You just got your ass kicked by a girl. In a skirt. Yeah, you better go cry about it.

The strategy of running for his life almost worked. Til he got Hackney'd.

A sample from my recent time in the studio, recording my upcoming single, "I'm Pansy."

For my fans. Here's to 300 of you!!

I interrogate Gangsta Gizmo for the brutal murder of Cousin Bootsie. Defense attorney, Black Nerd, does his best to keep his client under control. In this crime riddled episode I also review "Condemned   more...2." Plus the hunt for my long lost father, Willard.  less

Witness first hand why I hate all things retail! Plus a review of the Simpson's game and my assault on Hollywood.

I brave day one of the Gaming Developers Conference, with 16,000 other gaming professionals. I search for elusive Booth Babes, and covet everyone else's camera equipment and crew, but mostly I revel in   more...the adoration of my fans.  less

The shocking conclusion of my trip to the GDC. I scare the Odin out of passengers onboard a 747 in a flight sim, I virtually win a boxing tournament, and I interiew Scotland! Sort of.

PANSY WARRIOR PRINCESS and BLACK NERD join forces to CO-HOST a TWO-HOUR LIVE SHOW EVERY SUNDAY ON LIVEVIDEO.COM! Two LiveVideo Hosts! Two Live Hours! One Gangsta Gizmo! 7-8PM PST (10-11PM EST) at <a   more...href="http://www.livevideo.com/liveshow/pansywarriorprincess">www.livevideo.com/liveshow/pansywarriorprincess</a>. 8-9PM PST (11PM-MIDNIGHT EST) at <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/liveshow/blacknerd">www.livevideo.com/liveshow/blacknerd</a>. Be sure to join LiveVideo.com to chat with us and watch Pansy and Black Nerd's separate live shows. Check us out at <a href="http://www.pansywarriorprincess.com">www.pansywarriorprincess.com</a> and <a href="http://www.blacknerdcomedy.com">www.blacknerdcomedy.com</a>.  less

I suffer the consequences of "modern medicine". Also, I review Mass Effect for the XBOX 360 and discuss the downsides of being a "cewebrity."

I unveil the latest development in my realm, Pantopia (It's the Pansy Warrior Princess Utopia!). And speaking of utopias, I also review my 2007 game of the year, Bioshock. Plus a rare look at the inside   more...of my castle!  less

I review God of War and Heavenly Sword, Hazmat comes to the Throne Room, and Floyd finds himself. Please enjoy the illustrations of what lies in wait for those who fail to RSVP to my soirees.

Wow!! What a girl will do for a bag of chips!

My old nemesis from Camp Fitter-Fatty infiltrates the throne room, Floyd has an affair and I grant the wish of a loyal subject.

As the last of the six gaming concession holders to open in Macau, it's not surprising that the locals were a little jaded by all the fireworks, red carpet treatment and the ritual of lining up in the   more...street to have a first-look on opening night. But this is still one very big lion and a very imposing property. MGM Mirage is the world's largest gaming company and by partnering with Pansy Ho, daughter of Macau casino magnate Stanley Ho, they are well positioned to mark their territory in this part of the world as the grand masters of entertainment – turning gaming and hospitality into an art form.  less

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Scary Poppins, my old nanny, drops in for a surprise visit. She redecorates my throne room, and calms me with my childhood favorite, Puffa-luffa-ding-dong. Find out what's pure and putrid about Assassin's   more...Creed.  less

I express my hatred for know-it-alls, and my love for Rock Band. See Floyd live and marvel at his musical interpretation of Radiohead's Creep. See combustable drummers and learn firsthand why children   more...shouldn't play with battle axes. Also some shameful pictures of me in a compromising position.  less

I go head to head with a gaming legend - Ms. PacMan! Also, hear my rant against corporate giants!

This is my Christmas Spectacular. It's everything Chirstmas and it's spectacular. What more do you want from me? Oh yeah, and I review "Uncharted: Drake's Fortune." Don't miss my guest appearance   more...in the game. Did I mention my toy action figure!!??  less

I'm a poet and I know it! I detail the trials and tribulations of controlling minions, while reviewing Overlord. Not to mention the pitfalls of my love life...

A tribute to Pansy Warrior Princess by John Lennon in The Afterlife, channeled through internationally known psychic Linda J. Polley.

Happy Valentine's Day! Or not. Join me as I skewer my most hated holiday of the year. Plus my first Wii review - Super Mario Galaxy.

A tribute to our friends Pansy Warrior Princess, The Black Nerd, The Black Knight & Squire G Show, "Jimmy Kimmel Live," and Kevin & Bean of KROQ in Los Angeles, featuring a new song   more...internationally known psychic Linda J. Polley channeled from The Afterlife.  less