Just one more skater who will never be making little skaters...

The main advantage of being fat is that you roll well when you make an ass of yourself.

That's definitely gonna leave a mark.

Better stick to playing BMX video games, buddy.

And this is why you don't ride wheeled vehicles up on the roof.

Who'd have thought that standing on a speeding motorcycle might not be a good idea?

It really does take skill to crash a shopping cart. She should get a medal.

You know, stuff like this doesn't happen on stationary bikes...

I think we're going to have a serious reproduction crisis in this country once the current generation of skaters tries to have kids.

Have fun with that reconstructive jaw surgery.

In the entire history of the universe, has anyone ever towed a skateboarder behind a car and not fucked it up?

Maybe he had a really nasty mole on his face, and now it's been ripped off? That'd be one upside to this.

This is why I prefer to keep my bike on the ground. Or better still, stay inside on the couch drinking Mountain Dew.

After the number of motorcycle stacks I've seen, I'm convinced anyone who tries to showboat deserves whatever happens to them.

Look at it this way, now he has an excuse to eat ice cream and applesauce for the rest of his life.

Maybe his parents should've invested in a helmet with a face guard...

Might want to check the bolts on your bike before you go riding off-road again, buddy.

I have a feeling alcohol was involved with this display of genius.

Cracking your helmet is a lot less expensive and painful than cracking your skull.

Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark... like the bed sores he's going to have from being a quadraplegic for the rest of his life.

No little skaters for this punk.

At least, I'm pretty sure he at least broke his nose from that one, if not his entire face.

The sound his skull made when it hit the concrete was pretty loud, but not as loud as the guy talking about chicken wings at the beginning.

Three seconds can still provide a lot of entertainment.