Evidence of out of control surviellance by the Federal Government

flash cartoon begun in 2000, completed in 2002, dusted & polished in 2007... sounds like rob and sean, looks like sgodt... enjoy

audio taken from 20071228 richmond performance.
video compiled from clips donated by scottlux.
listen to full recording at http://www.archive.org/details/hshp20071229

Alien pun on the state of the world, the new world order and the Scientology notion that we are about to be invaded by aliens.

1967 first human heart transplant took place in south africa, robert louis stevenson died 1894, scientology mary baker eddy died 1910, maria callas diva born 1923, ozzy osbourne musician black sabbath   more...lead singer born 1948, julliane moore actress born 1960, a street car named desire tennessee williams play premiered on broadway starring marlon brando actor, national roof over your head day, on this date in history december 3,  less

Learn about the mysterious world of the homosexual with this 1950's educational recording. Homosexuality, it seems, isn't new after all. In fact, it's been around since ancient times. Homosexuals no longer   more...use 'secret signs' to recognize each other, they have their own 'clubs' and mysterious 'societies'. They'll be asking for the vote next...
Anyway, I thought the humorless narration and pseudo-jazz score was rather hypnotizing, so I decided to share it with you. I added some visuals because I know the YouTube generation suffer from the attention span of a goldfish.
Enjoy.  less

In this video I give the answers to the "tagged video".
1) Yes I was stabbed by a pencil in the 8th grade and I still have the embedded piece of graphite in my left arm.
2) No, I'm not becoming   more...a Scientologist, sorry Tom Cruise, Greta Van Susteran, and the ghost of L. Ron Hubbard.
3) Yes, I'm a Lego fan, DON'T JUDGE ME!  less

In this video I respond to David-TheFinalHighlander's tag where I tell three things about myself, two being absolutely true, one being purely bogus.
I also chide David for his sadly mistaken belief that   more..."Alien 3" was the best film in the series, ya, right, as if! We ALL know that "Aliens" was the best film in the "Alien" series David.  less

The truth about Scientology

The last year of my life has been interesting. From rediscovering myself, to my battle with Scientology, to just making a living... Now you know it all!

This video was Leaked from the Church of Scientology Recruitment Department. As you can see as it goes further into the video Tom Cruise seems to be less and less sane as it goes on.

I'd wondered to myself what Alan Moore thought of Anonymous. Given his dislike (to put it mildly) for Hollywood's vandalism of his works and his lovably curmudgeonly persona I was a little concerned he   more...might be dissaproving.
It was nice, then, to see a recent interview with him where he exclaimed that seeing a bunch of basement dwelling hackers on steroids (not his words) in Guy Fawkes masks protesting Scientology gave him a 'warm little glow'.

So, there's no real point to this video. I just wanted to use that quote and knock something together using clips from the fascinating documentary 'The Mindscape of Alan Moore' (which is available from http://www.shadowsnake.com/index.html).

Moore is, after all, the original Wise Beard Man and he used to live with two chicks and worships a snake god. How fucking cool is that? I met him once too, back when he was writing V for Warrior Magazine and toiling away on Doctor Who monthly. He seemed nice and, despite what you might think from his appearance, he doesn't smell at all.
I also met Neil Gaiman back when he took over MiracleMan from Moore. It was at Rainbow's End comics in Oxford, UK (Don't look for it, it's not there anymore). He signed my comic 'Golden Years, Golden Wa Wa Wa....Neil. He was cool too, even though his dad's a bit of a cock.
But I digress. Alan Moore....
He also gave the world some great works of art including:

Saga of the Swamp Thing (the comic, not the shitty movie)

V for Vendetta (the comic, not the shitty movie)

From Hell (the comic, not the shitty movie)

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (the comic, not the REALLY shitty movie)

The Ballad of Halo Jones (I'll kill myself if this ever gets made into a shitty movie)

Watchmen (which is being made into a sure-to-be-shitty movie as I type this)  less

Last month I was witness to the peculiar and disturbing sight of a Scientologist bullying and intimidating a six-year-old girl. Today, just around the corner from the scene of that event it was some holidaymakers   more...who were victimised by crazies from the UFO cult/moneymaking scam. The location was the L Ron Hubbard Life Exhibition (oh dear!) where the cult sent out their security goons to harass some Scottish tourists for the crime of erm....chatting with members of Anonymous!
The guards began taking pics of a father and his two sons at close range in order to, one presumes, intimidate them. When the tourists decided they were having none of it (bad call on the cultmembers part, Scots don't intimidate easily...haven't these fuckers seen Braveheart?) the security guards switched to 'bullbaiting' - the ploy of attempting to piss off their critics to the point that they'll resort to screaming and/or physical violence thus enabling the Scientologists to claim they are being victimised.
They even went as far as claiming the father had his penis out and that he was a pedophile. I'm not making this shit up!
Happily, our Scottish friends stayed calm and pointed out the guard making the accusations was a disgrace to his country, which he most certainly was. I'd have added he was a total douchebag and a complete motherfucking cunt too, but hey, that's just me and my 'Oxbridge' education!
Here's the video, taken outside the L Ron Hubbard Life Exhibition on Hollywood Blvd.....  less

Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules and they have no respect for the   more...status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or villify them but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. It is the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.  less

I discuss a news story about a person suing the church of Scientology.

Remix of previous August 16th protest, this time featuring Ronnie Miscavige, brother of the even creepier David. The version of 'Still Alive' in this video is from the Orange Box Original Soundtrack CD,   more...performed by the writer Joanathan Coulton. For more information on what this video is about please go to www.WhyWeProtest.net  less

Join us on August 16th 2008 and protest the dangerous scam that is the Cult of Scientology. This video uses the song 'Still Alive' by Jonathan Coulton from the Orange Box game 'Portal'. For more information   more...on what this video is about and how you can get involved please go to www.whyweprotest.net  less

If there's one thing crazy dudes know how to do, it's rock hard. For more crazy vids, go to: http://www.selfmademonkeys.com

I talk about Scientology, Peta and Sharon Stone.

Amy Winehouse Attacks Fan,Will Smith opening private school but does it have a link to Scientology?
Rihanna and Ashley Tisdale love boots for summer, Jennifer Aniston a John Mayer groupie? Wall-E and Wanted   more...top box office.Madonna getting a divorce from Guy Ritchie? Pamela Anderson slams Jessica Simpson.  less

SweetPeas had the best T-Shirt ever at Sea Arrrgh in Hollywood. As you'll hear her say, even a Scientologist thought it was 'appropriate'. He'll probably get RPF'd for that.

Anonymous rickrolls the Church of Scientology on Hollywood Blvd. as part of the Sea Arrrgh. June 14th 2008. For more information on protests against the Cult of $cientology go to http://www.whyweprotest.net   more... For more info on Scientology go to http://www.xenu.net  less

Most of the photos used in this clip aren't by me, so I hope Anonymisty and the other SoCal Anons don't mind my 'borrowing' of them for this video. My (shitty) Sony DVD handycam decided to do weird things   more...so 90% of my footage was lost. Infact, all I was left with was about 5 seconds of Flying Spaghetti Monster, 1 1/2 seconds of SweetPeas semi-obscene Xenu T-Shirt and the sound (but not the image) of bagpipes. Bugger!
A word of advice - never buy Sony, their tech is even worse than Co$'s.  less

Prelude to Sea Arrrgh, the next Project Chanology demonstation against the Cult of $cientology. Stand with us this Saturday for Great Justice, LULZ and Delicious Cake.