The crows are having hamburger for dinner tonight!

I've almost been run off the road by semis before, so I'm really getting a kick out of this video.

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Now someone's going to slip on it and drop their Slurpee. Bitch.

This is why I'm glad I'm not a telephone pole.

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I'd say the pigeon also got very taken out on that one.

He sure ain't an easy rider.

They can't even figure out how to parallel park a compact, and now we're giving them buses? Crikey.

Don't park on tram lines, just a thought.

Way to protect the environment there, buddy.

Most animals get pissed when you stick them full of spears. Except manatees, they're masochists.

She literally never saw that one coming.

How'd you like to get beat up by a shoplifter, punk?

I'm never spectating on a rally race, unless it's from a blimp.

I think that lion just lost all its savanna-cred and better go be a housecat somewhere.

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How are you going to build a sturdy building if your equipment is falling apart left and right?

Given his current state, I think it's safe to assume all those bottles were empty.

Watching car races is such a dangerous occupation that I don't even do it at home on TV. I suspect a car would crash through the screen and run over my couch.

That was one hell of a ninja moment right there.

With how much he cried about it afterwards, he's well on his way to being a professional footballer.

Normally I don't support police brutality, but whiny Hillary supporters deserve what they get.

I bet he doesn't grow up to be an environmentalist.