Give me at least 2 reasons to enter this bar ...

BRING IT ON MELVIN!

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

"Rockstar" is the fifth U.S. single (although later re-released) by the Canadian rock band Nickelback from their 2005 fifth studio album All the Right Reasons. It was only released in the U.S.   more... more...and Canada, and has since been re-released worldwide. Spoken-word vocals between each verse are provided by Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top.
The lyrics can be taken as a satirical commentary on the lifestyle (or perceived lifestyle) of a rockstar; the material desires of the rockstar are listed, but the practice needed to become proficient at rock music is never mentioned. The video features celebrities and non-celebrities lip synching to the lyrics. The non-celebrities are often filmed in front of iconic landmarks, such as Times Square in New York and Millennium Park in Chicago. Celebrities include Billy Gibbons (who voices his lines in the song), Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell, Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Eliza Dushku, Gene Simmons, Wayne Gretzky, Big & Rich's John Rich, the cast of The Girls Next Door, Kid Rock, Lupe Fiasco, Nelly Furtado, the crew from American Chopper, Paul Wall, Ted Nugent, and numerous others. Sometimes the lyric they are lip synching relates to themselves.  less

Mind the sound quality, I tried to turn it up.
Also mind the chewing gum and the squeaky chair.

Another video I did on that YT account I did. Don't say the username or else I'll get trolled!

Ever see a warning label and wonder why in the world they need to tell you that? Well here's how it probably came about...

http://www.myspace.com/helterskelterguys
http://www.youtube.com/dreambumz

Top 5 Reasons to join LiveVideo.com

Bits and pieces put together showing off the editing skills.

More like reasons not to pass out.

I watched Supamanfan33's hilarious video! I gave David Letterman, who happens to be a friend of mine, a call to talk about it. David said he enjoyed the video but that "Supamanfan33" had altered   more...his list. He asked that I make sure that the truth was told. Here is David's real top 5.  less

HIV=AIDS: Fact or Fraud? One of the most powerful video documentaries of our time boldly reveals the modern medical-industrial complex's dire descent into utter corruption. This feature-length expose   more...explains exactly how the 300-Billion-dollar AID$ fraud began, why HIV can NOT be the cause of AIDS, what the real causes could be, and who manipulates the public's good intentions while poisoning hundreds of thousands with toxic drugs that cause the very disease they are supposed to prevent. This is a systematic dissection of the HIV/AID$ machine and how they hijacked a program designed to fight a worldwide plight of human suffering and drove it down the road to hell. Yet this program offers hope, inspired by the courage and articulate arguments of a group of growing voices internationally challenging the HIV=AIDS=DEATH hysteria. A MUST SEE for anyone interested in truly understanding the facts about HIV/AID$.

You will meet a number of highly reputable scientists who all agree that HIV doesn't cause AIDS, including Dr. Peter Duesberg, who was the first scientist to map the genetic structure of retroviruses. He is joined by Nobel Prize winners Dr. Kary Mullis and Dr.Walter Gilbert, along with Dr. David Rasnick, an expert in the field of protease inhibitors.

Is HIV/AIDS the golden idol of junk science? Judge for yourself. Professionally produced, written and researched, acclaimed by physicians, scientists, journalists and humanitarians internationally, this is the video encyclopedia of HIV/AIDS dissident movement! THE defining documentary on the HIV/AIDS fraud. Order it  less

I sit down and break down why that dude you know is secretly gay or on the Down Low... Go have a talk with him...

funny commercial

This lady needs prozac ...or CATS!

Mark played bad boyfriend Reese Callahan in this ABC series that lasted exactly one episode. Dumped twice in 30 minutes are less. [January 9, 2006]

http://www.911building7.co.uk/

There's a million reasons why I don't believe it
There's a million reasons why it can't be true
Open fire can't melt steel
It's not hot enough
(It's nothing new it's not a mystery,   more...check out the Reichstag Germany).

There's a million questions still remain unanswered
There's a million questions still to be resolved
Out of 19 Muslim guys
7 Still remain alive
(It's nothing new it's not a mystery, check out the USS Liberty).

9/11, 9/11, what went down with building 7?
It's a mystery to this day
The building fell with such precision
Freefall speed no reasons given
Like the towers it just fell
And fire's not enough
No way hot enough to bring 'em down

The Project for the new American century (PNAC)
Was added to a year before that day
It states in order to proceed
A modern day pearl harbour it would need
(In Vietnam it was just the same, the gulf of Tonkin took the blame).
9/11 set them free the project for the new American century.
It's just a lie it's a conspiracy, Cold War, Bird Flu, W.M.D

9/11, 9/11, what went down with building 7?
It's a mystery to this day
The building fell with such precision
Freefall speed no reasons given
Like the towers it just fell
And fire's not enough
No way hot enough to bring 'em down

We've gotta stand up, we've gotta be strong
We've gotta hold our nerve until the job is done
And they've made a killing
They don't care about the blood that they're spilling

9/11, 9/11, what went down with building 7?
Ever since that fateful day
Our civil rights have disappeared
A global fascist state draws near
And our freedom slips away
And they don't give a stuff
They've made that clear enough
So now it's up to us to bring 'em down!

Martin Noakes, 01-Feb-2007

Thanx Martin...great Job!  less

Learn more here: <a href="http://www.freewebs.com/doulasarah/circumcisioninformation.htm">http://www.freewebs.com/doulasarah/circumcisioninformation.htm</a>

The only way you can do videos now is archive them live,so for 30 minutes,you`ve got to talk or entertain.Many random topics here and a couple songs.

People usually have their reasons for doing things the way they do.

(Originally posted on YouTube - October 22, 2006)

Part 1 in an ongoing series of songs for my special lady...

...or, video experimentation via a Jayhawks cover.

I have been trying to figure out an easy way   more...to do cuts/transitions between two video takes against a pre-recorded audio track... unsuccessfully. However, I did stumble upon an alternative method of tackling the same problem (as seen in this video). This technique unfortunately only works well in cases where you want to use fades as your only means of transition. It looked kind of of cool, so I ran with it.

Anyways... this song is a cover I quickly (emphasis on "quickly") put together a few months back. It's one of the only audio tracks I had lying around which could be used for this experiment, so that's why I picked it.

A better quality mp3 version is available here for anyone who is interested:

<a href="http://www.imaginary-friend.com/files/youtube/reasons.mp3">http://www.imaginary-friend.com/files/youtube/reasons.mp3</a>

-Jeff  less

lettermans top10

From Dec 17 2006 Show

Dave and Chuck Show
natradio.com
Sundays
12:00-2:00pm EST
daveandchuckshow.com

Is the government telling us the truth about aids? I don't think so. This is just another one of the many things they hide from us.
A patient cured is a customer lost *******************************
The   more...Perfect Business!
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