Mary has a threesome, plus you hurt Jen's feelings.

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Jen's on the prowl...watch out!

ChristineBot200 sits in for Mary Clark as we uncover Jen's criminal past.

This is Mary and me dancing a ways back. I put some stupid music to it and made it into a Bikini News promo. You likey?

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It's a blooper from Friday's episode. Mary's so mean.

How will everyone deal with Mary's *unique* management style?

Bloopers for your happiness!

Today we're getting a Glimpse into the home life of Jen and Mary. Plus. we've got an EXCLUSIVE interview with Amy Winehouse.

We take a SEXY look BACK to Jen's first screen test. It's been a YEAR!!!! Has she changed?

We left the camera rolling and Mary decided to imitate Jen. They really love each other though, seriously.

Some outtakes from the ninja episode...watch!

Mary loves herself...plus Jen gets rude in a bathroom :)

A new sketch must be delivered: who will survive?

Jen and Mary try to fix relationships, but they should be working on their own. Also, their producer is a cokehead and Britney's acting up again.

Now it's Jen's turn to make fun of Mary. Good times.

See what Mary does when she finds out she can't get fired.

Watch, it's electrifying!

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It's no holds barred when Mary pranks Jen. Watch!

In honor of Jen's disappearance, we show you a classic clip of them fighting.

You meet some interesting people in LA. They don't get much stranger then Adam.

Things get boring around Bikini News way sometimes. This is how we spice it up!