Smash & Crab

Never work with children, animals...or crabs! Yesterday's Discovery photo call for the launch of Deadliest Catch went horribly wrong
as a tank holding £5,000 worth of giant   more...crabs smashed on the ground.  less

Some crabs unique to Australia mainly Tasmania

I swear tis is the last Dan-related crack video

This city gets utterly overrun by crabs. I think it needs to stop sleeping with dirty girls.

A crab snaps on to the worst possible place.

Woman has some problems getting her crabs into the pot. The excited dog probably didn't help...

From Hairspray. I haven't done a Doctor Who vid in ages, and I wanted to do a lighter vid, considering I've had so many dark ones lately. I thought the song suited Cassandra pretty well, even if it makes   more...the vid confusing when she takes over Rose.  less

Here we have video of Galapagos Islands Sally Lightfoot crabs, and our Mountain Travel Sobek group ends up back on the panga. Gail from RomanoTravelOnline.com made all our travel agent arrangements.   more... (:40)
Real People having Real Fun! You can view this video & other travel videos in full screen near-DVD quality, slideshows & more, all with NO ADS, at jpmeyer.com. Mountain Travel Sobek (MTSobek.com) pioneered small group adventure travel in 1969. More than 100 adventure travel destinations, worldwide. Visit RomanoTravelOnline.com to arrange this adventure, or any of your other full service travel agent needs.  less

This is always great fun, running around with a flashlight in your bar feet on th sand, never knowing what you're walking on. The big crabs were "the size of Texas", and we're having fun with   more...our catch-scream-and-release game. Real People having Real Fun! You can view this video & other travel videos in full screen near-DVD quality, slideshows & more, all with NO ADS, at jpmeyer.com. Sandbridge Beach, the "outer banks" of VA. Ocean front, semi oceanfront and bay view home & condo rentals & sales at Siebert-Realty.com.  less

That's an awful lot of crab ragoon...

The song seemed to fit Azula. I don't know why she would even enter a beauty contest, but if she did, I know she would do anything to make sure she won.

Azula: Velma von Tussel, a.k.a. "Miss Baltimore   more...Crabs"
Toph: Tracy Turnblad
Suki: Penny Pingleton
Ty Lee: Amber von Tussel
Aang: Link Larken

Front step, cha-cha-cha
Back step, cha-cha-cha
Side step, front step, back, and turn!

Oh my God, Penny, there's Link! Link!
I can't believe I'm really here auditioning!

I can't believe I'm really here watching you audtion!

Front step, cha-cha-cha
Back step, cha-cha-cha
Side step, front step, back, and t-
Oh, Amber, look at this motely crew.
This town sure has gone downhill since I was crowned.

Oh Mother, not more ancient history!

Oh my God
How times have changed
These girls must be blind
Or completely deranged
But time seemed to halt
When I was "Miss Baltimore Crabs"

Amber, that move was far too dirty!

Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930!

You can laugh, but life's a test
Don't do this, don't do that, remember
"Mother knows best"
But the crown's in the vault
From when I won "Miss Baltimore Crabs"

These steps are perfect ammunition!

Let me show you how your mommy dear
Took out the competion
Girls, go get ‘em
Boys, let’s rumba!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!
Those poor runner-ups
Might still hold some grudges
They padded their 'cups'
But I screwed the judges
Those broads thought they'd win
If a plate they would spin in their dance
Not a chance!

Boys, put me down!
Oh, good morning ladies!
Let’s see what you got.

Twist, twist, twist, twist,
Mashed potato, mambo

Ready? Begin.
On my show you’ll never find
A thrusting hip or bump and grind

What’s that? A dance for fleas and ticks?

Ah, you should have seen my bag of tricks!

Oh, I hit the stage
Batons ablaze
While belting Aida
And preparing souffles!
But that triple somersault
Was how I clinched "Miss Baltimore Crabs"!

Proceed...

Are you scared we're on live?

No, I'm sure i can cope!

Well, this show isn't broadcast
in...

...Cinemascope!

I never drank one chocolate malt
No desserts for "Miss Baltimore Crabs"

This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes!

Kid, she’ll never get a date ‘til Daddy buys her a new nose!
I would say 'oy gevalt'
If I wasn't "Miss Baltimore Crabs"!

Do you dance like you dress?

Amber, there's no need to be cruel!

Would you swim in an integrated pool?

I sure would. I'm all for integration, it's The New Frontier!

Not in Baltimore it isn't! And may I be frank?

First impressions can be tough
And when I saw you, I knew it
If your size weren't enough
Your last answer just blew it!

And so, my dear, so short and stout
You'll never be "in"
So we're kicking you out!

With your form, and your face,
Oh, it isn't your fault
You’re just down with a case of Miss Baltimore Crabs!"

You may go.

Um... thank you?

I think they secretly liked yoU!

May I please audition?

Of course not!
But you may bow and exalt!
'Cause I am "Miss Baltimore...

...Crabs"!
Crabs ,Crabs, Crabs!!!
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Yeah, well not as racey as you might have thought

April 22, 2007

Dumb guys playing with crabs

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The fam goes crabbing on Charelston Pier on the Oregon coast. The music is the instrumental version of Bubbly by Cobie Caillat.

First, it appeared that the beach was leaking. Then, lots of SLC's scurrying about and feeding. Not for the arachnophobic! Our Mountain Travel Sobek tour gave us plenty of time to explore. Gail from   more...RomanoTravelOnline.com made all our travel agent arrangements. (1:43)
Real People having Real Fun! You can view this video & other travel videos in full screen near-DVD quality, slideshows & more, all with NO ADS, at jpmeyer.com. Mountain Travel Sobek (MTSobek.com) pioneered small group adventure travel in 1969. More than 100 adventure travel destinations, worldwide. Visit RomanoTravelOnline.com to arrange this adventure, or any of your other full service travel agent needs.  less