This is a video I created for my YouTube audience that I will test with...

I plant my christmas tree in the park across the street.

Clandestine Industries presents "Release The Bats"
this is a short skit Patrick and Pete did for the dvd.

Well here is the first 'Tattoo of The Day', I have another one coming up later. Just stay tuned til laters.. The outline of the bat was traced -- Pete Wentz's tattoo -- but.. the next one, I have a feeling,   more...it will be better.. way better! :) So stay tuned to my channel til laters. ;)  less

Glasgow KISS Recruitment Video

The Glasgow branch of the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army visit the local Army recruitment office only to find they aren't welcome and so the Army is forced to shut   more...it down for the day.

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Are YOU tired of humdrum protests and bored of capitalism?

Do YOU enjoy working in a team and ridiculing authority?

Do YOU long for extremely silly adventures?

The Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army   more...is looking for fools and rebels, radicals and rascals, tricksters and traitors, mutineers and malcontents to join its ranks.

You could be part of a fighting force armed with ruthless love and fully trained in the ancient art of clowning and non-violent direct action. You could learn ingeniously stupid tactics that baffle the powerful. You could uncover your inner clown and discover the subversive freedom of fooling.

You don't need to like clowns or soldiers, you just need to love life and laughter as much as rebellion. If you think you've got what it takes then follow your nose & join CIRCA!

TRAINING TO BE RUBBISH

Like all armies, people who wish to join the ranks of CIRCA have to undergo training. Before going into battle with CIRCA, recruits take part in intensive "bigshoe camps" lasting approximately three days for the Basic Rebel Clown Training (BRCT). At the end of the BRCT you will be capable of taking on any CIRCA mission. Becoming a clownbattant can be challenging, but it's a rewarding life.

There are five phases of BRCT:

* Finding the Inner Clown
* Subversive Play
* Civil Disobedience and Direct Action
* Bouffon Manoeuvres
* Marching and Drilling
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