Alice may convince his friend to share lunch.

I'm sick with a bad case of affluenza...and some how this vlog turned out to be about my phobia of vomit.

This chipmunk must've partied too hard the night before.

What a waste of shrimp!

These folks were filming a jungle survival video when the Indians they were with took off to collect some tasty maggots.

throw up alien

Toxic Flu by Joe Fielding 06-01-09©

I'm the disease that make's you wanna wheeze.
When you’re running down the road.
I'm what makes you wanna fall over the bed.
When you start to lose control.

I'm what   more...make’s you wish you could get well.
When you wanna to go to the show.
I'm what make’s you want to shoot some one.
Before you die.

There wasn't much to say.
When I, looked into her eyes.
She looked like pure hell and told too many lies.
I know she'll go down fast, ya.

It's the pain that I tell you, you have.
When your gonna fall down on your face.
It's all that you want when yer trying to fly.
In to outer space.

There's nothing that I can do.
When you come down with the toxic flu.
It's gonna make you put your head in the blinder.
And have a friend turn it on.

I know you don't feel good.
I know that you wish you were dead.
I know you can't stop from puking.
And your head hurts you, head hurts you.

(Solo)

You don't feel good.
There’s nothing I can do.
Your gonna lay there and die.
You'll just turn blue.
Full on with the toxic flu.
Full on with the toxic flu.

I know you wish you got out too fast.
But you grabbed that door knob and you got real sick.
They should of used some wipe up baby.
But your gonna die tonight.

This is the toxic flu fight.
This is the toxic flu fight.
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Ever have a rough night where you can't remember what you did.

Heather, DuRyan and Scooter run the first ever vomit train to prove that Heather is sick.

Tippy Tom, who fully admits to being light in the loafers, inspects the asses of the Opie and Anthony Show crew, including the hiney of one little Jimmy Norton, whose ass is deemed the most appealing   more...by our homeless insane friend.  less

In this video i talk about my recent fight against the pneumonia bacteria.

I talk briefly about the movie Cloverfield. This was the first movie that ever made me think I might literally vomit while watching it.

Comedian Bonnie McFarlane, who also happens to be Mrs. Rich Vos, and the mother of a lovely baby girl, reacts to the disgusting 2 GIRLS 1 CUP video. she gets through eleven seconds of the clip before   more...nearly vomiting.  less

Japan Drunk Girls Street Vomit

The Opie and Anthony Show staff spent the morning watching 'Cinnamon Challenge' videos online, and our own EROCK agreed to TRY swallow a tablespoon full of cinnamon, administered by Comedian Robert Kelly.   more... It didn't work. EROCK puked up a cloud of cinnamon.  less

Some drunk girl laying in a bed full of vomit. SICK!

Opie and Anthony Intern Craig walked into the studio on Halloween, and spotted a 10-pound bin of candy. When he saw it, he screamed "I could eat that whole thing in one sitting!". Of course,   more...the immediate response was "Sit down and start eating, stupid". Craig got through about 40 pieces of candy before he started puking...then he kept eating candy...puking...eating candy...puking...and so on. Why? Craig LOVES Candy!  less

Opie and Anthony Intern Craig walked into the studio on Halloween, and spotted a 10-pound bin of candy. When he saw it, he screamed "I could eat that whole thing in one sitting!". Of course,   more...the immediate response was "Sit down and start eating, stupid". Craig got through about 40 pieces of candy before he started puking...then he kept eating candy...puking...eating candy...puking...and so on. Why? Craig LOVES Candy!  less

More fun with public domain footage. Music is from a session in 1999. We don't remember much about 1999. There was this one time when we were hired to provide loungey background musical wallpaper for   more...a sales meeting for a large corporation we are unable by law to name. They pulled the plug after one tune. This may have been it.  less

A dinner roll being used as a prop for my lame 'coffin bread' joke

bj and mr. peeps going on about the set of bj's happy korner. more or less more tryouts using the jvc cam.

being a vloger ...

Sometimes lunch and baseketball just doesn't mix for the faint of hearts.

TRM

Who can chug down a gallon of chocolate milk the fastest?