this game kiss ass!!! Music: System Of A Down - Chop Suey

Ike (Me, 300 HP) vs. 3 Pikachus (lvl 3 CPUs, 150 HP each)
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Somehow, Captain Falcon managed to keep the monster down. When Falcon approached Wolf, Wolf explained where to   more...take him, and the appearance of the others. He then fained. Captain Falcon picked up Wolf, and snapped his fingers. A ship then darted towards the two. When it stopped, Captain Falcon jumped in. He started to fly the way Marth and the others went.

WITH MARTH AND THE OTHERS...

Finally, buildings came into view. The three were footsteps away from reaching their destination, Altea.

Marth: "We're almost there. Use all of your remaining energy."

As the three reached Altea, the sound of an engine could be heard from behind. A jet-like vehicle slowly approached the ground. Out came Captain Falcon and an unconscious Wolf.

Captain Falcon: "Hey, your buddy almost died back there. I came just in time. Name's Captain Falcon. Hope you don't mind if I join you."
Marth: "Not at all. I'm grateful for you saving him."
Fox: "Wolf... you're alive."
Marth: "I'm sure food is what you're thinking about right now. You may now. Tell them Marth has sent you."
*Points in a direction*
Fox: "Marth, you'll be needing this."
Fox hands Marth his communicator.
Marth: "Thank you. You may go now."
Ike: "I'm staying with you. I haven't helped yet."
Marth: "Very well."

Captain Falcon and Fox went towards where Marth pointed. As they walked by, women stared at Falcon. He simply smiled, teeth gleaming.

WITH MARTH AND IKE...

The two reach a seemingly abandoned house. When Marth calls, however, a man comes out.

Marth: "Ever since these worlds collided, you have been studying new technology. Will you be able to repair this?"
Marth hands the man Fox's communicator.
Repairman: "I can. However, there's a problem... I can't get any materials from my supply shed in the hills."
Marth: "Is it too far? I can get them if you wish."
Repairman: "No, I can reach it. But there are these little creatures... they won't let me get any of my materials. If they were to be eliminated...
Ike: "Say no more. I see it in the distance. I shall slay these creatures. It's the least I can do to help."
Repairman: "You'll do that? Ok, but let me accompany you to hold the supplies. Prince Marth, what should you do?"
Marth: "I suppose I'll stay here for now."

the repairman and Ike head towards the shed, awaiting the danger that lurks in the workshop...

*Battle Begins*  less

Yep, after many, many tries with Captain Falcon, I tried with Pokemon Trainer. I still lost quite a lot of times, but I did better. Eventually, though, I finally beat it. I used Charizard on all bosses   more...except Tabuu, where I used Squirtle.

After beating it, I stared at the challenge grid for a while, then played some brawls to calm down a bit. I decided to record one.

If I remember correctly, I defeated the first 3 bosses without getting hit... it was Ridley, M. Hand, and Petey.  less

White "DK" Beast (Me) vs. Wolf (lvl 9 CPU)
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After the path is finished, the four come across a narrow bridge.

Marth: "We're almost there. Everyone, cross this   more...bridge... and be very quiet."
Fox: "Huh? Why?"
Marth: "Just do it!"

Marth's yell caused something to roar. The roar was that of something dangerous. And from the low pitch, it sounded like it was a large creature.

Marth: "No! Everyone, get back!"

This time, everybody listens, and step back from the bridge. Suddenly, a white creature leaps onto the middle of the bridge, staring straight at the four. Despite its voice, it wasn't very large at all.

Marth: "We... have to get through that thing somehow."
Wolf: "You guys go on. I'll take this one myself."
Fox: "Wolf..."
Marth: "Very well, Wolf. Goodbye. You two, let's go."

Wolf fires at the monster so that the other three can get through. The monster dodges the shot, while Marth and the others make their escape. Instead of giving chase, it turns towards Wolf, its eyes full of hate.

Wolf: "Heh, you don't seem that tough."

WITH MARTH, IKE, AND FOX...

Marth: "You two DID say goodbye as well, correct?"
Fox: "No. Ike didn't, either. Why are you asking?"
Marth: "There is no doubt in my mind. You will not see Wolf again. He is dead, no matter what happens."
Fox: "What? Are you sure? How strong is that thing?"
Marth: "That thing... is not necessarily very powerful, nor is it fast. However, something is strange about it..."
Fox: "What's that?"
Marth: "No matter how many times you hit it, it just won't die. It just gets up again, again, and again. When I went to that island, I encountered it. No matter how many times I slashed and stabbed, it would not die. I had to retreat."
Fox: "Well, we should help him, then!"
Marth: "There's no point. It would just get all of us killed. Wolf gave us the biggest sacrifice of all... his life. Now, let's go."

*Battle Begins*  less

With only 2 downward elevator blocks placed, and only emptiness around you, there is no where else to land but to help yourself fly in the air as much as possible to win a match.

I'm Ike, and Bowser is a lvl 9 CPU.

Yeah... the difficulty is intense.

Fox (Me) vs. Ike (lvl 9 CPU)
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After Wolf defeats the Marth creature, he wakes up Fox and Marth. As he awakens the two, the shadow bugs disappear, and before he can look back,   more...Ganondorf has disappeared.

Wolf: "Yo, sword guy, do you know anywhere I can go to rest? I'm stranded on this island."

Marth struggles to get up, but eventually does so. Wolf made no attempt to help him up, however.

Marth: "May I remind you that my name is Marth. And yes, I have a place where you and your friend can go."
Wolf: "Alright, MARTH. By the way, he's not my friend. But anyway, lead the way. I'll follow."
Fox: "Wolf, are you sure this guy isn't going to trick us?"
Wolf: "Doubting me, eh, Fox? Well, I noticed cut marks on that hairy dude, definitely from Marth's sword."

Fox sighs.

Wolf: "Yeah, don't question me again, buddy"
Fox: "So anyway, Marth. Where are you taking us?"
Marth: "My home. I am the prince of our destination... Altea."
Fox: "I've never heard of it. Then again, I don't even recall this place."

Meanwhile, Ike has almost given up on his unsuccessful search. He takes out a communicator, and examines it before using it.

Ike: "Um, Slippy? I apologize; I'm new to your devices. I have not found the two you are looking for. I am requesting - oh, wait!"

Ike spots Wolf, walking with Marth and Fox. He quickly rushes towards the three.

Ike: "There you are! You two are coming with me!"
Marth: "Do you two know this man?"
Fox + Wolf: "No..."
Marth: "This isn't good, we're too wiped out for another fight..."
Fox: "You're forgetting me! I've recovered enough to fight."
Ike: "Fight? No, you don't understand!"
Fox: "Heh, what is there to understand?"

Fox doesn't realize that he has just messed up an opportunity to regroup with the rest of Star Fox.

*Battle Begins* (more)  less

I'm Fox, and Rayquaza is an intense boss.

In this custom stage, I chose to be someone I haven't used for a while... Bowser! Everyone else is a lvl 9 CPU.

Music: Rainbow Road
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If you choose to "copy" this stage   more...and play on it, here are some things you may wanna keep in mind.

1) The best final smashes on this stage are the "hit or miss" ones, like Ike's, Link's, and Marth's. These are best used on the top, where the conveyor platforms are. "Transformation" FS' such as Bowser (But I stayed in safe areas) can get you killed if you're not careful.

2) The best characters on this stage are quick, long-range fighters. This helps a lot for getting the Smash Ball, as well as getting around in general.

3) The only places where you can stand still are the two statues, and the moving platforms in between spikes.

4) The CPU kill theirselves a lot in this stage -_-  less

Who's the better Toon Link player? Watch and find out.

Released in the United States in 1999, The original Super Smash Bros. went on to sell over five million copies worldwide. Nintendo knew the had a winner and recently released the Super Smash Brothers   more...Brawl for the Nintendo Wii.  less

Based on its appearance in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Wolf (Me, 80%) + Fox (lvl 9 CPU, 80%) vs. 2 Yoshis (lvl 7 CPU)
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After about an hour or so, Wolf and Fox are told by Peppy that their mission is complete.

Peppy: "You did good,   more...Wolf."
Wolf: "Yeah, you better believe me now."

As Wolf and Fox reach their air vehicles, they find two Yoshis attacking their ships. These two seem a lot stronger than the others.

Wolf: "Great... looks like we have to take down some more."
Fox: "This'll be hard, those other Yoshis wore us out pretty good."
Wolf: "Hey, it doesn't matter, I just want to beat those things for hitting my darling Wolfen."

The Yoshis approach Fox and Wolf, and act innocent, yet Fox and Wolf know it's an act.

Fox: "Well, Wolf, looks like we're allies again, right?"
Wolf: "... Don't push your luck. But I guess it'll help build that old fool's trust."

Wolf and Fox take on two very powerful Yoshis... can they do it after being beat up by the other Yoshis?  less

Captain Falcon's epic final smash against R.O.B.

His final smash really should have been this, instead of the road kill attack.

Aawww shit Snake. Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!

Apperently Super Smash Bros. has affected Springfield.

This is just a little short video showing how you can jump inside a Bulborb's mouth with the star man power up, and live.

I made this because I got bored, it is as if super smash was made for clay cube. There were two fights but my comp crashed and I only saved 1. Also, here   more...is my youtube address: www.youtube.com/instrumentmaniac  less

Happy April Fools Day 2008!

This match was requested by a friend. The first one being the character specific match request. The second being the same request, but with a random character match.

Match Requirements:
- Flat Ground Area   more...(Final Destination)
- No Handicaps
- CPU Level 9
- No Items

Despite that I can play only so-so good, I beat the CPU player at level 9, both times.
And I played this with using the Wiimote alone, by itself.  less

More codec comedy, edited from Snakes SSB Brawl codecs.

The complete set of all character's taunts. With English voice overs.

The third and final set of Snake's transmissions against each character.