Wherein I make a paltry attempt to use proper diction of a thousand words within 20 seconds (I know, mistake on the vid- says 30...). Kids...don't try this at home.

Here it is, as it appears on periurban's   more...page (so don't blame ME):

I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took THE BIG BASKET OF BISCUITS AND THE BASKET OF BIG BISCUITS and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.

My 12 year-old nephew said it's correct and proceeded to illustrate for me what a basket of biscuits looks like as opposed to a big basket of biscuits...but what does he know, he's only 12 and he doesn't even like biscuits.

Actually, he's pretty smart and knows a few things that I don't, so maybe I was wrong.

It's a good thing I'm over it. Or I might have kicked him in the shin.
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This is a Memorial video of my 13 year-old nephew Blaine who was killed in an ATV accident on Thanksgiving Day, November 27, 2003. He was wearing a helmet but it didn't help in his accident. He was a   more...great kid. He greeted people with hugs and was very loving, always respecting adults. Blaine was baptised only 25 days before the accident. Of all the bumper stickers his mother had given him for his ATV, he only put one on it and it simply said, "GOD". Blaine's best friend Jacob Davis (that you see in front of him in the band photo) died almost exaclty a year before Blaine. He is buried behind Blaine. The redish headstone you see in the gravesite photos is his. Such a shame and heartache to see such young kids dying. Makes you think about life alot. If you have any serious respectable questions about any of the photos or anything, please feel free to ask. Thanks for watching and getting to know Blaine a little. You can take a look at Blaine's mothers Memorial site, <a href="http://www.missingblaine.com">Missing Blaine</a> and/or see mine by <a href="http://www.freewebs.com/kennyerj/blainedonavancooper.htm">Clicking Here</a>.
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"Where jelly bean?"

Check out how I spent my Easter. This is my nephew. I love him! :)

Gotta' love my mom chiming in wanting to know when I'm going to start popping 'em out, LOL!

My dear childhood friend and musical genius, Harve came home to Philadelphia from L.A. for a family visit. He was telling me and his nephew(the handsome, younger guy in the video) some stories from "the   more...road". This one was how Johnny Cash saved his life. The story didn't end as we expected..:)  less

Yes,it happened at Horrorfind Weekend 11.It had to happen sometime!

my nephew saying what the color is on a really color thing-a-mob-bob

My nephew. 1st video of him that i took when he was out this year.

my nephew was watching the cartoon show Kipper

my nephew the monkey

my nephew playing in the water a couple of months ago here at my house.

Well...nearly. I'm on my way to meet my nephew to go dirt riding and stop to offer some "riding tips" to anyone with nothing better to do.

My nephew has just bought a KLX250 and this is our first ride together.

my nephew sings

my nephew says weeeeee. Hope this makes Victor1st happy lol ^_^

in fact, most people probably are :)

Photos Of My Nephew Ryan. Also, My Two Nieces Kerstin And Sadie. A Little Of My Art. Some FUNKY Music! Yeah!
Music By Kevin MacLeod.
imcompetech.com
"ProtoFunk"

I made this video for my nephews, Armand & Arsh to commemorate their existence and how very thankful I am to have them in my life. As they reside thousands of miles away, it is often hard to convey   more...to them how much I love them and how much joy I obtain from their magnificent energies. I will be seeing them soon, but until then, this video will have to do.  less

More fun with my nephew.

my nieces and nephew

NEPHEW MELTING MY FACE OFF ON GUITAR HERO

A windy day....A beach scene...Teenagers, children, my nieces, my nephew. Andy Warhol. Jazz Music. Music by Kevin MacLeod. imcompetech.com "No Good Layabout"

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Club of Rome's prediction coming true, Limits to Growth and dideridoo duet by my son Clement and my second nephew Michael.

Cute