The Karate Chimp

This chimp will beat ur ass.

He can only take so much rejection.

Chimp makes a pass at his owners girlfriend.

Since the dawn of time, Man has wondered who would win if a polar bear and jellyfish teamed up to fight an armadillo and yak. Do you have what it takes (approximately $50) to learn the shocking truth?

This is me holding Annie the Chimp at a street fair. She isn't really MY monkey, but I really like this photo. Peace ;-)

The cartoon, which the newspaper defended as a parody of Washington politics, depicts a police shooting of an ape, playing off the real shooting of a pet chimpanzeee in Connecticut this week. One of the   more...police officers says, "They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill."

Because Obama promoted the $787 billion economic stimulus that he signed into law Tuesday, critics of the cartoon interpreted the dead chimp as a reference to Obama, who became the first black U.S. president on January 20.

"The cartoon in today's New York Post is troubling at best given the historic racist attacks of African Americans as being synonymous with monkeys," civil rights activist Al Sharpton said.

Calling the cartoon "offensive and divisive," he promised to stage a demonstration outside the Post offices Thursday.

New York City Councilman Leroy Comrie said he received numerous calls from outraged constituents  less

messin with a chimp

Mr. Warburton's Eppie...

That crazy Japanese chimp and his bulldog are at it again!

This is the coolest monkey in the whole entire world okay.

This monkey smokes! Someone better tell him to kick the habit.

Chimp actually doing karate with his sensei and I bet he can kick your ass! LOL
Kore wa kekko omoshiroi yo!

This guy got hooked on smoking when people started throwing butts into his enclosure. Now his girlfiend is hooked too. See more funny videos at: http://jptigger.smartvideochannel.com

Japan's here to make your day a little better.

Probably a good thing there weren't any crocodiles in that stream

I want to be the guy who shoots escaped chimps in the ass with a tranquilizer gun.

Mounting an animatronic chimp head on a robot vacuum creates a machine that could give you nightmares...

Not only are monkeys better at flinging poo, they also apparently have better memory than we do.

Monkeys that can't swim shouldn't be playing in rivers.

A study of chimps in western Africa has shown that male chimps steal papayas to impress potential mates. Video courtesy of University of Stirling, UK.

A group of international scientists have captured on video a male chimpanzee giving a papaya fruit as a gift to a female chimp too woo her before mating. This is the first time evidence has been found   more...to suggest that humans are not the only primates to give gifts to each other. Tetsuro Matsuzawa of Primate Research Institute, Kyoto University, and the team of international zoologists filmed the chimps recently in Guinea, West Africa. The team has been observing the activity of the chimpanzees in the wild in Guinea since 1976. Over the past two years, they observed 786 occasions when chimps looted agricultural products. In most of the cases, the chimps ate the stolen fruit and vegetables by themselves. But around 58 times, they shared the loot between parents and baby chimps or between male chimps and female chimps. And of these, 25 times, the team observed males sharing their loot with young female chimps, in an attempt to seduce them. On most occasions, the male chimps mated with or were caressed by the female chimps after they shared the fruit, according to the observations made by the scientists. The research has been published in the scientific journal "Plos One".  less

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Who will win?