Hope you can understand what I'm saying.

I've been spanking the monkey too much.

Well I like bananas. I like robots too. Here is a little bit of both.

Love, Krista

I fell in love with a Robot
By Krista Bee
Date Written: Jan. 14th 2007

Although he wasn't human
Or really a "he"   more...at all
I fell in love with a silver robot
And my robot's name was Paul.

He sang me to sleep with his robot voice
And cradled me in his robot arms
He'd click his eyes at me a few times
Seducing me with his robot charms.

Yes, I fell in love with a robot
But my robot could not stay
I watched as he cried his robot tears
As his creators took him away.
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Show us your BEST monkey impression and you'll get to star in an upcoming Bikini News episode!

This is my quick list of rules you may want to live by. I was in a hurry to get packed (I'm going on a trip for a few weeks) so I recorded this week's vlog raw, without editing, without music, without   more...jump cuts.  less

World famous Bea Narner strips on a tropical beach.

Kissing Test very funny

Laurent goes on a disastrous date with Janet from "down under" -- featuring GWENORIFFIC singing "Bad Date."

for surfcottage:)

Song by Cordalis
Wanted to show some of wild animals that are out there AND I just love this song:o)

What's in the trunk?

Here's my tutorial on how to tattoo a banana!

Corinna tells the untold truth about Laurent.

Yoshida Brothers feat Monkey Majik

Ninja receives mysterious phone call on banana phone...

it's raining and I'm so sick but I just felt like listening to a little jack johnson

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Banana Phone

Stop Monkeying around Or I'll Kick Your @%&!

An amazing new diet plan that really works!

A tag to show your banana recipe skills..be it snack, dessert, or whatever you can do to a banana thats yummy! LOL

Monkey can't get banana through glass. Poor little dude.

Ring the bananaphone cause im just a teenage dirtbag baby!

Music Video for Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by The Bloodhound Gang