Mary has a threesome, plus you hurt Jen's feelings.

ChristineBot200 sits in for Mary Clark as we uncover Jen's criminal past.

UBC: ULTIMATE BIKINI CHAMPIONSHIPS

Today we're getting a Glimpse into the home life of Jen and Mary. Plus. we've got an EXCLUSIVE interview with Amy Winehouse.

This is Mary and me dancing a ways back. I put some stupid music to it and made it into a Bikini News promo. You likey?

A STRONG HOLLOW PRODUCTION.. MUSIC by QUEEN .. PHOTOS by SURFCOTTAGE .Tagged by Katsknoll.. I TAG... BLUEEAGLE, 1WHITECROW and StaCATo

Mary loves herself...plus Jen gets rude in a bathroom :)

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Jen's on the prowl...watch out!

We take a SEXY look BACK to Jen's first screen test. It's been a YEAR!!!! Has she changed?

Jen and Mary try to fix relationships, but they should be working on their own. Also, their producer is a cokehead and Britney's acting up again.

A new sketch must be delivered: who will survive?

In this exciting finale, Mary does WHATEVER she can to get Jen back. Will she succeed, or will Bikini News...Bikini Lose?

How will everyone deal with Mary's *unique* management style?

There's an urban legend that if you say 'bloody Mary' three times in a mirror, she comes to see you. Let's see what happens...

Hot Kate Beckinsale slideshow, from her movies, Enjoy !

Hot Kate Beckinsale video and pics to the music of Maroon 5 " She will be loved "

It's no holds barred when Mary pranks Jen. Watch!

It's a blooper from Friday's episode. Mary's so mean.

See what Mary does when she finds out she can't get fired.

Bloopers for your happiness!

Some outtakes from the ninja episode...watch!

A short but spicy little video dedicated to the beautiful women of Punk & Rock music.

In honor of Jen's disappearance, we show you a classic clip of them fighting.