bert and Ernie Go Brutal

The German version of Sesame Street is really freakin' weird.

After watching this video, you no longer need to woder if Bert and Ernie are gay, I think this video explains it all. Hope you enjoy.

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Hello everybody. Like it or not, I'm back :)

Hi! I'm Ernest Hemingway and this is my vlog... This might have worked better if I would have waited till I was more awake. Thus preventing my mixing up James Fenimore Cooper and Nathaniel Hawthorne.   more... My deepest apologies to both fine men. Neither of which could write themselves out of a paper bag. "SNIRK"  less

using US footage to make UK ad for Ernie Els training syste, For The Golf Channel UK

Just trying to get back into the swing of things.

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Once again, Ernie freaks out Bert.

Another Prankvote.com prank on ernie.

http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Ernie_and_Bert_Sketches:_Apartment

Episode 0192

Part 1: A disconsolate Ernie tells Oscar the Grouch that he's lost his Rubber Duckie. Oscar tries to calm Ernie down, and says   more...that he'll buy Ernie another duckie. Ernie says he can't -- Rubber Duckie is special and unique. He tells Oscar that Rubber Duckie is "cute, adorable, sweet, cuddly, and makes a wonderful sound." Oscar tells Ernie that he'll bring him a new Duckie.

Part 2: Oscar comes back with a new Duckie, but this one is different -- it's a Grouch duckie. They realize that they have different ideas of what is cute and ugly. Ernie thanks Oscar for trying to help -- and when he sits down, he hears a familiar squeak. He digs through the stuff on the floor and finds his Rubber Duckie! Ernie and Oscar argue over which of their toys is the cutest.

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http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Ernie_and_Bert_Sketches:_Nighttime

Episode 2341

At night, Ernie reads a book that becomes sad, funny, scary, and then surprising. The book elicits the same reactions from   more...Bert.

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http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Ernie_and_Bert_Sketches:_Apartment

Ernie's R Collection

Episode 0014

Ernie has a collection of R's in a box. He shows Bert, who says that Ernie will be the laughingstock of Sesame   more...Street if anyone else finds out. Ernie sadly throws away his R's -- and Bert asks to have the box for his J collection.

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http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_0198

Ernie tries to count his balloons. The balloons are arranged in a circle, so he continues counting around the circle, and counts some of them twice. Grover has   more...a solution -- he pops each of the balloons as he counts them.
(EKA: Episode 0168)

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http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Muppet_%26_Kid_Moments:_Ernie_and_Bert

Ernie loses a nickel.

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http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Ernie_and_Bert_Sketches:_Apartment

Episode 0529

Bert says he's too cold, so Ernie goes overboard to get him warm by putting layer after layer of clothing upon him. This makes   more...him too hot, so Ernie opens the window and brings his electric fan.

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http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Ernie_and_Bert_Sketches:_Apartment

Episode 0898

Ernie and Bert fight over which one of them gets to sit in the chair to watch TV in, and Herry Monster tricks them into leaving   more...so that he can sit in the chair.

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http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Ernie_and_Bert_Sketches:_Apartment

Episode 0560

Ernie has a licorice whip that he offers to share with Bert. He divides the licorice in half with a pair of scissors, but   more...then discovers that Bert's half is longer than his. He cuts off a little bit of Bert's half, and eats it. Then he discovers that his own half is longer than Bert's, and that's not fair, so he cuts a bit off of his own, and eats it. Ernie goes back and forth, shaving off more and more, until the licorice whip is gone.

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http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Lefty

Episode 0081

Lefty wants to sell Ernie an empty box, explaining that he can fill the box with things like a pet mouse (if Ernie had one) and jellybeans (if they rained   more...from the sky). Ernie wants an empty box, but doesn't have any money. However, Bert brings a box of cookies, and Ernie throws the cookies out so he can catch jellybeans from the sky.

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http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Lefty_the_Salesman

Episode 0079

Lefty wants to sell an 8 to Ernie, who ran out of money buying some 9s. Ernie then offers to sell Lefty his 9s.

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