Jen and Mary succomb to temptation. Plus, Mary has the power to turn into Jen.

Here's a little "Bikini-Torial" on how to get your video seen online. Watch and BELIEVE!

Can't you see what it's doing to the LV community?!?!?!?!!?

Let's take a trip back through the years with Jen and Mary. Plus, Paris and Nicole have a new single out. It's sure to be a HIT!

The tape you've all been waiting for is finally here. Jen and Mary get STEAMY and HOT. Plus, Sylvester Stallone takes steroids.

Yeah...we've got some thoughts or whatever. CONFORMIST!

Mary has a threesome, plus you hurt Jen's feelings.

Mary turns into a flesh eating monster. Plus, she's all about the prostitutes.

UBC: ULTIMATE BIKINI CHAMPIONSHIPS

Today we're getting a Glimpse into the home life of Jen and Mary. Plus. we've got an EXCLUSIVE interview with Amy Winehouse.

Today we introduce Jake and Murray, the girls' male alter-egos. Plus, Hick Jen Jackson reviews 'Vacancy'.

Jen and Mary finally admit their true feelings.

Jen's out there looking for new work; but can she hack it without Mary by her side?

Jen and Mary show you their wicked guitar SKILLZ! Errr...ukulele SKILLZ!

This is Mary and me dancing a ways back. I put some stupid music to it and made it into a Bikini News promo. You likey?

A STRONG HOLLOW PRODUCTION.. MUSIC by QUEEN .. PHOTOS by SURFCOTTAGE .Tagged by Katsknoll.. I TAG... BLUEEAGLE, 1WHITECROW and StaCATo

Mary loves herself...plus Jen gets rude in a bathroom :)

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This song was written as a tribute to Nightwish’s Indian fans!

Written by: Tuomas Holopainen (On Keyboards)

Creek Mary's Blood

Lyrics:

Soon I will be here no more
You'll hear the tale
Through my blood
Through   more...my people
And the eagle's cry
The bear within will never lay to rest

Wandering on Horizon Road
Following the trail of tears

White man came
Saw the blessed land
We cared, you took
You fought, we lost
Not the war but an unfair fight
Sceneries painted beautiful in blood

Wandering on Horizon Road
Following the trail of tears
Once we were here
Where we have lived since the world began
Since time itself gave us this land

Our souls will join again the wild
Our home in peace 'n war 'n death

Wandering on Horizon Road...


"I still dream every night
Of them wolves, them mustangs, those endless prairies
The restless winds over mountaintops
The unspoilt frontier of my kith 'n kin
The hallowed land of the Great Spirit
I still believe
In every night
In every day
I am like the caribou
And you like the wolves that make me stronger
We never owed you anything
Our only debt is one life for our Mother
It was a good day to chant this song
For Her

Our spirit was here long before you
Long before us
And long will it be after your pride brings you to your end"  less

Sam as Mary Poppins!? I must be on crack!

Mary, on her birthday, is on the streets of LA daring you to do something stupid. Plus, Jen does her "freak of nature" dance.

That little puppet has something to say...so do we...

Episode 92 was once cut to be less "offensive"...here's the uncut version...what do you think?

Jen's on the prowl...watch out!