Funny Celeb Gossip Show!! No one is safe...lol

Divorce in America & How God deals with it.

Music News for 8/10/07. Britney's fighting to keep custody of her kids, Amy Winehouse is hospitalized for a possible drug overdose, and Scarlett Johansson to release an album. Keep watching for the Angelina   more...Jolie tribute towards the end.  less

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A curse on my cake baking

Three self-penned poems...

Hearts On Fire

Hot blood comes coarsing, fast, through my veins
"Hold on tight boy, hold onto the reins."
Yesterday's burn remembers the unbargained wager
Hot dice rolled,   more...eyes closed, an imminent danger
Yet, searing blazes ignite, ourselves aglow with fire
As a tendered heart knows of love's ending pyre.
How far must we keep from the inferno of the heat,
To a cost of smoldering embers, our souls never to meet.


Two (To) A Bed

We sleep two (to)
a bed
touching only words
left unsaid
On scortched sheets faded,
from view
amongst no light, color, or hue.

Windswept dreams blown over
passion
winter's cold season
faintly in fashion.
I finally awake
to a textile embrace,
at love's hidden memory
leaving no trace.

SHE IN SIX LINES

And, her vissage with strands of undulating curls, culminating in
golden fire, cooled only by her white smile.

From amidst a vestal’s heart, uniformly consecrated by beams of
Her returning, unending grace.

She walks in steps hinted by fragrence of patchouli, faint clues
To indelible vestiges of her man’s heart.

Her sweet angel’s breath, speaks to the flowers of the field in
Gentle tunes, to the light amusement of time.

A spark of her own, pursued and somehow found, careens throughout
Worlds in unending lifespan, time curving inward, unto a lover’s equinox.

And yet, ashes rain fron an ascending phoenix, riding upon
The sweet edges of a crest, emanating only…from her love, and...  less

Funny Celeb Gossip Show!!! No one is safe...lol

Funny Celeb Gossip Show!! No one is safe...lol

Funny Celeb Gossip Show!! No one is safe...lol

Can tattoos really cause a break up?

Now it's my turn - ask me anything at all! I'll give it my best shot to answer any questions about my life, or any advice questions. They can range from light and humorous to deadly serious.
(By the   more...way, I'm not proud of the quality of this video. There's too much yellow, it's too bright, my energy is lagging, and my new haircut seems a little bit too short. My answers video will be much better, I promise. :-) )  less

Funny Celeb Gossip Show!! No one is safe...lol

Funny Celeb Gossip Show!! No one is safe..lol

HAD A LOT ON MY HEART TODAY...

My input on the current news of this crazy world we live in today

A little about my wife and the fact that I plan on sharing some stories about my married life in the future.

I explain what's new in KarateWorld and heap praise upon my most totally awesomeoriffic subscriber.

My reaction to Kristabee's response to Sociovlog #2.

COMERCIAL

The Melvin Show is back again. But something is up with Melvin... whatever could be the matter?

Larry is played by my neighbour J, i thought it a test of his puppetry skills! :D
Didn't do too bad I think...

I was tagged twice for pullover tag this week, so this video contains two stories, one in which I was pulled over, and one in which I SHOULD have been pulled over (that's why it's nine minutes long).   more... Thanks for the tags, KB82 and augustserenity! :-)  less

HELL BEER ,FUNNY COMMERCIAL

I discuss my marriage, my wife and my recent epiphany.

Me at my most awkward and rambly ("rambly" is too a word!), talking about a girl. Why is it that talking about women always makes me come across like a 7 year old with learning disabilities?