Can't you see what it's doing to the LV community?!?!?!?!!?

The tape you've all been waiting for is finally here. Jen and Mary get STEAMY and HOT. Plus, Sylvester Stallone takes steroids.

Yeah...we've got some thoughts or whatever. CONFORMIST!

Mary has a threesome, plus you hurt Jen's feelings.

Mary turns into a flesh eating monster. Plus, she's all about the prostitutes.

UBC: ULTIMATE BIKINI CHAMPIONSHIPS

Today we're getting a Glimpse into the home life of Jen and Mary. Plus. we've got an EXCLUSIVE interview with Amy Winehouse.

Jen and Mary finally admit their true feelings.

This is Mary and me dancing a ways back. I put some stupid music to it and made it into a Bikini News promo. You likey?

A STRONG HOLLOW PRODUCTION.. MUSIC by QUEEN .. PHOTOS by SURFCOTTAGE .Tagged by Katsknoll.. I TAG... BLUEEAGLE, 1WHITECROW and StaCATo

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Mary loves herself...plus Jen gets rude in a bathroom :)

Sam as Mary Poppins!? I must be on crack!

That little puppet has something to say...so do we...

Jen's on the prowl...watch out!

Mary, on her birthday, is on the streets of LA daring you to do something stupid. Plus, Jen does her "freak of nature" dance.

Jen and Mary try to fix relationships, but they should be working on their own. Also, their producer is a cokehead and Britney's acting up again.

We take a SEXY look BACK to Jen's first screen test. It's been a YEAR!!!! Has she changed?

Mattym takes us on a tour of Bikini News's greatest hits.

A new sketch must be delivered: who will survive?

Jen quits Bikini News. What does she have lined up next? Stay tuned tomorrow to find out...

Mary and I improv our openings sometimes. Here's one of those times.

Karen Carpenter's extraordinary voice is showcased in "Little Altar Boy" which was recorded by The Carpenters for their "Christmas Portrait" album. My intent was to save this for   more...the holiday season, but as I worked with it, I realized that it is timeless.
Thanks to Nancy (Surfcottage) for getting my creative juices flowing.  less

In this exciting finale, Mary does WHATEVER she can to get Jen back. Will she succeed, or will Bikini News...Bikini Lose?