Watch how fast it takes to steal a car.

Dispatches - Stealing your Freedom

Funny

A kid who can't aford shoes so he steals some from a shoestore.

Woah. Was that really necessary?

The general Americans dont care what goes on around them. Who cares if someone is stealing it a bike, it's not mine. BAD!

Happy Tree Friends - Stealing the Spotlight

not even a year old and already a lil hoodlum

Yeah, walking up behind a security guard and awkwardly trying to claw it out of his
holster is going to work really well for you, buddy...

Brilliant father gets $2,000 in stolen cigarettes, but leaves his kids at the gas station.

Great method to steal a car incase you're into that sort of thing.

This guy definately isn't going to be getting her purse today.

This fan runs on the field and steals a football from Brett Favre, then gets tackled by
security.

I am sitting in my car, outside 7-11, using public internet from somewhere...

Be careful of thieves out there it is an ingenious way to grab your car

A dumb thief gets his ass stuck in the kiosk he was trying to rob.

The world would be a better place if all parents did this.

You should always grasp your pizza tightly when you live in a ghetto shithole.

When hanging from an electric line seems like a better idea than facing your angry neighbors, you know you've screwed up.

I talk about stealing

A drunk decides to try to help himself to a bike to ride home on.

Smile as Always XD

JANE'S ADDICTION

Some guys break into an office and steal some computers, apparently having never heard of security cameras.