<b>Transplanted Eclipse:</b> 1st poem in the series.
"Cellulite Tongue" is not a video diary but a digital poem that employs jolting linguistic imagery to capture the emotional intensity   more...of its subject matter. Many folks use this medium as a means to Vlog about their daily life (quite brilliantly!); however, this is exclusively an endeavor of artistic expression regarding the misuse of language. There is no need to concern yourself about my emotional wellbeing. I am fine! :~) Please enjoy, reflect, or respond if it moves you to do so--and thank you for watching!  less

This is my roommate Blue. Isn't she cute?! She doesnt know that I'm putting this up, but she will soon. I hope she's not mad because I need her share of the rent.
Love
Cara

A "how To" manual for beginners wishing to get in on all the "drama" action!

Cara here, and this is Blue talking to her mom and LYING to her just to get 1000 dollars.
Hope you see how bad this is too.
Love
Cara

Blue gets home from her parents' house and she's really bummed because one of their friends somehow found the video that I took of her toungue ring! Can you believe it?! They got really mad at her.
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Blue and I wanted to confront Ira about his behavior but we didn't expect him to start talking about marrying Sophia!

L, Cara

So I wanted everybody to meet George. We went out on our blind date and he came by the house. I don't think he really liked it though...

-Mik

listen to this guy carefully

I have a weird tongue. Do you?

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Girl has some mad skills with her tongue. Check out these tongue tricks and more funny videos at: http://www.funnyvideossite.com

Me showing off!!!

My attempt at the tongue-tripping paragraph offered up by SedonaLeigh. What gets me about this is that I wonder if any broadcasters from the Golden Age of Radio ever had to deliver a rapid-fire news report   more...about baskets of biscuits. I'll bet Edward R. Murrow never had to do this on the air: "Here in London the German bombs are falling like Big Bavarian Baskets of Mixed Biscuits Blasting the Bakery of Bigger Biscuit Baskets Beyond Belief! Good night and good luck!"

Talk about "Air-Biscuits", eh??  less

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Something I did on halloween! I hope you like it!! PLEASE VOTE ON THIS ONE!!! I work hard on it. Um....

also I give lots of credit to the original film makers!! I hope you enjoy this one!!

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Everyone is special, unique, one of a kind. So share what makes you so darn special!

My son, Los Angeles, Murder and Dancing on the Queen Mary.
Tell me what you can't resist....

Marriage

1. How many pillows do you usually sleep with?
2. Have you ever run out of gas?
3. How often do you change your sheets?
4. Can you roll your tongue?
5. What do you carry in your briefcase or handbag?
6. Do   more...you always finish a book once you start it?
7. When you read a book, do you ever skip ahead and read the last page first?
8. Is using correct grammar important?
9. What do you do with gifts you receive but don't want?
10. Would you rather die quickly, or end up in a retirement home?  less

Not an accent challenge this time, but a tongue-twister from a bag of nuts. That's right. A bag of nuts.

Officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart.

These poor girls get the living daylights scared out of them while watching "The Ring"

Can you guys tell what I'm saying?

Here's the evil thing:

I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits.   more...Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.  less