This is what insomnia does to me. And no, you can't have your 4 seconds back!

While waiting for geneticblend to finish his massive mad libs video on YouTube, I made my own version...

Video impressions of the 2008 Kakkoi Con Anime Convention held in Bloomington, MN. Music by 9voltRevolt - used with permission.

Some of the sand sculptures at the 2008 Minneapolis Aquatennial. Music by 9voltRevolt - used with permission.

The cars of the 2008 Art Car Parade in Minneapolis. Music by 9voltRevolt - used with permission. http://www.artcarparade.com/

A video tour of the Spam Museum in Austin, Minnesota. http://www.spam.com/

A brief tour of the Wonka party room at Convergence 2008 by the man himself!

Purplelirpa, her boyfriend Logan and myself visit the Aquarium at the mall of America. Music by 9voltRevolt - used with permission.

I've received several requests for all the video I shot of this dancer so here she is. No, I don't know her. Enjoy! Music by 9VoltRevolt - used with permission.

Video summary of my trip to the Olde World Renaissance Faire just outside of Duluth, Minnesota.

Video summary of the 6/7/08 YouTube Midwest Gathering in Minneapolis. YouTube suspended me the following day, so I won't be going to any more gatherings.

Some of the more interesting cars at the 2008 Minneapolis Auto Show.

This was my entry in the Sketchies 2 contest. Needless to say, I didn't win.

When it comes to finding new toys to entertain my cat, Greta, there are hits and misses. This is one of the misses.

Some of the more interesting outfits from the 2008 Kakkoi Con fashion show in Bloomington, Minnesota. Music by 9voltRevolt - used with permission.

Some of the hot cars and hot chicks at the 2008 Car Craft Summer Nationals at the Minnesota State Fair Grounds. Music by 9voltRevolt - used with permission.

Video summary of Convergence 2008 in Bloomington, Minnesota. Featuring purplelirpa as Leeloo. Music by 9VoltRevolt used with permission.

geneticblend on YouTube asked folks to submit a series of words for a Mad Libs video he wanted to make. Here's my submission. In his finished version, he used my word 'slap.'

While in Duluth, I noticed a tiny little girl feeding a flock of seagulls.

My cat Greta proves that housecats evolved to hunt the vast herds of laser dots that roam the plains of Africa.

Turns out there's this giant spoon...