Here's a little "Bikini-Torial" on how to get your video seen online. Watch and BELIEVE!

Can't you see what it's doing to the LV community?!?!?!?!!?

Mary has a threesome, plus you hurt Jen's feelings.

Yeah...we've got some thoughts or whatever. CONFORMIST!

Jen and Mary succomb to temptation. Plus, Mary has the power to turn into Jen.

We wear bikinis for the laughs....it's just a joke. No need for the insults, the haters or the character judgements. Bikini News is a lighthearted sketch comedy show...and we make it for laughs. Laugh   more...with us, laugh at us ... just laugh.  less

Jen's on the prowl...watch out!

Let's take a trip back through the years with Jen and Mary. Plus, Paris and Nicole have a new single out. It's sure to be a HIT!

The tape you've all been waiting for is finally here. Jen and Mary get STEAMY and HOT. Plus, Sylvester Stallone takes steroids.

This is Mary and me dancing a ways back. I put some stupid music to it and made it into a Bikini News promo. You likey?

Mary turns into a flesh eating monster. Plus, she's all about the prostitutes.

Mary likes it hot.

Today we take a look at Mary's porn habits; plus Britney Spears stops by to show us her mothering skills.

UBC: ULTIMATE BIKINI CHAMPIONSHIPS

How will everyone deal with Mary's *unique* management style?

It's a blooper from Friday's episode. Mary's so mean.

That little puppet has something to say...so do we...

Bloopers for your happiness!

Mary, on her birthday, is on the streets of LA daring you to do something stupid. Plus, Jen does her "freak of nature" dance.

Today we're getting a Glimpse into the home life of Jen and Mary. Plus. we've got an EXCLUSIVE interview with Amy Winehouse.

We take a SEXY look BACK to Jen's first screen test. It's been a YEAR!!!! Has she changed?

Jen and Mary finally admit their true feelings.

Jen and Mary show you their wicked guitar SKILLZ! Errr...ukulele SKILLZ!

Today we introduce Jake and Murray, the girls' male alter-egos. Plus, Hick Jen Jackson reviews 'Vacancy'.