http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=3020 And what the heck would happen if I started to get some of the things I was putatively praying for — fear of G-d, love of G-d, love of Torah, obedience to G-d’s commandments,   more...distancing myself from evil men and slutty women?  less

http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=2936 Aish HaTorah hacked from China. Aish.com down for days. Aish Ha Torah is an outreach organization for chareidi (ultra-orthodox) Orthodox Judaism. I was in it for years.   more...Loved the place.  less

http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=3112 I've made a massive media buy in all the major markets to launch this attack ad on myself. I'm mad as heck and I'm not going to take it anymore. Here's why I hate myself.

http://lukeford.net/ Your Moral Leader celebrates his joy with HaShem. Live from the hovel. Just look into his eyes and you'll know what you need to do to change your life.

http://lukeford.net/ How to wrap tefillin (phylacteries). A step by step guide with all the blessings and instructions for the right kavannah (mindset).

http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=3029 My friends have a pure love? Not the friends I know. Trembling with excitement? Yeah, they’re trembling with excitement to get out from under the thumb of the rabbis.   more...They’re trembling with excitement to no longer be vulnerable to the machinations of a Beit Din. They’re trembling with excitement to take back control of their lives.  less

http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=3133 I had a good time. How embarrassing? How nerdy? How Modern Orthodox. Moshav Band. I start slinging around the circle faster and faster. "Which part of my body will   more...give out first?" I wonder. "Will it be my knees or my heart? I’m gonna have a heart attack right here on the dance and they’re going to call an ambulance and rush me to Kaiser and then we’ll find out it was just a panic attack."  less

http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=3133 Should I wear my tzitzit in or out? Should I wear my tefillin? My Borat speedo? Should I book a room at the Beverly Hilton? Should I take a taxi or jog? Should I talk   more...to people or stand apart and read a book?  less

http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=3095 My travails as a babysitter remind me of the need to keep Jews strapped in their halachic seat-belts so they don’t run around our spinning globe infecting the dumb goyim   more...with transgressive notions of socialism and sodomy.  less

http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=3073 As long as I’ve been Jewish — 15 years — I’ve been poor. I’ve never been treated badly because of it. On the contrary, on countless occasions, Jews (and goys) have helped   more...me out. I’ve had countless occasions to bemoan my poverty. Some years I haven’t been able to afford a lulav and etrog so I’ve had to borrow one at shul. It sucks not being able to go out with your friends, but I’ve never found "materialism" a problem in Jewish or goyish life.  less

http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=3077 A young man came into my chat room seeking moral leadership. He lives in West Virginia with his friend and his wife. The Mrs. has been coming on to him. What should he   more...do? In the short term, he should practice onanism, thus using one sin to fight another. In the long run, he should move out.  less

http://lukeford.net/ The son of a preacher man, I became interested in Judaism through listening to Dennis Prager on KABC AM 790 in Los Angeles.

http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=2994 Born and raised in New York City, David Sacks attended Harvard College, graduating with a degree in Government in 1984. While there he began his comedy writing career   more...as an editor of the school’s humor magazine, The Harvard Lampoon. Upon graduating, David moved to Los Angeles and began writing for television.  less

http://www.lukeford.net/essays/contents/lashuls.htm Aish Ha Torah is a fervently Orthodox outreach synagogue in Pico/Robertson, Los Angeles, CA. I experienced more love here than anywhere in LA.

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http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=3099 I am sick and tired! I won't take it anymore. Do what I want or I'll kill a balloon live on my cam. Can't take the killing any more? Then stop thwarting my desires, Emma!

http://lukeford.net/ I was raised a Christian. I flirted with atheistic communism. I came to Judaism through Dennis Prager. Here are arguments I find compelling for belief in God. I have no proof.

http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=3036 Following the lead of Israel’s haredim, the largely haredi Conference of European Rabbis has voided every conversion done by Rabbi Haim Druckman and Israel’s Conversion   more...Authority.  less

http://lukeford.net/blog/ A lot of people wonder why I am so focused on Orthodox Jews aka frum (religious) Jews. I'm an intense unbalanced man. I find Orthodox Judaism more interesting than the non-Orthodox   more...streams. Is that so wrong?  less

http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=2974 Gasoline is still comparatively cheap. It is cheaper than all other countries in the world except Mexico and about the same price as it was 80 years ago.

http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=2935 Leah Kleim caught a Satmar News web site admin, called the "DailyYid" who was accused of being a Child Molester who abused his children and his wife and others.   more...Satmar which has 2 rival groups got on his case because DailyYid was of one faction, the Zaloinim and was against the Aronim.  less

http://www.lukeford.net/essays/contents/lashuls.htm OhrHaTorah.org is the shul of ex-marine turned rabbi Mordecai Finley, the premiere teacher of Jewish mysticism and the inner life.

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