And here's what it sounds like if you have your babel fish in your ear translating for you.

The phrase "all your base are belong to us" originated in an english translation of the Japanese video game "Zero Wing". While the game is mediocre at best, this catch-phrase gained   more...international fame when this video featuring "All your base" graffiti with a song entitled "Invasion of the Gabber Robots" (performed by "The Laziest Men on Mars") was released on the Internet.  less

Genkai Haretsu (Limiting Explosion)

Staring at you makes my heart ache
I have to protect this, or it will be ruined
You don't know it
But you are my medicine
Only I can swallow you

That pathetic girl makes   more...my heart ache
Teasing, she sells her beauty cheap
If you and I had met any earlier
In this sort of way
I probably wouldn't have hurt you
I probably wouldn't have made you cry

Seeing you makes my heart ache
You are falling to pieces
You look very beautiful
Seeing you from here
So...smile

Therapy, this is therapy, only therapy

Atop me, you are disappearing
There's nothing to be done, it's a sad, lonely joke
This is a nightmare
And this is you
But nothing has any meaning
Because this will dirty you

Take you any way you want
Of everything you want to do
Take you any way you...
What do you want to do?
Take you any way you want
In a place where there's no one around
Take you any way you...
When you're like this you're like a limiting explosion

Therapy, this is therapy, my therapy

With you who laments "it's very lonely"
Saying it like this, it's a limiting explosion

You should have always seen
Only me
I should have given you everything
Everything, for you

Take you any way you want
You're my "unstable" love
Take you any way you...
I won't leave you anymore
With you like this
Locked away forever
By your side
Always talking to you

Therapy, this is therapy, my therapy

Without seeing anyone
Let's pass the time here
The time made from glass
We'll pass together
Without counting the numbers of past nights
We'll pass the time
With you I'll continue
My therapy
...And you will be my medicine  less

Rhumbah loves music, particularly female vocals, and her favorite song is Suo Gan, a Welsh Lulaby. She has enjoyed many of the musicians on LiveVideo, and I felt that a video with her response to singing   more...would be an appropriate way of showing appreciation. This features me singing it to her, following her as best I can with my webcam. I start with the English translation, followed by the Welsh original. For those who know Welsh, I apologize for any mispronunciations. I do not know the Welsh language.

If I'm not sitting when singing or playing music, Rhumbah wanders around, purring and rubbing on things. If I'm sitting, she curls up in my lap, purring like mad.

The purring you hear is a recording of Rhumbah purring that I superimposed over the vocals.

I am not a trained vocalist.  less

make a wish, tie it to the tree. (re_post).

This will be the first of many - if you have any requests please send me a message, I'll do my best.

Tell Me

Even if I expose myself to the brilliant wind
It won't go away, I look at myself
I come over to   more...you, without showing my attitude
My outline is revealed

My body dances in illusion
A pantomime opposite of my heart
I bury the wounds which begin to open
In order to be myself

Tell me, somebody tell me, please tell me
Even if it's in inaudible words
Tell me, somebody tell me, please tell me

Your voice has not reached me yet

Even if I search for a distorted love
I covet only what does not have an answer or meaning
My voice goes along
Until I'm ashes, I won't be able to hear it

Tell me, somebody tell me, please tell me
Who is the one who shuts my eyes?
Tell me, somebody tell me, please tell me
Do I see you through my eyes?

Tell me, somebody tell me, please tell me
Can I see myself in you?
Tell me, somebody tell me, please tell me
I can't see myself in me

Tell me, somebody tell me, please tell me
Even if it's in inaudible words
Tell me, somebody tell me, please tell me

Your voice has not reached me yet

Singing my song for me
Singing your song for you
Singing my song for me
Singing your song for you

NOTES:

pantomime: the art or technique of conveying emotions, actions, feelings, etc., by gestures without speech.

covet: (1)to desire wrongfully, inordinately, or without due regard for the rights of others (2) to have an inordinate or wrongful desire.  less

Hava Nagila is a Hebrew folk song, the title meaning "Let us rejoice." It is a song of celebration, especially popular amongst irreligious Jewish and Roma communities. In popular culture, it   more...is used as a metonym for Judaism, and is a staple of band performers at Jewish festivals.

Bob Dylan (harmonica), Peter Himmelman (vocals & guitar), Harry Dean Stanton (vocals & guitar)

Lyrics
Transliteration Hebrew Text English Translation
Hava nagila ??? ????? Let's rejoice
Hava nagila ??? ????? Let's rejoice
Hava nagila venis'mecha ??? ????? ?????? Rejoice and be happy
(repeat stanza once)
Hava neranenah ??? ????? Let's sing
Hava neranenah ??? ????? Let's sing
Hava neranenah venis'mecha ??? ????? ?????? Sing and be happy
(repeat stanza once)
Uru, uru achim! !????, ???? ???? Awake, awake, brothers!
Uru achim b'lev sameach ???? ???? ??? ??? With a happy heart
(repeat line three times)
Uru achim, uru achim! !???? ????, ???? ???? Awake, brothers, awake, brothers!
B'lev sameach ??? ??? With a happy heart

In the decades after Hava Nagila first appeared, it became a world-wide fixture of Jewish life. Already in the 1920s and 1930s it was sung in Zionist circles in the United States and Europe. Soon the song was included in Jewish children's songbooks in Palestine, Europe, and North America. At the same time, cantors and Jewish folk singers began to issue commercial recordings of Hava Nagila. By the 1940s, the song had become a staple of Jewish weddings, bar mitzvahs, and youth groups, where it was sung and danced as an Israeli-style hora folk dance.  less

A modern translation of some rather confusing verses describing the Trinity

I offer this studious translation of a popular RAP song in an earnest effort to promote inter-ethnic understanding.

Subbed version of first Hamtaro Opening.

This is the first work of Paradise Hamsubs, yay :D

Misery

Hallelujah! la miserable do you wanna show me how low and low?
Hallelujah la miserable do you wanna show me how low and low?
Say hallelujah!

You looked happy with your pain as you flew down upon me
  more...The daylight reached to kindly embrace your pain

Hallelujah la miserable are these starting to bloom questions
Hallelujah la miserable, they're just trifle things

I had forgotten everything when the sky fell to night
Small tragedies and shaking memories sit at the gates to my dreams
The countless stars probably cried as they set
While the rising days just laugh, closing their wounds

Stay free your misery
And hold me in your arms until the sadness goes away
Kiss your misery
And we'll wither together until we can learn to live like this
Stay free my misery
Stay free my misery
And forget the pain quickly
Stay free my misery
And wait for the rain to clear away your tears

Gentle words can only go so far
Because you can't find them when you're crying
Wrapping your small body in brilliant, vivid dreams

Stay free my misery
Stretch out and take my pained hands
Stay free your misery
And take this gentle hatred as well

Stay free my misery
And hold me in your arms until the sadness goes away stay free your misery
And we'll wither together until the sky can learn to love your laughter

Hallelujah! la miserable I wanna show you how low and low
Hallelujah! la miserable do you wanna show me how low and low?
Hallelujah! la miserable I wanna show you how low and low
Hallelujah! la miserable do you wanna show me how low and low?
Say hallelujah!  less

I could only find two translations of this song so... I did my best to combine the two and make a video that makes sense.


Eyes Love You

Red eyes in the city of Sodom
I collect beautiful women
I stuck a needle   more...into them like a butterfly or moth
You who can't move, are mine

I don't need a heart
I don't want to touch you with my live fingers, my love

Blue eyes whirl in the night
A mosaic of despair and madness

I lick you in the darkness
Water the roses

Eyes love you, but my heart can't love you so
Venus of my imagination
My eyes love you, let's fall in love
In an illusionary room
Eyes love you, but now
They are cut off from you
My eyes loves you, they close in their tears
It's my dream, I want to indulge you in it

Delusions are judged without law

Some time ago I heard that an angel was strangled
My love seems destroyed

I don't need a heart
If I knew people, then no one would be sad

Eyes love you, but my heart can't love you so
Venus of my imagination
My eyes love you, let's fall in love
In an illusionary room
Eyes love you, but now
They are cut off from you
My eyes loves you, they close in their tears
It's my dream, I want to indulge you in it ... (more)  less

This is a video I did back in October 2005. Pou Clar (clear spring, rough translation from Catalan) is surrounded by mountains and can be found some 4 to 5 kilometres from Ontinyent, a town of the Valencian   more...community in Spain. There are a series of natural underground springs that keep the water crystal clear and very cold. Although I did all the filming and editing of this video I was also helped by a very good Spanish friend of mine, Rafa Vidal. He took the photo that was use at the end of the video for the credits. Keep in mind that the dates are in the European format (Day/Month/Year)  less

I, as usual, obsess over my hair a bit at the begining. Then I go into some issues about different translations of foreign literature. Near the end I discuss my favorite book. At the very end I apologize   more...for misspronouncing Constance Garnett's name.  less

Bacteria

Super sonic slimy dance
Super sonic slimy go go
Sloppy sloppy chattering
They laugh at anything
Satisfied with nothing bad happening, they're relieved
Swarms of mysterious creatures

Slimy boys
Slimy   more...girls
Slimy babe
Slimy men

It's sleeping dutifully and soundly
Will this just manage to end it's life?
It's meaningless, but it chatters about promises
It wants its head stroked, never anything else improper

Slimy face
Slimy mind
Slimy brain
Slimy you & me

Bacteria, bacteria; that spineless bastard appears now and then
Bacteria, bacteria; it's raining amoebas
Bacteria, bacteria; you and I are both sticky and wet
Bacteria, bacteria; if it dissolves and oozes, yes, it's the end

Super sonic slimy dance
Super sonic slimy go go

That naked king, the naked idiot
That naked king, he has donkey ears
It must not be said
It must not be heard
Even if it's realized in the mind of a child
It endures being simmered, inside of a hole

Slimy smilin'
Slimy talkin'
Slimy fuckin'
Slimy yeah yeah

Bacteria, bacteria; someone somewhere did this and that
Bacteria, bacteria; pleased and embarrassed, secrets and teasing
Bacteria, bacteria; I don't know anyone from anywhere
Bacteria, bacteria; tears are shed for needless debt

Anyway, it was born to this world
Slender, long, and sticky, never never
That lovely girl is a super sonic slimy hooker
Have you seen them? The sticky people of the stars of this same earth

Slimy music
Slimy war
Slimy star
Slimy dance

Bacteria, bacteria; paranoia, hysteria
Bacteria, bacteria; come, young people of the future
Bacteria, bacteria; a crane in a rubbish heap, it was plucked and killed
Bacteria, bacteria; dissolving and oozing
Bacteria, bacteria; Not concerning myself with your desires
Bacteria, bacteria; When you find the one way to go to be enlightened
Bacteria, bacteria; hand in hand with a devil of this world
Bacteria, bacteria; vomit out everything

Super sonic slimy dance
Super sonic slimy go go

Dissolving and oozing, yes, it's the end


**Translation Notes**
"haki tame no tsuru" (a crane in a rubbish heap) is like saying "a diamond in the rough". "gera gera hashi korogari warau" literally means "laughing because a chopstick as rolling". It means someone who laughs at anything. "ano hadaka no ousama raba no mimi da ne" refers to the king having "donkey ears" because he's so concerned with his image, he'll hear anything anyone says about him. It's apparently from a European folk tale.  less

Seen "Lost in Translation"? Been to Japan? If yes to either one, you will understand this video personally. If not, enjoy it anyways, it's short :)

A PLOINK with my translation of a poem by Gunnar Ekelöf

Kumi koda singing at osaka in 2005.

http://www.suprememastertv.com - Authentic Tomato Curry from Pune, India (In Hindi). Episode: 862, Air date: 23 - Jan - 2009.

kumi koda shake it up

ddd soulhead and kumi koda english translation

As In The Days Of Noah

Not 100% percent correct with translations.

Joseph Smith used a seer stone to interpret the Book of Mormon. This cartoon is very accurate and any errors only help the Morg