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A walk on the beach has never been hotter, and we’re not talking about the scorching sun on the sand. It’s Rhonda, taking a leisurely stroll near the ocean and sand dunes. This scene is so romantic   more...with the waves crashing in the background. Rhonda wears a little cowboy hat and a long white dress that buttons down the middle. But in the heat of this beach weather, she has it unfastened high up her thigh and very low on her chest.  less

In an Medieval Eastern European pub, the sweet young lass is bartending to help her family with money. She is a favorite with the men who come in to drink their ale. She’s got such a sweet smile and   more...playful personality that they can’t resist her. But, she is also one of the most sought after maidens in the tiny village. She dresses in traditional garb – nothing too immodest. But when one of her patrons presents her with a flower, she giggles and lets her shirt dress slip off one shoulder. The men hold their breaths, hoping her breast might slip out, too.  less

When they met at the bar, the young tourist thought he might get some action after she invited him back to her room. But he wasn’t counting on it. Then she greeted him at the door in white panties and   more...a frilly white shirt, unbuttoned dangerously low. And he got a little more hopeful. The, when she stripped down completely and crawled onto the bed, her olive skin glowing in the light, he knew he was in for a good night.  less

Against a sunset on the sea, Rebecca stands on the rocky shore. She looks at the camera out the side of her eyes, as if she doesn’t totally trust you. But that coy look is sexy beyond belief. She is   more...dressed all in white, which sets off her deeply tanned skin. Her boots reach the middle of her thigh, her white panties barely cover the area between her legs, and her breasts are pressed together to form lovely, provocative cleavage.  less

Think Barbarella fisherwoman from a tiny village where, really, clothes are optional. In fact, around her hips, Barbie wears a dried fish skin, which actually does not cover the area between her legs.   more... She holds her catch from the day, with only a small leather covering over her breasts. She seems to be a bit surprised by the camera, as if she has been caught off guard, just going about her daily life.  less

She is a fierce Ninja warrior, and she’s the perfect combination of brains and beauty. In fact, her physical allure helps defeat enemies as much as her skill with the sword. Any adversary is first thrown   more...off by her petite stature, her fantastic figure and her stunning eyes and juicy lips. She is the picture of strength and goddess-like beauty. And if you’re not careful, she will pierce your heart.  less

The female Indian Jones struts her stuff out in the wild, looking for lost treasures, skulls of the dead, and buried myths. She has everything she needs, including her whip, which she uses for lots of   more...different things. She’s the kind of treasure hunter who doesn’t mind getting dirty, so her clothes are muddy. Even her bare breasts have dirt on them. Her chiseled abs and lean legs make her the best-looking archeologist you’ll ever see. Especially when she finds a waterfall to wash off in.  less

Juanita lives at the edge of town, and it’s true that she’s doesn’t have a lot of money or sophistication. She’s been hurt a million times by men, but it doesn’t matter. She still dreams of finding   more...someone to treat her right. The only way she knows how to get a guy’s attention is through her looks and her attitude, which matches her fiery red hair. Drinking a beer, tight jeans unbuttoned provocatively, men fall at her feet. Her tight belly and chest are like a drug. But she’s not going to settle for anything less than the best anymore.  less

Every girl must one day grow into a woman, and this fetching vision with the long, blonde braids is no different. In her mid to late teens, she has experienced for the first time an awakening sexuality   more...deep within. But she still clings to her girlhood, unwilling to totally let go of her favorite doll, her white cotton dresses that now cling to her blossoming curves and have men staring. She looks forward to learning all the secrets of sensual trysts sure to come, but she thinks wistfully of the innocence she will leave behind.  less

Mystique shoot ot a sexy blonde in a bikini.

She’s from old money, and she is demanding. She is used to the finest things in life, and that goes for her beachside vacation, too. She has been particularly hard on the young men who set up the chairs   more...and umbrellas on the beach, finding every reason to criticize them. Secretly, though, she has her eye on one of them. And like everything else she wants, she plans to have him, too. She’s the kind of women who wears high heels to the beach. But she’s also got the body of a goddess – long, tanned legs, full breasts and perfect skin. No wonder people usually do what she says.  less

The farmer’s wife likes to keep things spicy by dressing up and letting her husband find her in different places on the farm. This time, it’s night, and she’s posing by the red barn, waiting for him   more...to discover her sexy surprise. When he turns the tractor lights on, imagine his shock and instant desire when he sees his shapely wife standing in the grass, hands on her breasts, wearing white high heels and a white top. Oh yeah, and no panties. Lucky guy.  less

Suzanne Stokes will play 'Bambi Cherry' in the new film she will be starring in. This video is just for fun and has nothing 2 do with the film.

Havana, Cuba. Her name is Isabella, and she’s a taxi driver, picking up unwitting passengers in her vintage cab. The high heels, the hint of belly showing beneath a denim vest. Red lips and curvy hips   more...beckon. Go on. Get inside. Take a ride with Isabella as she puts the pedal to the metal. She leans over to turn up the volume on the radio. Her vest is buttoned dangerously low. Do you dare take a peek?  less

A playfully, sexy girl enjoys herself on the beach, looking lovely in her bikini. She is hot and out of breath when she decides to hop in the shower to wash off the sand and sweat. As the cold water   more...hits her sun-warmed body, she giggles, her body reacts. The bikini comes off.  less

Celebrities and bunnies run wild on the red carpet. You can play poker or get your body painted.

Celebrities and bunnies run wild on the red carpet!

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My dear friend Richard Jeni committed suicide this weekend. I put together a tribute video of the last time we shot a segment for Access Hollywood. Please join me in praying for his soul. He was very   more...much loved and will be sadly missed.

Cheryl Shuman
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I woke up this morning with chills when I checked my email account on AOL. I subscribe to news alerts and received an alert saying "Comedian Dies of Apparent Suicide at 49". My first thought was "Oh My God, I hope it's not someone I know". Sadly, when I clicked on the link, the death was not only someone I know, but was a former boyfriend and yet still very close and dear friend of mine by the name of Richard Jeni. I had just spoke to him a few weeks ago to catch up and talk about some of the great fun we used to have together. He was an extraordinary guy, incredibly naturally funny and kind. He used to cook for me all the time when we were dating. We used to write jokes together in his kitchen in his West Hollywood home. Richard and I spoke often about dealing with depression. He had told me that most comedians he knew, including himself had to overcome tremendous depression and pain in their lives. That's why many of them turned to comedy. According to the report which I will cut and paste below, his current girlfriends stated to the media, that "Richard took a gun and shot his face off". God, please have mercy on Richard's soul. He was a good and decent man. It breaks my heart to see this news on my computer screen. I ask that those of you who knew his work, say a prayer with me for him.

Two years ago, Richard and I got together and made a video that was on Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight etc. where he was kind enough to be involved in a story about my optical company. We laughed and had a great time together. I still have this video of some of our laughter together. I want to remember him laughing and enjoying life and I'm sending these well wishes out to the Universe as a message to him that I love him dearly and will miss him enormously. Ironically, I was dating Richard Jeni for almost a year when the Steven Seagal incident happened. Seagal couldn't understand why I choose Richard Jeni over having a relationship with him (Seagal). It was quite simple. Richard Jeni was a sweetheart and he made me laugh. He was a small guy and I towered over him at 5'9". He didn't mind that he was short and small in stature, in fact, he loved for me to wear heels and spoke often about how he loved going out together and to be seen together. Rest in peace Richard. My heart bleeds for you and I will remember all of the laughter we shared.

This is the news release that popped up on my screen this morning:

Updated:2007-03-11 16:58:02
Comedian Jeni Dies in Apparent Suicide

By ANA BEATRIZ CHOLO
AP
WEST HOLLYWOOD, California (March 11) - Richard Jeni, a standup comedian who played to sold-out crowds, was a regular on the "Tonight Show" and appeared in movies, died of a gunshot wound in an apparent suicide, police said Sunday.


Police found the 45-year-old comedian alive but gravely injured in a home when they responded to a call Saturday morning from Jeni's girlfriend, Los Angeles Police Officer Norma Eisenman said.

Eisenman said the caller told police: "My boyfriend shot himself in the face."

Jeni died at a nearby hospital.

Eisenman said suicide had not been officially confirmed and the investigation was continuing.

Jeni regularly toured the country with a standup act and had starred in several HBO comedy specials, most recently "A Big Steaming Pile of Me" during the 2005-06 season.

Another HBO special, "Platypus Man," won a Cable ACE award for best standup comedy special, and formed the basis for his UPN sitcom of the same name, which ran for one season.

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