I was haveing a bad day, and i needed a good giggle. so i made this video. the basic idea is that young teen Jacen Solo is geting on his fathers nerves then makes fun of him.

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it   more...uses the song "Brave Sir Robin" from Holy Grail and Spamalot  less

Tiberius Omalay is the the Shakespeare play Hamlet during Yorick scene, but forgets his lines.

Sir Percy Cox and slave Abdul Aziz Bin Saud

lol its funny

Sir Tom Jones - I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor [Concert For Diana]

You spend alot of time without your permission or knowledge being filmed wherever you go, I gain a little bit of table turning action on my old mate in the petrol station....what sir?.....did you just   more...put your hand in the till!  less

This song, of Scottish origin, is one of the most popular of the ballads collected by Francis James Child. It is believed to be based on an actual event - the king is probably King Alexander III of Scotland,   more...who sent Sir Patrick Spens on his dangerous voyage to Norway to bring back the child of the king's daughter Margaret, who had married Eric, the young King of Norway (1281), but had died in childbirth. The king's seven-year-old grand-daughter (the Maid of Norway) was therefore the heir to the Scottish throne. There is no record of a "Patrick Spens" himself, so he is probably a fictional character.

The ballad has many variations but they all tell basically the same story: The King of Scotland asks for the most skillful sailor in the land to take charge of his ship. Sir Patrick's name is mentioned by an old knight, and the king sends him the unwelcome letter commanding him to set sail at the most dangerous time of year. In some versions the ship is wrecked on the way over, while in longer versions Sir Patrick safely reaches Norway, only to be accused by the Norwegian lords of wasting their king's resources. Offended, Sir Patrick leaves the following day despite the bad omen of seeing the new moon with the old moon in its arms, which would indicate dangerous tides. The inevitable result is that the ship sinks, taking him and the Scottish lords to the bottom of the sea. The last few verses point up the ironic contrast between the lifestyle of the lords (and their ladies) with the men's ignoble death.

I first knew this ballad as a poem in one of my school textbooks.

There is a popular version of the song which was sung by Fairport Convention, but my performance here is based on my memory of the way it was sung by Ewan MacColl.

In case my fake Scottish accent is hard to follow, here are the lyrics:

The king sits in Dumfermline town,
Drinking the blude-red wine:
"O whare shall I get a skeely skipper,
To sail this new ship of mine?"

O, up and spake an eldern knight,
Sat at the king's right knee:
"Sir Patrick Spens is the best sailor
That ever sailed the sea."

Our king has written a braid letter,
And seald it with his hand,
And sent it to Sir Patrick Spens,
Was walking on the strand.

"Tae Norowa', tae Norowa',
Tae Norowa' o'er the faem;
The king's daughter o' Norowa',
'Tis thou maun bring her hame."

The first word that Sir Patrick read,
Sae loud, loud laughed he;
The neist word that Sir Patrick read,
The tear blinded his ee.

"O wha is this has done this deed,
And tauld the king o' me,
To send us out at this time of the year
To sail upon the sea?

"Be it wind, be it weet, be it hail, be it sleet,
Our ship must sail the faem;
The king's daughter o' Norowa',
'Tis we must fetch her hame.'

They hoisted their sails on Monenday morn,
Wi a' the speed they may;
And they have landed in Norowa',
Upon a Wodensday.

They hadna been a week, a week
In Norowa' but twae,
When that the lords o' Norowa'
Began aloud to say:

"'Ye Scottishmen spend a' our king's goud,
And a' our queenis fee!"
"Ye lie, ye lie, ye liars loud.
Fu' loud I hear ye lie !

"'For I brought as much of the white monie
As gane my men and me,
And I brought a half-fou o' gude red goud
Out o'er the sea wi' me.

"Mak ready, mak ready, my merrymen a',
Our gude ship sails the morn:"
"Now, ever alack, my maister dear,
I fear a deadly storm

"'I saw the new moon late yestreen,
Wi' the auld moon in her airm;
And if we gang to sea, maister,
I fear we'll come tae hairm.'


They hadna sailed a league, a league,
A league but barely three,
When the lift grew dark, and the wind blew loud
And gurly grew the sea.

The ankers brak, and the topmasts lap,
It was sic a deadly storm,
And the waves came o'er the broken ship,
Till a' her sides were torn.

"O where will I get a gude sailor,
Will take my helm in hand,
Till I gang up to the tall topmast,
To see if I can spy land?"

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a close up and prersonal clip with luvpet's feet.

My advice to Sir Flibble

My reaction to Sir Fibble's persecution of a certain well know vlogger.

We luv ya! And British TV!

Sir Mix-A-Lot and Blake Lewis in Seattle, May 11 2007

hahah..yeah, I was bored =P

runescape

Olbermann’s Special Comment on Giuliani’s Fearmongering:
How Dare You, Sir?

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/04/25/olbermanns-special-comment-on-giulianis-fearmongering-how-dare-you-sir/#more-16640

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Dancing Gerry's secong outing. A tongue & cheek video with my favorite Scottish actor. This one won the Gold Medal at GB.Net 2006 Fan Video Contest for the Best Music/Lyric to Video Match. Enjoy

Talking bout some of the saaaaame people again, but there just reaaaaal cool.. Drunkk rambling!!

This is a fan version of "Baby got back" by Sir Mix A Lot that I made.

Klip...

Giggles Comedy Club 1/20/2007

White House high level officials close to President Barack Obama have expressed deep concerns with regard to the Carroll Foundation Case. Specifically delays to "direction and control" law enforcement   more...actions being sanctioned by Scotland Yard in London UK.

Further concerns are being expressed with the latest revelations involving Baroness Scotland QC UK Attorney General Britain's most senior law enforcement officer in further criminal obstruction offences which are continuing to exasperate the current circumstances of the primary victim Gerald Carroll who it is known is presently the subject of close protection and security arrangements following ongoing violent attacks with the use of firearms and other weapons.

President Barack Obama has recently stated that as soon as possible major new banking regulations and tax evasion legislation will be put through Congress on Capitol Hill to strengthen the social and economic fabric of the western democratic capitalist systems which to date are inflicting substantial hardship on law abiding citizens of the United States of America and the United Kingdom.  less

The International News Networks - BREAKING NEWS - White House high level officials close to President Barack Obama have expressed deep concerns with regard to the Carroll Foundation Case. Specifically   more...delays to "direction and control" law enforcement actions being sanctioned by Scotland Yard in London UK. FBI Scotland Yard law enforcement officers in Britain's Carroll Foundation Trust $1,000,000,000 organised crime case.  less

Formula 1 championship leader Jenson Button joined Mercedes-Benz in Goodwood, England at the Festival of Speed to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the Mercedes legendary Silver Arrows. Sir Stirling Moss   more...explained the basics of the silver racer to the 29 year-old Formula 1 point leader.

For the very first time, Jenson was behind the wheel of the 1934 race car that Manfred von Brauchitsch drove that year at the International Eifel race at the Nürburgring track in Germany.

As the story goes, technicians from Mercedes-Benz stripped the white paint off its grand prix cars at the 1934 International Eifel race at the Nürburgring track in Germany to bring the cars below the maximum weight permitted by the new racing formula of the time, 750 kilograms, or 1,650pounds.

Manfred von Brauchitsch delivered a win in the debut of the W 25 race car at the Nürburgring.

For Jenson Button, too, next weekend's race at the German race track might very well be decisive for his lead in Formula One.

The Festival of Speed in Goodwood, England is the automotive event in the UK and attracted more than 150,000 people from Friday 3 July through Sunday 5 July. Among the many highlights at the 2009 Goodwood Festival of Speed, the worlds largest and most diverse celebration of the history of motor sport and car culture, was a tribute to 75 Years of Silver Arrows.

Mercedes-Benz presented its Silver Arrows racing cars from 1934-39 and 1954-55. These standard setting race cars scored top results in numerous international races in their respective eras. The series of triumphs began with the W 25 (1934-36) and the W 125 (1937) for the 750-kilogram formula, followed by the W 154 complying with the three-litre formula in 1938/39, and the W 165 for the one-and-a-half-litre race in Tripoli in May 1939. The modern (post-war) period is represented by the W 196 R Grand Prix car from July 1954.

At the Goodwood Festival of Speed, Nathan King was on hand reporting for Bader TV News...  less