Shots of gymnasts in the air.

"Next on... " Boston Legal, Season 4, Episode 12, "Roe v Wade: The Musical". "What'd you do? Give tongue to a locker?"

Boston Legal, Season 4, Episode 12, "Roe v Wade: The Musical". "I played a little unzippidy-to with his fly thingie - and I persuaded him with oral arguments."

Dane Patterson and Jason Ribbink surf huge waves in Madagascar and DungeonsHard-Tested, BILT Tough, State-of-the-Art Surfboards.

Boston Legal, Season 4, Episode 12, "Roe v Wade: The Musical". "If I were kidding, I'd stand like this."

Scott Patterson is the only person i know who replaced a drum machine

The Empire State Building will turn pink, lavender and white this weekend in honor of Mariah Carey Harrison Ford who has been a longtime environmental campaigner had his chest waxed to show the pain involved   more...in deforestation. Gerry Butler and dancing with the stars Cheryl Burke are apparently shacking up. Paris Hilton and Benji Madden ran over a photogs foot yesterday and left the scene. Kim Kardashian got her first movie role. Watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Carmen Electra Got engaged to Rob Patterson  less

Dane Patterson and Jason Ribbink surf huge waves in Madagascar and Dungeons.Hard-Tested, BILT Tough, State-of-the-Art Surfboards.

Memorial Ride for a fellow rider

"Before the Dead" is a video I, Chris Corsello, shot at the Parking Lot before the Grateful Dead show at Cal Expo, in Sacramento May of 1993. My friend Mike Patterson is the host. This is a   more...fun video that will hopefully bring back good memories for Deadheads.

It has a few flaws, particularly the video speeds up for some unknown reason at the beginning and middle. Originally I had planned to post this on my website, hence, the name of my website appears at the end. Enjoy.  less

A new wave of fear descends upon San Francisco. Enter the world of James Patterson and study murder scenes as you work stop a psychotic killer in <a href="http://www.bigfishgames.com/download-games/3431/james-pattersons-womens-murder-club-death-scar/index.html">James   more...Patterson's Women's Murder Club: Death in Scarlet</a>.  less

By far and away the most controversial scene from the upcoming Charles Patterson film "Two Please", this is a look at how two characters jab at each other with racially driven stereotypes. "Two   more...Please" will be released later in 2007.  less

Yeah, I know this song doesn't go really well with me, but I love it and well, this is the result!! And yes, the song's a spoof of that Slim Shady (sp?) SAong, but I like this version better :D

Hollyscoop hit the T-MOBILE SIDEKICK COACHELLA VALLEY private party in desert springs california.The Tone-Def After Party brought in live music with DJ AM, DJ Steve Aoki and DJ Momjeans (a.k.a. Danny   more...Masterson) spinning at the turntables. Interviews with Carmen Electra and Rob Patterson, Stacey Keibler among others. Paris Hilton, Benji Madden, Jamie Lynn Siegler are also in the video.  less

Moving away from atheism to the more general region of scepticism with this video on bigfoot.

Oh...my...God...This took me 5 days to finish!!! Basically, it's a bunch of animated screencaps of me singing the Numa Numa...And yes, I edited them to have red or green hair (cause when I'm human, my   more...streaks are red, and when I'm ghost, they're green) Anyway, enjoy my masterpiece....DO NOT FLAME IT OR I WILL BE VERY MAD.... XD  less

teaser from the upcoming Charles Patterson film "Two Please"

Lol, in my boredem, I actually figured how to make animations of myself XD Now if only I knew how to turn it into a GIF image...BTW, I'm saying "Chase Young....You SUCK!!!" XDXDXD (No offense   more...to any Chase Fangirls :P) And if you think this is cool, check out my next vid!!! (And yes, I now have red streaks in my hair)  less

Aussie comic with his cane toad skit

Everyone benefits through the awareness Sundance Channel and celebrities are bringing with the launch of "The Green" - environmental programming.

Yes, I finally have a new opening!!! :D

Freddie Mercury. Jim Patterson 2003 edit for World Aids Day.
'Only The Good Die Young'.

Banjo Paterson included this in his Old Bush Songs. It is based on an earlier convict song called "Ten Thousand Miles Away", and uses the same tune, but with new lyrics about pastoral Australia.   more...It has been attributed to C. A. Flower, who was the accountant for the company building the railway line between Mitchell and Roma in Queensland.

Notes:
The technique for exporting frozen meat was developed in Australia in the late nineteenth century.

Nardoo (mersilia) is a clover-like fern that is highly drought-resistant.  less

A popular Australian shearing song, which Banjo Patterson included in his 1905 collection of old bush ballads. There seems to be a tradition in Australian songs of listing all the exotic places known   more...to the protagonist. Another example may be seen in the convict ballad, Moreton Bay.  less