Just in case there was a doubt that I was an asshole with multiple personality disorder... I give you this video. =) This is an actual conversation I had with myself. Actually it's a reenactment.

Alyssa   more...is AnatomicallyInc22 on YouTube

Links to Sources:
http://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=149109
http://www.dwmmanagement.com/Resumes/AlyssaPallett.pdf

Music: Frank Zappa - Willie the Pimp  less