The tape you've all been waiting for is finally here. Jen and Mary get STEAMY and HOT. Plus, Sylvester Stallone takes steroids.

Jen and Mary succomb to temptation. Plus, Mary has the power to turn into Jen.

Mary loves herself...plus Jen gets rude in a bathroom :)

Episode 92 was once cut to be less "offensive"...here's the uncut version...what do you think?

Jen's on the prowl...watch out!

Jen and Mary finally admit their true feelings.

Today we take a look at Mary's porn habits; plus Britney Spears stops by to show us her mothering skills.

This is Mary and me dancing a ways back. I put some stupid music to it and made it into a Bikini News promo. You likey?

Jen and Mary show you their wicked guitar SKILLZ! Errr...ukulele SKILLZ!

It's no holds barred when Mary pranks Jen. Watch!

Today we're getting a Glimpse into the home life of Jen and Mary. Plus. we've got an EXCLUSIVE interview with Amy Winehouse.

Mary has a threesome, plus you hurt Jen's feelings.

Jen and Mary try to fix relationships, but they should be working on their own. Also, their producer is a cokehead and Britney's acting up again.

I break into a playground. WATCH OUT!

A Viking, A Pirate and a whole lot of Britney Spears.

Stuck deep underground, in Japan, while the earth is shaking, is a pretty interesting experience

Fudmottin wants to know...does friends with benefits work?

We take a SEXY look BACK to Jen's first screen test. It's been a YEAR!!!! Has she changed?

Mary likes it hot.

Mary, on her birthday, is on the streets of LA daring you to do something stupid. Plus, Jen does her "freak of nature" dance.

There are ghosts everywhere you turn...

Yeah, good luck with your pop culture suicide Justin Timberlake "Halloween"

Today we introduce Jake and Murray, the girls' male alter-egos. Plus, Hick Jen Jackson reviews 'Vacancy'.

Didn't you know? I play dumb sometimes, but I loves me some video games.